I'm sort of bored, so why not...
Religion?
Atheist. There's nothing supernatural. No sense in life.
Abortion?
Should be up to the possible parents to decide, not the state. Strictly personally opposed to the idea.
Welfare?
Essential tool to help the disadvantaged members of society.
Affirmative Action?
Opposed, positive discrimination is still discrimination. People should have equal rights, not "more equal" rights.
The Death Penalty?
Opposed. The fallibility of the justice system alone already settles this for me, apart from all ethical considerations.
Gay Marriage?
All couples should have the same rights when it comes to their unions. Religious practices should be irrelevant before the law and religions could hence do whatever they like.
Gay Adoption?
Acceptable, just like any other sort of adoption.
Hate Crimes?
A crime is a crime.
Education?
A little too vague as a question. Education is the basic level on which equal opportunity has to be ensured. Hence it should be free for those who can't afford it otherwise.
The Environment?
Is probably kind of necessary for our survival, eh? Now if that is desireable is another question...
Animal Testing?
Acceptable if it saves the lifes of human beings. But should only be done if no other options are available.
AIDS?
Love it!

Now seriously, what sort of "opinion" am I supposed to have on a disease?
School Vouchers?
Opposed. See "education".
School Prayer?
"One Nation, Under God"?
Secularization is a necessary element of a free society.
Drug Legalization?
Yes, sure. Control the quality and tax it. People will take it anyway, this would minimize the risks and even have benefits.
Prostitution Legalization?
It is legal where I live. No problem with that, but it should be regarded as a regular job.
Legalized Gambling?
Allright, but should also be state-controlled and taxed.
Age of Consent?
For sex? 16 for any age of the partner. Lower only if the partner isn't older than, let's say, 20. Or maybe five years older. It's not as if it could be controlled anyway...
Premarital Sex?
Non-issue.
Single Parenthood?
Is a fact of life but not a desireable circumstance.
School Uniforms?
Basically opposed to it but can see the benefits it can have.
Drinking Age of 21?
Treason. 16 it is and should be. Can't be enforced anyway either.
Immigration?
Should go along with active measures to integrate immigrants into society. First and foremost mandatory language courses.
The War on Terror?
Laughable propaganda term.
The Country's Current Leadership?
Which one's? Opposed to ours, yours as well.
Voting?
Rocks.
Saddam Hussein?
Rocks less.
Osama Bin Laden?
Might be fun in a mosh pit.
Euthanasia?
Everyone should have the right to end his life whenever he wants. I see that as a human right.
Assisted Suicide?
See above.
Suicide?
See above.
Self-Mutilation?
Should be treated.
Mental Illness?
Almost as fun as AIDS.
Eating Disorders?
Should be fought more actively as it is in many cases the result of fashion.
Addiction - A Choice or a Disease?
Most science points at there being genetic aspects to it. Hence disease.
Three Strikes Law?
Unfamiliar with it.
Bush or Kerry?
Kerry was the lesser evil.
Republican or Democrat?
The Democrats are the lesser evil.
Cheney or Edwards?
Edwards was...you get the point.
Rehabilitation or Imprisionment/Punishment?
Depends on the crime. There are things, like cold-blooded murder, rape and the like, where rehabilitation isn't a valid concern.
Marijuana - Legal or Illegal?
Legal.
Adoption or Abortion?
I'd rather abort than adopt a child.
Life or Death?
Have to take both.
Gay Marriage or Civil Unions?
Irrelevant, essentially the same. Probably marriage in your sense.
Gay Marriage or Nothing?
I don't want to marry a man...
Civil Unions or Nothing?
I don't really want to marry anyone...
Segregation or Intergration?
Integration.
Yes Or No...
No.
Is our economy really on the mend?
Yes.
Do homosexuals deserve equal rights under the law?
Yes, of course.
Is banning gay marriage legalizing discrimination?
Yes, of course.
Do we have a right to be in Iraq?
No.
Did we enter Iraq for the right reasons?
Those who ordered it surely knew why they did it. "You", as in "the people", probably not.
Do you think there are weapons of mass destruction?
In Iraq? Maybe now, but not in March 2003...
Do you feel 9/11 could have been prevented by better leadership?
Possible, but unlikely.
Who do you think is the bigger threat - Hussien or Bin Laden?
To me, this country or yours - in all cases Bin Laden.
Who do you feel is the best leader for our country?
Nobody you know, probably.
Would you support a legalized draft?
We have one and I oppose it.
What country is the biggest threat to our way of life?
The United States of America.
Should we work to get international support, or continue on our own?
International support.
Does freedom of speech include ideas that you do not support?
Hehe, strange wording. I do support all ideas inherent in freedom of speech but freedom of speech surely protects ideas I don't support.
Is racial discrimination still a problem in our country?
Yes.
Is gender discrimination still a problem in our country?
Also yes, but far less than decades ago.
Is sexual discrimination a problem in our country?
Yes.
Is ethnic discrimination a problem in our country?
Yes.
Is religious discrimination a problem in our country?
Yes.
Do you believe force, or peacemaking efforts, are needed to protect us?
No.
Protecting natural resources or industrys that use them - which is better?
There has to be a balance. But essentially the first is more important - if you want us to survive, that is.
Do vote according to party or according to politician's stances and policy
According to parties' stances and policy.
If you could say one thing to our current leader, what would it be?
I'd not waste my time with that.