Your Worst Movie of All Time

What is the worst movie of all time?

  • I heart Huckabees

    Votes: 27 77.1%
  • I heart Huckabees

    Votes: 27 77.1%

  • Total voters
    35
I don't see that many movies, so I'm sure I missed out on the really craptacular movies.

But for me the worst is The Blair Witch Project--I actually fell asleep :sleep: watching this overhyped borefest.
 
i actually thought i heart huckbees was kinda funny

my vote is for pearl harbor, or tomb raider
 
DBear said:
I don't see that many movies, so I'm sure I missed out on the really craptacular movies.

But for me the worst is The Blair Witch Project--I actually fell asleep :sleep: watching this overhyped borefest.
Hah whatever happened to that movie. Nobody remembers it.
 
Brother by Takeshi Kitano sucks. I saw this piece of garbage about five years ago with a bunch of guys and we were laughing all the way through. The movie is far from being a comedy, but it's so bad we couldn't stop ourselves!

I have to be carefull when I mention Takeshi Kitano on the internet since he has a major following of nerds just waiting in the shadows to jump to the defense of this misunderstood genius. :mischief:
 
Didnt watch much bad movies until they are shown on cables...

Maywine (only time i left a cinema)

(some high budget 1 from memory)
The Phantom

Charlies angel 2 (1 is crap too, but at least the sexy girls kept me up)

Mission impossible 2 and Windtalker (watch in HBO) - John woo is overrated.

Deep impact - very bad with no storyline at all

Batman and Robin - yeah this 1 Stink too.

Jurassic park 3 (HBO) - It Stink

Man in black 2 (HBO) - Using the same plotline and styke as the 1st, jokes are not funny and think MJ spoilt the show.

Hook - very boring

Six days and Seven nights (HBO) - it Stink

Ace ventura 2 when nature calls - Sucks, same plotline

Moulin Rogue - Cant even watch 5 mins of this show

Eyes wide Shut - I fast forward looking for sleezy part only.

Waterworld - bad, but at least i can finished it

The postman (HBO) - Absolutely the worst big budget movie ever !!!! watch 10 mins and a bit here and there.

Guardman - I give u 3 seconds to leave this town
/kevin costner drops his mails
/guardman stares on
kevin Costner - Arent u going to count ?
Guardman - ONE !!!
/Kevin costner reading names of the mails on the floor

nuff said

Battlefield Earth(HB0) - big budget crap from the sciencetologist crap- watch 10 mins, same as postman
Swordfish - sucks

James bond, the most recent 1 with Halle berry (cant remember title)- very bad, no innovation.

Michael, angel film by John travolta - So bad and low budget that the wings seems glue on and the micophone can be seen from the top of screen, wasted my money renting LD.

The tuxedo
Bullet proof monk
The One
Romeo must die
Romeo and Juliet (Leonardo 1)
The touch
Kiss of the dragon
Rush hour
Rush hour 2 is slightly better thou. maybe of John lone and Zhang ziyi
Shanghai noon - stink, watched many many time in TV, cables, never finish watching it.
Anna and the king - Boring
The corruptor - didnt even watch it when its free
Replacement killer - this 1 too

Planet of the apes - Ewww , lack of background, storyline and bad acting, not to mention actions

Edward Scissorhand - Still didnt manage to finish watching the show

O Brother, Where Art Thou? - Dunno about this 1, guess hillbillies freaks me out.

The peacemaker - stink, didnt finish too

Anaconda - It stinks

Deep blue sea - ....

Jaws 3D - manage to stop the Jaws fanchise

Gigli, Maid in Manhattan, Glitter, crossroad - all didnt watch due to the massive bad rating. Also there is a pattern here.

Desparado - cheesy, but atleast reminds me of Jagged Alliance2

Ballistic - Watched 1 min, totally stink

Ghost cant do it - watch this in Pri 6, yeah !!! (cant say this is bad thou, keeps me up too :naughty:)

Blue lagoon - dont know whats the hype
Return to blue lagoon - Return of the stink

Back to the Future 2

Evolution - Ghostbuster wannabe

Blast from the past - also never finish the film

Monkeybone - same here

The mummy returns - actually took me a few takes to finished the show

The 6th day - Stupid plot

Ends of days - Also stupid enemies- satan cant kill a human. Give me a break.

Last action Hero - never ever think of watching it even thou the show is repeated one too many time.

Vertical limits - very bad...

The avenger - Sucks again, except for Uma thurman is leather huggin suits.

Dungeons and Dragons - bad CGI, bad cast and what is Jeremy Iron thinking ?

Scooby Doo 1 & 2 , actually didnt watch 2 as 1 really sucks big time (HBO)

All those horror movies

All the Friday the 13th movies

All the Nightmare on elm street movies

Speed 2 - holy crap

Austin Powers in Goldmember - I know this shows suppose to be sucks but then it doesnt fits into the "its so bad its good" catagory.

The Cat in the Hat - Very bad too, what are they thinking ? Only Kelly Preston is HAWT !!

The Adventures of Pluto Nash - so much worse than Total Recall.

I Spy - It Sucks, Eddir Murphy should stick to being a Donkey.

All the Ernest goes to anywhere. Series

All the Pee Wee Herman Series

Alien 3 & 4 - it sucks too. But at least 4 got Winona Ryder

Any Show with Adam Sandler as the lead.

 
I don't know. If a movie's not good I won't usually watch it, and I certainly won't remember it . . .
 
Manos: Hands of Fate.
 
Ramius75 said:
Swordfish - sucks

I actually liked it. I wasn't expecting much, but it certainly had its twists. Plus, I love the non-continuous storyline when employed in movies.
 
superslug said:
I was about to say Spaced Invaders, but it's so bad it's actually funny.
It was supposed to be rather badly made, that's one of the reasons it's such a funny movie! Besides, it is kinda old.

The Haunted Mansion was the worst movie I ever saw. I thought, "Hey, Pirates of the Carribean was based on a ride, and it wasn't too bad!" boy was I wrong. The acting was terrible, ("Look! Zombies are chasing us! I'll wave a torch at them and somehow hold them at bay while you go jump into that murky water and look for a key!" "Ok Daddy-O!") the plot was boring and it sucked in every single possible way. I would like to find the person responsible for that movie and beat him over the head with a hockey stick until he gave me my money and 2 hours back.

Pearl Harbor sucked pretty badly too.
 
Warriors of Heaven and Earth.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Any Bollywood movie
Most of the movies listed here
 
I liked Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Though a friend of mine did point out that the moral of the story is basically "If things don't go your way, kill yourself."
 
Fifty said:
Talking about corpse bride made me wonder...

What is, in your opinion, the moust lousy movie you've ever seen, and why?

Mine is almost surely I Heart Huckabees.

I still know what you did last summer was godawful. But I Heart Huckabees was also really bad. It is one of the very few videos that I've rented which I couldn't stand to watch past the first 15 minutes.
 
The Bourne Supremacy

The Hulk

Dodgeball

:vomit:
 
Turner_727 said:
That movie rocked! "I don't want to die in Texas!" Classic!

I dunno who made you mod, but I'm getting the feeling it was a regrettable decision.





:p
 
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