Youre On The Air!

I think they'd like the time my friend Johnny and I had a contest, in a crowded bar of course, to finalize who did a better Mick to the tune "Can't you hear me knocking". I've got the peacock move down and delivered a crushing blow to Johnny.
 
Bozo Erectus said:
Youre dead. Turns out the first place you go in the afterlife is Gods late night talk show. Youre introduced, and the band plays some music as you walk over. The live audience of Angels and Demons applaud. You and God chat it up for awhile, then he asks if youd like to show a clip. What sixty second clip from your entire life would you show?

The thought processes that arrived at the conclusion that, for God to be real, humanity had to be an illusion. I'm rather proud of that one. It was a pretty good Eureka moment.

Either that, or the time I waited to confront the gunman, so that the rest of the people had time to flee. It turned out to be unnecessary, but easily the most courageous thing I've ever done.
 
A certain moment where I got to witness how "great" people are when speaking in his name. I'd like to see the look on his face.
 
The first show I ever played at! Or my first experience with candyflipping. That's when me and god first met.
 
nonconformist said:
That time I stripped at school.

Why would you or God want to see that?:p
 
Sidhe said:
Why would you or God want to see that?:p

To gross out the Demons and shock the Angels. :lol:
 
IglooDude said:
In all probability, the last 60 seconds of my life. I may have missed it the first time around, and who knows it may turn out to be pretty entertaining. :cool:

That's what I was thinking too. It would probably depend on how I died and how old I would be though.
 
I don't think the angels, or demons, or God, are going to be shocked by anything involving nudity or sex. They've seen it all before, and God made the human body in the first place.

Anyways, I hope to have a lot more yet in my life worth showing, but based on my life so far I would like to replay the one time on my LDS mission that, after a woman had been arguing with my companion for about an hour and he hadn't been able to say much, I walked up to her and silenced her completely in about 30 seconds. "I don't really feel like arguing", she said, after having done so for an hour. And I didn't even say all that much.
 
nonconformist said:
That time I stripped at school.
Hehe you're a sick man...
Maybe I could use that one too.
A group of my friends streaked through the parking lot at the girls Catholic high school in town. The freshman girls were :eek: to say the least but for some reason the senior girls mocked us. :confused:
 
nonconformist said:
I dunno, but I got a round of applause for it.

Small things please small minds :lol: j/k

I wish I had that sort of lack of shame. I couldn't do it. Not now not ever.
 
Sidhe said:
Small things please small minds :lol: j/k

I wish I had that sort of lack of shame. I couldn't do it. Not now not ever.
Then it's a good thing I go a school for geniuses :smug:
 
That's not what that phrase means small minds means people with blinkered attitudes you know bureaucrats, arseholes, rule judges people who pick holes in language structure rather than reply to arguments. Good for you though.:)

It wasn't a particularly good joke ok I get that :)
 
actually I though you were at college? But thinking about it you're in the sixth form? IIRC.
 
Prolly when I was playing basketball against Giant City who was up by 2 with about 1 minute left and I threw up the tying and winning jumpshots.
 
Sidhe said:
actually I though you were at college? But thinking about it you're in the sixth form? IIRC.
Yup, Sixth Form/Community College (I'm actually entroled at 2 schools and a college)
 
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