You've Woken Up with a Corpse in Your Bed
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Terxpahseyton
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I would like to know why this thread even exists 
Anyhow, scream run around a bit, light a smoke and preferably take a drink, examine the body (with a stick at first of course), call the cops, if possible someone close to me to come over, get locks changed.
I am kind of afraid I would be traumatized. The thought that someone just sneaks into my home is bad neough. That this someone is a murderer even more so. That this someone puts dead people next to me blows the chart.
Anyhow, scream run around a bit, light a smoke and preferably take a drink, examine the body (with a stick at first of course), call the cops, if possible someone close to me to come over, get locks changed.
I am kind of afraid I would be traumatized. The thought that someone just sneaks into my home is bad neough. That this someone is a murderer even more so. That this someone puts dead people next to me blows the chart.
NickyJ
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Keep askin' questions and you're gonna wake up with a cold friend in the morning. Keep askin' more questions and you're gonna be that cold friend.I would like to know why this thread even exists
holy king
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is the corpse still warm?
Mermaids are cold-blooded.
Terxpahseyton
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I sadly never got this hk-related mermaid-meme
Yesterday's response: Realize that I'm going to jail for life anyways since the police will incriminate me, and so go on a killing spree to try and murder as many people as I possibly can.
Today's response: Call 911, feign ignorance, and hope for the best. Armed by the truth, I should have a good chance.
Tomorrow's response: Call my lawyer and have an extensive discussion on how to best address the issue. Follow the advice given.
Today's response: Call 911, feign ignorance, and hope for the best. Armed by the truth, I should have a good chance.
Tomorrow's response: Call my lawyer and have an extensive discussion on how to best address the issue. Follow the advice given.
I search the house and find:
* A medical report stating that I suffer from Alzheimer.
* Wedding photos showing me and that woman being married.
* A medical prescription for heart drugs for my now dead wife.
Closed case.
Now that must be freaky.
Moderator Action: moved to the tavern - if there ever was a non-spammish point to this thread its certainly gone by now.
Luckymoose
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That makes no sense.
NickyJ
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Are you sure that doesn't describe the whole thread?
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Pretty much what lord_joakim said. I'm pretty sure that would qualify as an emergency. Not because of any threat to you necessarily, but because how the heck does a corpse wind up in your bed if there isn't some foul play?
And seriously, this was a Chamber thread?
And seriously, this was a Chamber thread?
Skwink
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You forgot to delete your Facebook!
Virote_Considon
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Well the only thing here is to really wake up - "inception" problem solved...
You need a kick, which, uh, isn't something you can just do to yourself. Or you could just die in the dream.
I have to admit that I'd never considered suicide as a viable solution to the problem of finding a fresh corpse.
Hygro
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Now I know why you were too busy last night.
Well you see, thats whats called creative thinking...
Ziggy Stardust
Absolutely Sane
A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a body.
I have two good friends.
Whoaw Ziggy I wouldnt have guessed that. Was it just two bodies or are there more?
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