End of Night 7
Kennigit was sleeping soundly in his bed, dreaming of Leonard Nimoy and galactic government coalitions, when suddenly a mysterious man burst into his room.
Kennigit bolted upright. "Who are you?"
The intruder smiled mischievously, which was unfortunately hidden by his bulky ski mask. "Your worst nightmare."
Kennigit threw the book on his nightstand at the intruder. "Shatner, you son of a *****! You always stole all of the screen time! Not to mention you-"
"Relax! I'm not William Shatner, you idiot."
Kennigit visibly relaxed.
"But you'll wish I was." He then shot Kennigit in the chest several times.
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Visorslash: "mechaerik, you robotic fiend!"
mechaerik: "Visorslash, you humanoid wretch!"
Visorslash: "Your mother was a toaster!"
mechaerik: "Your mother was a prostitute!"
Visorslash: "Your father was a fridge!"
mechaerik: "Your father was a prostitute!"
Visorslash: "You're not even human!"
mechaerik: "You're not even a protitute!"
Visorslash: "How dare you insult my family's honor, you robotic piece of scrap metal!"
mechaerik: "How dare you get offended at my cleverly crafted insults, you Australian platter of steaming fecal matter and other various human waste product, such as urine and perspiration!"
Visorslash: "I'm going to cook you on the barbie, you metallic rhombus!"
mechaerik: "That didn't make any sense! Also, you suck at grilling and your mother smells like nachos!"
Visorslash: "At least my mother wasn't programmed to make nachos, you stupid piece of hardware!"
mechaerik: "Toasters do not work that way!"
The clarity of mechaerik's logic caused Visorslash's head to explode into a million pieces.
mechaerik: "How comically nonsensical! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
~~~~~~~~~
"Alright everyone, find me the killer(s) and I promise I'll do some funky dance moves to celebrate! Also, mechaerik, you're covered in disgusting sores."
"I thought he was a robot?"
"Of course he's not a robot, you imbecile. Next you'll be saying I'm really the Egyptian sun god disguised as Zack! Ha! The absurdity!"
Day Eight ends in
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ALIVE:
19 / 35
BigTin
Buddhafish
CivCube
classical_hero
Dumanios
johnhughthom
MartinLuther
mayor
mechaerik --
Resurrected Night 6
Mergle
NinjaCow64
SamSniped
spaceman98
Takhisis
The Black Knigh
topsecret
Verarde
Xenoneb
Zack
DEAD:
16 / 35
BSmith1068
robbiecon
JoanK
Warman
NedimNapoleon
Gone 3 the Celt
azzaman333
choxorn -- Loyal to the
Town
GhostWriter16 --
Communist, Loyal to the
Town
Mat93
Dreadnought
Joecoolyo
atheotes --
Magician, Loyal to the
Town
DaveShack
Kennigit --
?????
Visorslash