Zack Mafia IV: Birthday Bash [GAME THREAD]

[Kennigit]

These shocking results keep shocking up in here

oh man, again with cfc's robot mods against all caps

 

[mechaerik]

Update coming.

spaceman98: 5 (Buddhafish, johnhughthom, Kennigit, classical_hero, Mergle)
Visorslash: 5 (MartinLuther, Takhisis, Dumanios, spaceman98, The Black Knigh)

classical_hero: 2 (NinjaCow64, topsecret)

Dumanios: 1 (CivCube)
mechaerik: 1 (Xenoneb)
NinjaCow64: 1 (Verarde)


Abstain: 2 (Zack, mayor)


Not Voting: atheotes, BigTin, DaveShack, SamSniped, Visorslash

I'm not included in either the voting/non-voting lists. WE UNDEAD HAVE RIGHTS, TOO YOU KNOW!

 

[Takhisis]

OK, so tie ends in no lynch and there's two WoGs. No useful info except for the revealing of the existence of these… Magicians.

 

[Visorslash]

Vote Takhisis for scum. Someone silenced me.

 

[Takhisis]

I was silenced twice, so?

 

[Visorslash]

I was silenced twice, so?

I don't spam as much as you.

Anyway; mafia dudes, for a more enjoyable game, I would ask you to not use your silence power, as that helps contribute to inactivity, when you stop people from posting.

You can (and most likely) will ignore me, but not being able to post isn't very fun, especially when you almost get lynched.

 

[Takhisis]

I don't spam as much as you.

If you insist…

Anyway; mafia dudes, for a more enjoyable game, I would ask you to not use your silence power, as that helps contribute to inactivity, when you stop people from posting.

You can (and most likely) will ignore me, but not being able to post isn't very fun, especially when you almost get lynched.

The scummy occasionally drunken Australian has a point, this 'silence' is a stupid fun-ruining thing.

 

[johnhughthom]

It ruins my fun when I get lynched. No lynching jht rule for all games!

 

[Zack]

End of Night 7​

Kennigit was sleeping soundly in his bed, dreaming of Leonard Nimoy and galactic government coalitions, when suddenly a mysterious man burst into his room.

Kennigit bolted upright. "Who are you?"

The intruder smiled mischievously, which was unfortunately hidden by his bulky ski mask. "Your worst nightmare."

Kennigit threw the book on his nightstand at the intruder. "Shatner, you son of a *****! You always stole all of the screen time! Not to mention you-"

"Relax! I'm not William Shatner, you idiot."

Kennigit visibly relaxed.

"But you'll wish I was." He then shot Kennigit in the chest several times.

Spoiler :

Kennigit was ?????

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Visorslash: "mechaerik, you robotic fiend!"

mechaerik: "Visorslash, you humanoid wretch!"

Visorslash: "Your mother was a toaster!"

mechaerik: "Your mother was a prostitute!"

Visorslash: "Your father was a fridge!"

mechaerik: "Your father was a prostitute!"

Visorslash: "You're not even human!"

mechaerik: "You're not even a protitute!"

Visorslash: "How dare you insult my family's honor, you robotic piece of scrap metal!"

mechaerik: "How dare you get offended at my cleverly crafted insults, you Australian platter of steaming fecal matter and other various human waste product, such as urine and perspiration!"

Visorslash: "I'm going to cook you on the barbie, you metallic rhombus!"

mechaerik: "That didn't make any sense! Also, you suck at grilling and your mother smells like nachos!"

Visorslash: "At least my mother wasn't programmed to make nachos, you stupid piece of hardware!"

mechaerik: "Toasters do not work that way!"

The clarity of mechaerik's logic caused Visorslash's head to explode into a million pieces.

mechaerik: "How comically nonsensical! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

Spoiler :

Visorslash was a Vanilla Townie!

~~~~~~~~~

"Alright everyone, find me the killer(s) and I promise I'll do some funky dance moves to celebrate! Also, mechaerik, you're covered in disgusting sores."

"I thought he was a robot?"

"Of course he's not a robot, you imbecile. Next you'll be saying I'm really the Egyptian sun god disguised as Zack! Ha! The absurdity!"

Day Eight ends in

[TIMER=9/29/2012 3:00 PM CDT; Deadline Passed]ballslol[/TIMER]​

ALIVE:

19 / 35

BigTin
Buddhafish
CivCube
classical_hero
Dumanios
johnhughthom
MartinLuther
mayor
mechaerik -- Resurrected Night 6
Mergle
NinjaCow64
SamSniped
spaceman98
Takhisis
The Black Knigh
topsecret
Verarde
Xenoneb
Zack


DEAD:

16 / 35

BSmith1068
robbiecon
JoanK
Warman
NedimNapoleon
Gone 3 the Celt
azzaman333
choxorn -- Loyal to the Town
GhostWriter16 -- Communist, Loyal to the Town
Mat93
Dreadnought
Joecoolyo
atheotes -- Magician, Loyal to the Town
DaveShack
Kennigit -- ?????
Visorslash

 

[Takhisis]

So Visorslash is a non-communist non-Magician vanilla and I was completely wrong. I'm stumped.

 

[mechaerik]

I'm scared.

 

[Takhisis]

Of me not knowing what to post?

 

[mechaerik]

My disgusting sores.

 

[Kennigit]

pretty please lynch spaceman

 

[Takhisis]

No, not on the word of someone who appears to be scum. I will vote him, however, on the word of anyone else. I have no better leads, too.

 

[Visorslash]

Verarde. Lynch Verarde.

 

[topsecret]

Verarde. Lynch Verarde.

Umm, for what?

 

[Verarde]

the heck

me? why me?

 

[Takhisis]

Anybody living with scan results or other support for any claim?
I'd like to hear what was the claim on spaceman, and also what his defence against it is.

 

[Visorslash]

Bit of a text wall incoming. Figure this'll do you guys for a while.