100 Signs that You're Addicted to DoC

[Kokturk]

4. Every time you go to a museum, you see artifacts from a particular area and think "Man, I need to play as those guys in DoC when I get home!"

this happened to me multiple times

 

[iOnlySignIn]

36. You wonder how the Sengoku Jidai started up, considering Japan can never collapse.

They never collapsed IRL. They merely switched from Dynasticism to City States, and their Stability dropped a bit to Very Solid from Extremely Solid.

 

[trexeric]

35. You think there should be an International Leoreth Appreciation Day.

Everyday is International Leoreth Appreciation Day.

 

[trfyrktrv]

36 you don't understand how Hitler and Napoleon fail to invade Great Britain because even a galleon fleets can ignore the royal navy.

 

[Yagon99]

37. You look at Korea and think "Who's the true Korea and who's the independent city?"
38. You think "OK, Who's trading uranium with North Korea?"

 

[Sanguivorant]

37. You look at Korea and think "Who's the true Korea and who's the independent city?"
38. You think "OK, Who's trading uranium with North Korea?"

This is EXACTLY what is on my mind.

IMO, North Korea is actual Korea, since it has access of Uranium through trade. South Korea is either independent or part of America.

39.) You assume Mali must have had stability issues, since its own capital, Timbuktu, became an independent state in early 2013.

40.) You believe France might have taken advantage of Mali's instability, and assaulted Timbuktu for dah rezoursez.

41.) You still don't understand how diplomatic tensions arrived between Egypt and Ethiopia when Ethiopia decided to start working on a dam.

 

[Proman]

42. You wonder why there are so many counties in Europe if it's already crowded.

 

[Wondering Kid]

43. You wonder why the UN is ineffective, if in game a single resolution can ban nuclear weapons forever....

 

[mrrandomplayer]

44. You wonder why DoC isn't marketed as a separate game. (Don't get any ideas, Leoreth!)

 

[Sanguivorant]

45. You believe that the Egyptians might be descending into civil war soon enough.

 

[SeekTruthFromFacts]

I think most people in Beijing actually wish the city is razed to the ground and resettled somewhere else.

Hear, hear! In the winter it's freezing cold and so dry your skin peels off, in the summer it's baking hot and rains enough to flood the subways. Spring only last three weeks and has dust storms. Autumn also only lasts three weeks and would be pleasant if a million tourists didn't come to look at the red leaves and Red monuments. The food supply used to come up the Grand Canal and now the water supply comes from the Yangtze. The surrounding hills trap the smog cutting off access to the sun.

No food, no water, no sunlight - a great place to settle!

 

[darksefirot1]

46) You wonder when you see that Kiev is still independent and not conquered by foreign powers.
47) You think that Greece should be a region of Turkey or Germany.

 

[mrrandomplayer]

48. You forgot that Vanilla RFC existed.
49. You are surprised when you find out that Lincoln wasn't the leader of the CSA.
50. You think that this thread can make it to 100 signs.

 

[FinalLegendZero]

This count is 1 off; there are two #36 posted. The proper current count is 51.

 

[DC123456789]

52. You wonder how all those independent Balkan/Eastern European countries have stayed alive for 20 years with 7 civs, including Poland, surrounding them.

 

[Locutus_Morti]

53. You look at a map of Europe and say "ooh, that's quite too many".

 

[darksefirot1]

54)You look a map of Africa and say: Where are the euros?? Who are these civs that crowded all land???!!!

 

[Leoreth]

I regularly look into my wallet and say "where are all the Euros"

 

[darksefirot1]

I meant Euro Civs

 

[TheGryphonPrince]

55. When your teacher gives you homework about history, you look for your old savegames or even better, the replays to study from there and write your answers from there.

56. When your teacher starts talking about the collapse of the Byzantine Empire and she asks you a question about their collapse you tell her: "The Byzantine Empire collapsed after the turks conquered Consnantinopile, but they built up an army on Athens and defeated them, and they built a palace in Consnantinopile". She then says: "Didn't you hear anything I just said?" as your mates laugh at you but you come back with "Didn't you play DoC? That's what happened!"