100 Signs that You're Addicted to DoC

84. You think that this thread isn't nearly dead. COME ON PEOPLE, POST!!!! :spank::whipped:
 
85. After a week long camping trip, you fire up your computer, spin up Google Chrome and go straight to this forum (Okay, maybe I went to the Steam Sale first for Victoria 2, but still).
 
It happens to me with a lot of cities and civs
 
When you smash your computer into powder,
refine it and make it a freebase form,
mix it with citric acid,
boil it on an overgrown fingernail,
and intravenously inject the 20ml of DoC files
into your blood using a hypodermic needle.
 
When you smash your computer into powder,
refine it and make it a freebase form,
mix it with citric acid,
boil it on an overgrown fingernail,
and intravenously inject the 20ml of DoC files
into your blood using a hypodermic needle.

Then wait the required amount of time for that 20ml of ecstasy to reach the blood vessels between your big and next toe - then plunge that same syringe into that excruciatingly sensitive space to suck out that precious 20ml - then inject that viscous fluid into a petri dish full of agar agar (that looks exactly like the Biology tech picture) to breed.
 
I guess that's 87 right there.

88. You don't like the 1700 AD map much because there are not enough broken loopholes to exploit.
 
89. You've failed out of college and/or been fired from your job for devoting too much of your time and mental energy to this game.
 
92. You wonder how Free France managed to survive in WW2 if Free France nearly always collapses the turn after they lose Paris.
 
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