1715AD
Ze annoying Russian is back
CATHERINE: Ach! You simply disgust me, Montezuma, and you should not be allowed to live.
MONTEZUMA: This has a kind of rehearsed feeling.
CATHERINE: Ze only way you can repent is to pay for a life permit, vich . . . (breaks off, because Montezuma is pissing himself laughing)
MONTEZUMA: A LIFE permit! (calms down an hour later) Oh, man, that was funny.
CATHERINE: Vats so funny?
MONTEZUMA: I cant remember, otherwise Id still be laughing. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
CATHERINE: Alright, Ill cut to ze chase. Give me 910 gold.
MONTEZUMA: WHAT? I aint laughing now.
CATHERINE: Go on, give it me.
MONTEZUMA: Id sooner give you something else, babe.
CATHERINE: Your lewd references do nothing to enhance your image, Montezuma. I will not stay a minute longer. (Catherine exits)
MONTEZUMA: Pissing off other leaders is definitely my best skill.
YUCA: I think you should start taking Catherine seriously, sire.
MONTEZUMA: What? Why?
YUCA: Because there is large Russian army in France just outside Madrid.
MONTEZUMA: Oh, crap. How large?
YUCA: Very large. Although weak. No siege. Mainly Knights.
MONTEZUMA: Oh, well thats alright then, weve got Rifles in there. And this provides me with an excuse to war! You know that fleet you were preparing, Yux?
YUCA: Yes, sire?
MONTEZUMA: Have it invade Exmalia. You know, Timbuktu and that. Timbuktus Russian, if I remember rightly.
AXA: Such a feat of brainpower has never been displayed by your majesty. Did you swap brains with Qin after all?
MONTEZUMA: Ha bloody ha. Well see whos laughing when I have all of West Africa under my grasp! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
MONTEZUMA: Oh, and by the way, itll be me. Me whos laughing.