Midgard Eagle
Warlord
This just had to be shared
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.Not sure if I remember the source, will get back to you on that
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20 questions for heterosexuals
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nonconformist
Miserable
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
When I first touched a penis, so I'd say around 5
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Or grow into
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
You offering?
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
I get rejected enough by wimmins, so if that were a real issue, I'd be into animals
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
If you've never had sex with a 500kg enraged gorilla called Coco, how do you know *you* wouldn't prefer that?
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
Government conspiracy
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
Kindergarteners. Megan's Law, and restrainign orders, mostly.
10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
It's less of a "seduction" than "threaten with a knife"
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
I would want my children to be androgynous
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
Only if I get first dibs
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
Where's the fun in that?
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
Yuo got me there.
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to
narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such
unhealthy role-playing?
I also cling to unhealthy "I'm a Jew in Auschwitz and you're Dr Mengele" sexual roleplaying, and it's never done my sex life any harm
16. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
Because of my accent. I was born in the west country, it's jsut the word that the emphasis comes out on
When I first touched a penis, so I'd say around 5
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Or grow into
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
You offering?
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
I get rejected enough by wimmins, so if that were a real issue, I'd be into animals
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
If you've never had sex with a 500kg enraged gorilla called Coco, how do you know *you* wouldn't prefer that?
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
Government conspiracy
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
Kindergarteners. Megan's Law, and restrainign orders, mostly.
10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
It's less of a "seduction" than "threaten with a knife"
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
I would want my children to be androgynous
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
Only if I get first dibs
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
Where's the fun in that?
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
Yuo got me there.
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to
narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such
unhealthy role-playing?
I also cling to unhealthy "I'm a Jew in Auschwitz and you're Dr Mengele" sexual roleplaying, and it's never done my sex life any harm
16. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
Because of my accent. I was born in the west country, it's jsut the word that the emphasis comes out on
EnglishCrusader
AYEEEEE
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality? - I don't know.
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual? - When I knew I liked girls and not men.
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of? - Probably not, although I guess it could be.
4. Is is possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of
the same sex? - No, I'm just not attracted to men.
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover? - No.
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection? - Why would I fear being rejected by a man when I could just as easily be rejected by a woman?
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that? - Because it would hurt my bum.
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual? - I don't know.
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react? - Well, everyone I know. They reacted normally.
10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation? - Because then we can talk about girls together.
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face? - Problems? What problems?
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers? - No because they are teachers, doesn't mean they are molesters.
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet? - Because I like girls, I'm allowed to talk about girls, aren't I?
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential? - Because I'm not attracted to men.
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to
narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such
unhealthy role-playing? - What?
16. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? - I've never had sex, but from what I've heard it's pretty damn good.
17. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals? - Because girls are nice to look at, but living with them would be hell.
18. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual, considering the menace of overpopulation? - I don't know.
19. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to.
Have you considered aversion therapy? - I'm very happy with how I am.
20. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual? - I like guys in a friendly way. Just because I'm not attracted to them doesn't mean I hate them.
Is this actually serious? Or have I wasted my time?
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual? - When I knew I liked girls and not men.
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of? - Probably not, although I guess it could be.
4. Is is possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of
the same sex? - No, I'm just not attracted to men.
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover? - No.
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection? - Why would I fear being rejected by a man when I could just as easily be rejected by a woman?
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that? - Because it would hurt my bum.
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual? - I don't know.
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react? - Well, everyone I know. They reacted normally.
10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation? - Because then we can talk about girls together.
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face? - Problems? What problems?
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers? - No because they are teachers, doesn't mean they are molesters.
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet? - Because I like girls, I'm allowed to talk about girls, aren't I?
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential? - Because I'm not attracted to men.
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to
narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such
unhealthy role-playing? - What?
16. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? - I've never had sex, but from what I've heard it's pretty damn good.
17. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals? - Because girls are nice to look at, but living with them would be hell.
18. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual, considering the menace of overpopulation? - I don't know.
19. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to.
Have you considered aversion therapy? - I'm very happy with how I am.
20. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual? - I like guys in a friendly way. Just because I'm not attracted to them doesn't mean I hate them.
Is this actually serious? Or have I wasted my time?
classical_hero
In whom I trust
@EC, he is serious and this is a waste of time.
Winner
Diverse in Unity
It's supposed to make heterosexuals think about the way they see homosexuality. I am fine with that.
However, we're the majority, ergo heterosexuality is normal and you're not allowed to question that
However, we're the majority, ergo heterosexuality is normal and you're not allowed to question that
EnglishCrusader
AYEEEEE
It's just that the questions seemed to make him think that we hate people of the same sex, which is completely wrong.
bathsheba666
Fast 'n Bulbous
This just had to be shared
Not sure if I remember the source, will get back to you on that
Any sense of humour failures so far ?
You know, it's true that I've never been able to manage a successful homosexual relationship. I've never really put that into perspective, but that could be a big reason for my fascination with women.
And this whole time I thought it was because they were pretty and had boobs!
And this whole time I thought it was because they were pretty and had boobs!
aimeeandbeatles
watermelon
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You know, it's true that I've never been able to manage a successful homosexual relationship. I've never really put that into perspective, but that could be a big reason for my fascination with women.
And this whole time I thought it was because they were pretty and had boobs!
Well males can have boobs too although I doubt you'd want to see those.
amadeus
rad thibodeaux-xs
I don't think all of those are bad questions for gays.
Midgard Eagle
Warlord
Source: 1972, Martin Rochlin, Ph.D.
Yes, very much so, and I'm not happy with one-line answers. Please submit a 2000 words dissectation by Friday or I will have to fail you.
Is this just a participation grade, then? You're clearly not going to be grading on spelling.
PeteAtoms
FormulaRandom
I agree, and I think Freud did too (but he's a little quacky).
I'll post my answers when I'm done
Well, being male sucks then, I gueesIt's supposed to make heterosexuals think about the way they see homosexuality. I am fine with that.
However, we're the majority, ergo heterosexuality is normal and you're not allowed to question that
Holycannoli
Deity
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I know I shouldn't, but I'm gonna answer these "serious" questions (mostly because I'm bored right now).
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
-Born this way.
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
-I never did "decide", I just am.
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
-Sexuality isn't a "phase" for most.
4. Is is possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of
the same sex?
-No? what kind of question is that?
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
-No? what kind of question is that? (it's a question meant as bait, that's what it is)
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
-These questions seem to be assuming that heteros think homosexuality is a choice.
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
-The idea is abhorent to me, vs the idea of sex with a woman being pleasurable and desirable.
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
-There's a disproportionate number of heterosexuals in the world.
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
-Another question meant to "bait" and not be answered seriously.
10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
-"We people" don't, just like "you people" don't try to seduce others into being gay.
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
-Yes I would want them to be heterosexual. Like a gay friend said to me once: "who would actually CHOOSE this lifestyle?"
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
-Another "bait" question that's not meant to be answered seriously.
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
-It's accepted by society and considered normal. Deal with it.
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
-There is no normal homosexual potential. The idea is abhorent to me.
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to
narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such
unhealthy role-playing?
-Been that way for countless generations, and I personally feel part of the reason for the roles lie in the deep psychological differences between men and women. They can be subtle but they're there.
16. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
-We're human.
17. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
-Marriage is no longer seen as lifelong commitment, and divorce is no longer seen as abhorent. It's not good.
18. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual, considering the menace of overpopulation?
-Homosexuals have children now through artificial means like donor sperm or surrogates, so this no longer applies.
19. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to.
Have you considered aversion therapy?
-Another question designed to "bait" and not be answered seriously.
20. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
-I can't say men do, but I've seen quite a few occasions where women hate and/or distrust other women, and often for simply dumb reasons like having a better figure or being better at flirting with men. That's women for ya. It's not what makes them heterosexual though, that's yet another question meant as bait.
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
-Born this way.
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
-I never did "decide", I just am.
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
-Sexuality isn't a "phase" for most.
4. Is is possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of
the same sex?
-No? what kind of question is that?
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
-No? what kind of question is that? (it's a question meant as bait, that's what it is)
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
-These questions seem to be assuming that heteros think homosexuality is a choice.
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
-The idea is abhorent to me, vs the idea of sex with a woman being pleasurable and desirable.
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
-There's a disproportionate number of heterosexuals in the world.
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
-Another question meant to "bait" and not be answered seriously.
10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
-"We people" don't, just like "you people" don't try to seduce others into being gay.
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
-Yes I would want them to be heterosexual. Like a gay friend said to me once: "who would actually CHOOSE this lifestyle?"
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
-Another "bait" question that's not meant to be answered seriously.
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
-It's accepted by society and considered normal. Deal with it.
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
-There is no normal homosexual potential. The idea is abhorent to me.
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to
narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such
unhealthy role-playing?
-Been that way for countless generations, and I personally feel part of the reason for the roles lie in the deep psychological differences between men and women. They can be subtle but they're there.
16. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
-We're human.
17. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
-Marriage is no longer seen as lifelong commitment, and divorce is no longer seen as abhorent. It's not good.
18. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual, considering the menace of overpopulation?
-Homosexuals have children now through artificial means like donor sperm or surrogates, so this no longer applies.
19. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to.
Have you considered aversion therapy?
-Another question designed to "bait" and not be answered seriously.
20. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
-I can't say men do, but I've seen quite a few occasions where women hate and/or distrust other women, and often for simply dumb reasons like having a better figure or being better at flirting with men. That's women for ya. It's not what makes them heterosexual though, that's yet another question meant as bait.
jtb1127
Deity
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
God
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
When I saw her face! Now I'm a believer!
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
I doubt it. But maybe it's possible.
4. Is is possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of
the same sex?
I have a neurotic fear of everyone.
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
Isn't it possible that if I'm heterosexual then all I need is to have is good gay sex? Yes, that's exactly what I need.
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
Now I wonder why a heterosexual would have unsuccessful gay relationships.
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
I just know.
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
I'd like some reiteration.
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
I only disclose it with my most secretive friends.
10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
I don't. And you callin' "you people" ?
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
I want them to face all the horrible problems of heterosexuality.
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
No. I only want my kids to have gay teachers.
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
Because we're here, we're straight, get used to it.
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to
narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such
unhealthy role-playing?
Because it is exciting.
16. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
Because sex is the only thing that matters. That and trying to teach the world what it is like to be gay through making them answer a series of questions designed for homosexuals.
17. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
Because this question is bull.
18. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual, considering the menace of overpopulation?
They would use condoms.
19. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to.
Have you considered aversion therapy?
There seems to be very few happy people.
20. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
No, I hate and/or distrust everyone.
God
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
When I saw her face! Now I'm a believer!
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
I doubt it. But maybe it's possible.
4. Is is possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of
the same sex?
I have a neurotic fear of everyone.
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
Isn't it possible that if I'm heterosexual then all I need is to have is good gay sex? Yes, that's exactly what I need.
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
Now I wonder why a heterosexual would have unsuccessful gay relationships.
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
I just know.
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
I'd like some reiteration.
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
I only disclose it with my most secretive friends.
10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
I don't. And you callin' "you people" ?
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
I want them to face all the horrible problems of heterosexuality.
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
No. I only want my kids to have gay teachers.
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
Because we're here, we're straight, get used to it.
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to
narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such
unhealthy role-playing?
Because it is exciting.
16. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
Because sex is the only thing that matters. That and trying to teach the world what it is like to be gay through making them answer a series of questions designed for homosexuals.
17. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
Because this question is bull.
18. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual, considering the menace of overpopulation?
They would use condoms.
19. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to.
Have you considered aversion therapy?
There seems to be very few happy people.
20. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
No, I hate and/or distrust everyone.
Midgard Eagle
Warlord
Er, no, that's right, you shouldn't. As a matter of fact, I'm dumbfounded as to why everyone in this thread are replying as if it were a serious questionaire
. Think the point went sky high over some peoples' heads.
EnglishCrusader
AYEEEEE
Haha, nice one jtb .
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Winner
Diverse in Unity
Well, being male sucks then, I guees
The fact that the male-female ratio is slightly tilted towards the female side doesn't count, because women are irrational beings who need us, masters of the universe, to look after them
(Plus, the Chinese and the Indians have already reversed the ratio, I believe)...
I'll let my Russian Nationalist Persona answer it.
I lol'd, literally
