311. It can't beat you on Deity, one city challenge, always war pangaea with a tundra start, with you playing as Augustus (with no iron).
500 ways you know your computer sucks
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Heretic_Cata
We're gonna live forever
312. It's so complex that you must reach a higher plane of existance in order to operate it.
Maniacal
the green Napoleon
313: You must go to a LOWER plane of existance to work it.
314: If it only uses symbols from the numpad, eg: ̑ᴠΜ▒ƒ✏ᨊഅ
314: If it only uses symbols from the numpad, eg: ̑ᴠΜ▒ƒ✏ᨊഅ
plarq
Crazy forever
315: It doesn't accept C Program, only machinery codes are accepted.
carmen510
Deity
316. A pulley, hook, abacus, and a piece of wood are considered future alien technology to your computer.
Kozmos
Jew Detective
It cant run Civ 4 without slowdowns.
MooManof_ said:
320. It can't run Freecell without slowdowns.
322. Its colour-blind
Sophie 378
Avvie by ybbor
333 It can't even load DOS ... let alone crash reliably.
(That was why I converted to Macs. 15 months and no crashes!
)
(That was why I converted to Macs. 15 months and no crashes!
)
plarq
Crazy forever
335. Even BIOS setting program are running with great slowdown.
Theryman
King
336. 'Sorry, all pornographic sites are automaticaly blocked by your harddrive. Have a nice day.'
Howitzer
Chieftain
337.It uses triphase industrial current as power supply
338.You must pray before you use it
339.You must feed the mouse some cheese in order to use it
340.It always displays
"DATA ERROR READING DRIVE A:
ABORT RETRY FAIL IGNORE?"
341.Some times you need to insert coin in order to boot
338.You must pray before you use it
339.You must feed the mouse some cheese in order to use it
340.It always displays
"DATA ERROR READING DRIVE A:
ABORT RETRY FAIL IGNORE?"
341.Some times you need to insert coin in order to boot
salty mud
Deity
342. Space Invaders plays sluggisly on low graphical settings
FriendlyFire
Codex WMDicanious
MooManof_ said:
GOLD
343. The web cam has a magnesium flash.
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