Altered Maps V: The Molotov-Threadentropp Pact

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the population burden was quitte high in those times. there were 300 million in the core area alone. and no, they didnt make babies at an insane rate, people just emigrated here ( and apparently swore off their old ethnics)
 
But it wasn't until the 19th century that population burden became a significant factor in Old World emigration, and it was certainly never the stated caused of any European territorial acquisition that I can't think of. As far as I know, that justification was only ever invoked in relation to contiguous expansion, such as the Western expansion of the US.

Yes, I'm nitpicking somewhat, but this is, after all, the internet. ;)

Well population burdens in English jails was a major reason for colonising Australia. Never mind that it fits your 19th century emigration window perfectly.
 
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Well population burdens in English jails was a major reason for colonising Australia. Never mind that it fits your 19th century emigration window perfectly.

The flows of convicts were pretty quickly overwhelmed by the flows of non-criminal settlers though. The Australian mystique lost some of its shine at that point :(
 
nahh you guys will always be thieving bastards in my eyes:)
 


On December 21st 2012, scientists in Istanbul working on the Curequeer Project, a project funded by the Glenn Beck Medical Foundation to cure homosexuality took a wrong turn when one of the specimen bacterium they were breeding mutilated to produce bacterium which when introduced into the human body, causes the phenotypes of the "straight" gene to force itself to convert into the "gay" gene resulting in the person to turn homosexual. The sample was accidentally released into the world when a careless intern broke the petri dish containing the "gay" bacterium. As the bacterium can be passed through the air, the infection rate increased rapidly as it began to spread outside the lab and into the open world. About 8 out of 10 straight people turn gay when exposed to the bacteria.

This map shows the extent of the epidemic and how fast it spreads with each coloured layer representing a time period of one day. Glenn Beck declined for comment when asked about how he had funded the "gay-calypse" of human kind and that he had found proof that homosexuality is determined by genes.

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well i hope middle eastern countries dont kill everyone who turned gay. that would be a significant humanitarian crisis.
 
the population burden was quitte high in those times. there were 300 million in the core area alone. and no, they didnt make babies at an insane rate, people just emigrated here ( and apparently swore off their old ethnics)
Perhaps, but, as I said, in that period population-driven expansion tended not to be colonial. China suffered similar burdens, and reacted by expansion into less densely populated borderlands, overwhelming the native inhabitants through a mixture of military strength and sheer weigh of numbers. It's more probably to think that Byzantine may have made similar choices, perhaps expanding Northwards into the Balkans; it certainly suits the traditional tendencies of land-based empires such as themselves.

Well population burdens in English jails was a major reason for colonising Australia. Never mind that it fits your 19th century emigration window perfectly.
Debatable; the British had made use of transportation as a punishment for centuries by that point- as many as a quarter of immigrants to pre-colonial North America went as indentured convicts, for example- and, while the colonisation of Australia was certainly motivated in part by a desire for penal colonies, it's hard to say that if that can be described as a "population burden" as such.
 
Not really because there are gays in Central Europe.

OK, lets not develop that ;)

Here's a map of the world after Zentraedi Holocost in 2011.
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On December 21st 2012, scientists in Istanbul working on the Curequeer Project, a project funded by the Glenn Beck Medical Foundation to cure homosexuality took a wrong turn when one of the specimen bacterium they were breeding mutilated to produce bacterium which when introduced into the human body, causes the phenotypes of the "straight" gene to force itself to convert into the "gay" gene resulting in the person to turn homosexual. The sample was accidentally released into the world when a careless intern broke the petri dish containing the "gay" bacterium. As the bacterium can be passed through the air, the infection rate increased rapidly as it began to spread outside the lab and into the open world. About 8 out of 10 straight people turn gay when exposed to the bacteria.

This map shows the extent of the epidemic and how fast it spreads with each coloured layer representing a time period of one day. Glenn Beck declined for comment when asked about how he had funded the "gay-calypse" of human kind and that he had found proof that homosexuality is determined by genes.


You may be a critic of my works, but that doesn't make this map any less worthy of support.

A+! :goodjob: T3h ghei has truly become viral! :evil:
 
the Byzantine Republic has discovered the cure for cancer, but they are doing extensive extensive tests. everyone saw 'I am Legend'. no one likes those freaky things. and for good measure an entire company of soldiers is station in, around, and outside the base. protected by its own set of walls.
 
did anyone at all survive? how about those in Istanbul?

IIRC around 1-10% of population surivived, mostly those associated with military and high-tech areas. Since the series deals primarily with America's I am not sure what happened to Europe. Chances are, most large cities have been destroyed.
 
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