madviking
north american scum
Third Place: madviking for originality and sheer screwed-up-ness. Let's see you try to fix something that, Obama! The prize - a sightseeing tour on the Israeli-Lebanese border. If something is blocking your view, the local IDF will be more than happy to remedy that annoyance.
Thank you sir!

I'll take down the Asia make shortly... <cracks knuckles>