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[Whomp]

Jamie....
Good to have you aboard.
My question relates to my girl friends and my fiancee'.
There's no love between them and they're playing turf wars with me in the middle.
Any thoughts on how I can diffuse the situation?

 

[IglooDame]

Jamie....
Good to have you aboard.
My question relates to my girl friends and my fiancee'.
There's no love between them and they're playing turf wars with me in the middle.
Any thoughts on how I can diffuse the situation?

Tie their ponytails together and throw them over a clothesline?

 

[jamielor]

Xanikk999, girls like guys who talk. Don't let her have to do all the talking. It doesn't necessarily matter what you talk about.

I don't like to let my nails get too long.

Perfect guy...Tall, I am very physically attracted to, I connect with emotionally, and have a similar sense of humor so that we laugh alot together..

There is no way to "get" a girl if she is not attracted to you. In our society you can "get" just about anything if you work hard enough or have enough money. However a person is one thing you can never "get" unless she wants you.

I don't get angry when I have my period.

Attractive:
1)Masculine 2)Tall 3)Confident 4)Funny 5) Not trying too hard (Real & Relaxed!)
Unattractive:
1) Effeminate 2) Afraid 3) Too Serious 4) Shy & Tense 5) Overgroomed (ie. cologne)

Bigfoot, other women make better friends. I have yet to have a completely "platonic" guy friend who didn't have alterior motives.

 

[King Flevance]

Lets ask the fun questions.

1) Are you at all envious that men can pee standing up?
2) What is the longest and most painful fart you made yourself hold in?
3) Why are women obcessed with taking baths over showers?

 

[BCLG100]

i guess you and i define 'fun' slightly differently...

Whomp take them paintballing, put em on the same team against mutual people they dislike and then see them bond by beating the crap out of them

 

[Whomp]

Tie their ponytails together and throw them over a clothesline

Tell me. They're freaking killing me.

Whomp take them paintballing, put em on the same team against mutual people they dislike and then see them bond by beating the crap out of them

Alcohol has thrown them over the edge a couple times!

Lets ask the fun questions.

1) Are you at all envious that men can pee standing up?
2) What is the longest and most painful fart you made yourself hold in?
3) Why are women obcessed with taking baths over showers?

and...

 

[BCLG100]

@Whomp, go to the woods camping one day as a group, you bugger off to the pub and just dont come back-taking the car with you and leaving them there to fend for themselves for a week.

admitedly one might kill the other for sustenance but thats a risk your going to have to take!

 

[King Flevance]

Most of these questions I see as pointless and are only based on what opinion jamie holds in those catagories. But another woman would tell you something else. I only skimmed this thread but I have not found any information I haven't already figured out about women.

Jamie's "type" is tall and handsome, throw in dark and you have a common phrase. She likes someone sensitive, they all say that. And look she wants him to have a sense of humor. Is this news to anyone?

Read any playboy and you can see the "turn-ons" and "turn-offs" are the average answer as well. And that if a chick is your "friend" you probably won't be getting any in most cases. Seriously, no offense Jamie. But I like my questions and I indeed think they are questions that are fun.

If I was a chick, I would want to be able to pee while I stood up, so maybe that is a rhetorical question. Have you ever attempted to try it to see if you could jamie? Alot of women hold in farts. And fart stories are always funny. specially, sometimes more funny from a girl. Most guys just let it go... or I do. I may pinch it out in steps to hide it, but it always comes out ASAP. I love empty aisles in the supermarket. Also, seriously women would almost always prefer a bath to a shower. Maybe jamie knows why. Showers are quicker and more refreshing I think as well as most guys.

With the internet anonymity is present so it isn't like you have to be "reserved" on the internet.

EDIT: I did want to throw in an additional question too. How many girls above the age of 20 do you know that like playing video games? If it is more than 0 what kind of games do they play if you know?

 

[Tenochtitlan]

What's the percentage probabality of compliance on average if a man makes the first move..?

 

[Tenochtitlan]

Why do women crave attention, and how can we take advantage of that?

 

[Elta]

Why do women crave attention, and how can we take advantage of that?

By not giving it to them, telling little jokes at their expense thus making everyone laugh and increse your status in the social circle. Then she will want your attention even more then once you know you are in control of the situation
give it to her (I.E. you know she likes you before you give her the attention) ....advice my sister give me dunno how accurate it is.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

It doesn't necessarily matter what you talk about.

I'm convinced, it's a girl allright.

 

[GenMarshall]

Attractive:
1)Masculine 2)Tall 3)Confident 4)Funny 5) Not trying too hard (Real & Relaxed!)
Unattractive:
1) Effeminate 2) Afraid 3) Too Serious 4) Shy & Tense 5) Overgroomed (ie. cologne)

This is one of the things that I lost in the attractive department . I cant believe that women actualy are turned off by shyness . What is wrong with shy people? Its not like we have the plaque!

 

[Turner]

Women like men who are confident. Shy and tense comes off as being unconfident.

 

[GenMarshall]

Women like men who are confident. Shy and tense comes off as being unconfident.

Great, just lovely. There is no hope for us shy guys to ever find a Girlfriend . Plus there is nothing wrong with being a little shy.

 

[Turner]

You won't be shy forever. You grow out of it.

There's a saying, "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.' Getting over being shy is pretty simular to that.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I'm shy and I see no reason or need to get over that. It has little to do with my ability to judge.

 

[Turner]

I think you misunderstood what I meant by that quote. In order to get good judgement, you need experience. Experience comes from bad judgement. In other words, by doing you get better at something. So by trying to open up to girls, while you may be shy and tense at first, with experience it gets better.

 

[King Flevance]

Also, there are always exceptions to the rule. I garauntee that there are some girls out there that like shy guys. While these guys like the general are not in popular demand I will garauntee there is some demand for them. This is just 1 woman's opinion. No one woman can speak for all women. Just as no man can speak for all men. Especially, when it comes down to individual taste.

Just take this and thumbtack it to what Turner said though. He makes a good point.

 

[Mise]

Mise,
If a girl is "friends" with you, it is highly unlikely she wants to have sex with you, although if she is feeling bad about herself at some point she might do it to make herself feel better. I would find it near impossible not to express myself physically if I was attracted to one of my "friends."

Note, I am coming from the perspective of a pretty "hawt" girl, so my view might be a bit skewed.

So what you're saying is, I should go after girls with self esteem issues... interesting... thanks

Mise, I have never hear a girl say she prefers short guys..it can really only work against you. But can be overcome if you are masculine.

Yeah, I was clutching at straws. Good thing I'm built like a brick shithouse eh?