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-me just now.
 
Do you think so? Sometimes I think I detect movement - or at least hesitation. Am I delusional?
 
You're always right. You're always wrong.
Mr Dictator's written a song.
 
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azzaman333 said:
Ask the Indians if they like cricket and you'll hear a resounding yes. Ask the Englishmen if they like cricket and your answer depends on how well the English national team is doing. Ask the Americans if they like cricket and they'll shoot at you.

Sounds about right.
 
Hey, be fair. We'll shoot at you, yes, but we'll shoot at you with (depending on the time of the year) footballs (American ones), baseballs, or basketballs, not bullets.
 
Y'all need to know that arguing on the internet and expecting them to change their positions/minds with logic and facts is about as likely as me becoming the president of the united states.
 
This is true.

(How likely are you to become president of the united states?)

But what do you expect would get results? Appeals to emotion?

People have been ending haikus with 'refrigerator' since the dawn of haiku.
Really? I didn't know this. But, to be honest, what I know about haikus can be described in 17 syllables (or fewer).

I prefer free-form haikus. More commonly known as sentences. But that's probably because I've never tried to write a haiku. How's it done? Is it a bit like automatic writing, and you just write down whatever comes to mind? And then throw everything out but 17 syllables?
 
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