Cain Suspends Campaign

[Joecoolyo]

Except this isn't a sexual pun.

Oh derp, I just got what you were getting at with that.

Very subtle madviking.

 

[Artifis]

Back to the drawing board eh. Poor Cain. He should've gotten the nomination.

 

[Verarde]

So, the question becomes, who will/should he endorse?

 

[Azale]

So, the question becomes, who will/should he endorse?

Whoever he wants to lose, so Obama probably.

 

[alva848]

Anyone thinks this sets up Palin for a comeback/late entry?

 

[Cutlass]

No. Palin's done in national politics. Probably will never hold elective office again. She's useful to the Republicans in some ways. But even most of them want her to fade back into the woodwork.

 

[Azale]

She would be a more legitimate candidate than Perry, Bachmann, or Cain were/was.

 

[Cutlass]

Not really. She's demonstrated an idiocy in excess of the worst of the others many times.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Too bad Newt's own romantic scandals are a 90s topic..

 

[Disgustipated]

Seriously, what is wrong with having affairs? Why is it necessary for a president to be monogamous?

 

[Zelig]

So, the question becomes, who will/should he endorse?

No, the question is "Why the hell was he in the race in the first place, and how can people like him be prevented from running for president or wasting media time in the future?"

 

[Zelig]

Seriously, what is wrong with having affairs? Why is it necessary for a president to be monogamous?

The point of marriage is a commitment not to bone other people.

If you want to bone other people, don't get married.

 

[cybrxkhan]

Oh, and what happens to the secret service people?

 

[Cutlass]

I'm sure they'll be reassigned real soon now.

 

[Narz]

The point of marriage is a commitment not to bone other people.

Or to fit an image, save on taxes, raise children together, etc.

Anyway, people are allowed to write their own vows. Re : Cain, good riddance.

 

[Zelig]

Or to fit an image, save on taxes, raise children together, etc.

Those are stupid reasons, and should work just as well without marriage. (Except fitting an image, but it's a stupid image, and doesn't fit nearly as well if everyone knows you're boning other people.)

 

[Antilogic]

The title of this thread should be "Cain pulls out."

or

"Cain Train Derails"

I didn't think of the pulling out joke, that would have been perfect.

The other is a tag.

 

[SG-17]

I wish that a sex scandal would come to light for the rest of the GOP candidates except for Huntsman. That way if Huntsman and Obama are the main runners then it becomes less of a totally screwed-to-win situation and becomes more of a not bad-to-win situation.

 

[Joecoolyo]

The other is a tag.

Wait, was that tag originally there? Cause that would be one hell of a coincidence.

 

[Antilogic]

Wait, was that tag originally there? Cause that would be one hell of a coincidence.

Sure was. I debated putting it as the thread title, but apparently made the wrong choice. I blame fatigue.