Caption Contest III: Electrifyingly Funny

[Perfection]

Soldier is the speaker of the TF2 legislature!

 

[Zack]

Winners?

 

[KaiserElectric]

Please do not ask me to update, it seriously disrupts my judging mojo.

Double A

Gay check.

Catharsis

"I throw scissors. For your own safety, I strongly recommend you throw paper."

Zack

"Don't you dare let me catch you masturbating furiously to online pictures of my sister ever again!"

Nice job guys, now we get a new picture, staright from some random Facepunch person.

Have at it.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Well what do you know, it tastes like chicken!

 

[Zack]

I knew I should have picked Truth instead of Dare!

 

[choxorn]

Being high from drinking Cactus Juice, Jeff had no idea that what he was eating was, in fact, a cactus, and not a giant Corn Dog.

 

[mythmonster2]

Another day for Liquid Snake... (Seriously, first thing that picture reminded me of was Liquid in Last Days of FOXHOUND)

 

[Yared]

Whenever you attempt to say something even slightly intelligent, I facepalm cacti to express how painful it is to listen to you and your stupidity.

 

[mgsmuhammad]

(Seriously, first thing that picture reminded me of was Liquid in Last Days of FOXHOUND)

Same here. Guess it's just the vacant look in the eyes.

Anyway,

"Sam suddenly regretted going out with the head of the Twilight fan club"

 

[W|M]

Bob...That´s not how you get cactus juice...

 

[remake20]

I can't believe it! He stuck to the dare!

 

[CivRulesAll]

Driving in Nevada, Carter saw this cactus and had yet another drink, even though he was out of beer.

 

[Zack]

I can't believe it! He stuck to the dare!

Way to steal my joke.

 

[remake20]

It was more of a pun really, just gave me the idea.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Wait.... This ain't a hot supermodel.......

 

[CivCube]

The last two weeks of John's transformation into Cactus Man were...awkward.

 

[Yared]

The last two weeks of John's transformation into Cactus Man were...awkward.

 

[fdgsgds]

FACE

msg2short

 

[kill fire]

Steve awoke from his drug induced slumber to find himself being kissed by an old man in a poorly contructed green ski mask.

 

[remake20]

He couldn't have REAL women, so this is the next best thing.