Caption Contest!

[carmen510]

The greatest magic is transmuting the passions, much like how we monks transmute stone into gold.

 

[Firestorm94]

Great, psychic monks. What's next, mutant rabbis?

 

[Icekommander]

"All right bob, we got Transmute Stone to Gold figured out. My turn for the next spell."
"Fine what?"
"I say we should learn Timmy's Transmute Blueberry Pie to Pumkin."

 

[KaiserElectric]

Yes, I know it's late. I have an excuse for stalling this time!

First, our honorables...

seon

After finding a rock of solid gold, the mining corporation hired Buddhist monks to pray that it doesn't tip over.

Diamoneye

After discovering that their prayers had actually turned stone into gold, the monks started to wonder if it would have been smarter to pick a rock that wasn't about to tip from the top of a mountain and weighted well above a ton.

And of course followed by our winners!

D0MINATRIX

"Hey Billy, you still down there?"

"Yeah."

"Push it."

PieceOfMind

"Wait.. Remind me. Why are we praying for this rock to fall?"

"See that rope? Ashoka wants his sore tooth removed."

Ninja Dude

In between a rock and enlightenment.

Nice job, new pic! Isn't semi-aliteration fun?

 

[Zack]

I think he's about to rape me.

 

[carmen510]

Never has Life been put more aptly in a single picture.

 

[PeteAtoms]

Oh God, do not want!

 

[Seon]

Do I have something in my teeth?

 

[Ninja Dude]

The funeral's on monday.

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Special soccer.

 

[PeteAtoms]

"And that's why we make Lewis play goalie..."

and if I'm allowed to post more than one...

"Letting the waterboy play only works in the movies."

 

[Annex]

Gtfo noob!

 

[aronnax]

Mai ball Ruskkie!

 

[W|M]

Oh crap not the power scream, not the power scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PieceOfMind]

"Hi. Would you like to go for coffee after the game?"


******OR******


"That's MY Ball!"

EDIT - that one is probably too much like aronnax's above...

 

[Diamondeye]

"Sometimes, life is unfair. Be glad it gave you a career in football to compensate."

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

"GoRKA-MoRKA!!!"

 

[Firestorm94]

Will you be my friend?

 

[Angst]

"Growglfblfbf"

 

[aronnax]

You NEVER let me touch the ball!!!