SirJethro
Paterfamilias
This thread's still alive, oh Pinky the Joy!
But some of these suck, and others annoy.
So get off your a$$es
Write rhymes for the masses,
And make sure they're funny, ol' boy.
Civ3 Limericks
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This thread's still alive, oh Pinky the Joy!
But some of these suck, and others annoy.
So get off your a$$es
Write rhymes for the masses,
And make sure they're funny, ol' boy.
MSGT John Drew
freight train lover
I wake up and wow it's Sunday
A beautiful day for more Civ-play
I look at the clock
Oh it's only one O'clock
Hmm.. I think I'll play straight 'til Tuesday!
A beautiful day for more Civ-play
I look at the clock
Oh it's only one O'clock
Hmm.. I think I'll play straight 'til Tuesday!
Sultan Bhargash
Trickster Reincarnated
My third day without touching Civ,
But still not yet begun to live,
Monday night football and booze,
Junk t.v. and a long snooze,
oh, for PTW what I'd give!
But still not yet begun to live,
Monday night football and booze,
Junk t.v. and a long snooze,
oh, for PTW what I'd give!
Bobela XII
AI Hunter
Play the World is coming soon
I will play by day and the light of the moon
Every game I will win
I'll be so good it will be a sin
Who am I kidding each of my cities will be a ruin
I will play by day and the light of the moon
Every game I will win
I'll be so good it will be a sin
Who am I kidding each of my cities will be a ruin
Sultan Bhargash
Trickster Reincarnated
You know I am a Civ3 stalwart
And I yearn for PTW with my whole heart
Its dark and its raining
But instead of complaining
Im off to the 24 hour walmart...
And I yearn for PTW with my whole heart
Its dark and its raining
But instead of complaining
Im off to the 24 hour walmart...
O woe is the Sultan Bhargash
Wasted life, wasted time, wasted cash
He blamed it all on Civ 3
But Play The World has MP
So he had to dig it back out of trash
Wasted life, wasted time, wasted cash
He blamed it all on Civ 3
But Play The World has MP
So he had to dig it back out of trash
Sultan Bhargash
Trickster Reincarnated
I was a Civ3 fan and stalwart
Who yearned for MP with my whole heart
I went out in the rain
but oh, my heart's pain
PTW sold out at Walmart.
So an hour and a tank of gas later
I went to a store that was greater
Installed my new catch
And even the patch
But I'm still just a lone master vader
Once again Sid shows he's a jester
Who's every move is designed to pester
So many crashes and bugs
When it works, lags and chugs,
Once again, Im unpaid beta tester
Who yearned for MP with my whole heart
I went out in the rain
but oh, my heart's pain
PTW sold out at Walmart.
So an hour and a tank of gas later
I went to a store that was greater
Installed my new catch
And even the patch
But I'm still just a lone master vader
Once again Sid shows he's a jester
Who's every move is designed to pester
So many crashes and bugs
When it works, lags and chugs,
Once again, Im unpaid beta tester
Good lord, I'm all in a tizzy
So many threads, it makes the head dizzy
Though I try to post
No success can I boast
Since, alas!, the server's too busy
So many threads, it makes the head dizzy
Though I try to post
No success can I boast
Since, alas!, the server's too busy
Sultan Bhargash
Trickster Reincarnated
Hurray, the limerick thread is back!
Thanks to Raijer, whose wit has no lack,
Waiting for turns in PBEM
We should write more of them
And tell jokes till the Berserks attack!
Thanks to Raijer, whose wit has no lack,
Waiting for turns in PBEM
We should write more of them
And tell jokes till the Berserks attack!
Play the World? CFC has the straight poop
But me, a chicken without any coop
You see I don't have the cash
Unlike the Sultan Bhargash
Now I'm seriously out of the loop
Those that bought it do nothing but moan
But that's no reason to not bring it home
But I've got my doubts
See, I can't do without
A leader as sexy as Joan
But me, a chicken without any coop
You see I don't have the cash
Unlike the Sultan Bhargash
Now I'm seriously out of the loop
Those that bought it do nothing but moan
But that's no reason to not bring it home
But I've got my doubts
See, I can't do without
A leader as sexy as Joan
Sultan Bhargash
Trickster Reincarnated
If Joan is your ideal Cinderella,
Just wait to you see Isabella,
When I installed Play the World
I admit I almost hurled,
That old Queen looks just like a fella!
Just wait to you see Isabella,
When I installed Play the World
I admit I almost hurled,
That old Queen looks just like a fella!
Though this theory may yet hit a snag
Your rhyme gives proof of which I can brag
The reason Isabella
Resembles a fella
Is because she's Ferdinand in drag
Your rhyme gives proof of which I can brag
The reason Isabella
Resembles a fella
Is because she's Ferdinand in drag
SirJethro
Paterfamilias
To new CFC member Farting Bob,
A nick as appropriate as corn to a cob,
Even after six beers,
I can smell you from here,
I hope that's just gas (not the log).
A nick as appropriate as corn to a cob,
Even after six beers,
I can smell you from here,
I hope that's just gas (not the log).
Flak
vBülletin Förum
I told my ranged unit to go chuck it
Into the American city of Nantucket
But alas did I err
It was alone in it's square!
Thus for my artillery, they took it
So I decided I'd go and unmuck it
With all my forces there did I truck it
And so into the fray
Did my units blast away
To welcome the new Roman city, Nantucket
Flak
vBülletin Förum
What's the use of having a resource
If in time it can run it's course?
So now I'm screwed
In a war feeling nude
"Out of that tank man, get onto the horse!"
If in time it can run it's course?
So now I'm screwed
In a war feeling nude
"Out of that tank man, get onto the horse!"
Sultan Bhargash
Trickster Reincarnated
I am so glad to see this thread survived,
For some days new limericks hadn't arrived,
But nantucket at last,
And farting bob's ass,
Mean I no longer feel deprived!
For some days new limericks hadn't arrived,
But nantucket at last,
And farting bob's ass,
Mean I no longer feel deprived!
Is that a belle I see?
Do I lust or is she a he?
Those who reign in Spain, are mainly too plain,
If Joan's a lock, Queen Isa is a key.
Do I lust or is she a he?
Those who reign in Spain, are mainly too plain,
If Joan's a lock, Queen Isa is a key.
Lt. 'Killer' M.
Deity
- Joined
- Dec 5, 2001
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My first ever limerick:
The barbs gave me maps of their regions
which showed Abe so I called in my Legions
to take his town
and make him frown
but he spawned right back the next season.
The barbs gave me maps of their regions
which showed Abe so I called in my Legions
to take his town
and make him frown
but he spawned right back the next season.
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