Civ3 Limericks

Is this the limmerick equivalent of one of those Breakin' dance contests? I can just see you guys playing Civ in your shiny-red-multi-zippered-"Beat It"-leather jackets.

I hope you guys passed out before the switch blades came out.
 
Now you have gone too far!
I wish you get hit by a car!
my limericks jest-bare?
how can you dare!
they're good enough for a laugh in the bar!



sorry, I am working atm and cannot dream up creative stuff :(
 
Was schmäht er mein Werk,
der törichte Zwerg
als wär er gewesen
der beste im Lesen
doch noch ist er nicht über'n Berg.

Drum soll er nur weiter dichten
den Wörterdschungel lichten
ich glaube ganz fest dran
meine kommen besser an
(außer bei englischen Wichten!)
 
ODE TO OLD GLORY...Civ3 Stylee!

The once was a Leader call Lincoln,
Whose performance was verily stinkin',
His Coal Plants smogged the air,
His UU wasn't quite fair,
Of retiring, Abe was thinking!

One day the Germans came calling,
Before the Panzers cities were falling,
The crappy Riflemen crumbled,
The Advisors all mumbled,
Otto expected Abe to come crawling!

But Lincoln stated; "Enough!"
At his army he bellowed; "Be tough!"
"Our workers have rubber from the jungle!"
"No longer will you boys bungle!"
"For Infantry is made of the right stuff!"

So the Germans were hurled back,
Panzer morale began to crack,
Now Lincoln is grinning!
His forces are winning!
He has a giant unit stack!

The day was won,
The Germans began to run,
They recieved a royal stuffing!
Their cities reduced to nothing!
Lincoln razed them just for fun!

The soldiers Lincoln greeted,
Were prompty obseleted,
They said; "For our steadfast guile and valour"
"We should be equipped with modern armour!"
"And Lucky Bush wasn't in charge, or we'd be defeated!"

My apologies!
:lol:
 
Civ Limericks are fun,
All night they could run,
You should always be inventive,
Of crap rhymes we will be preventive,
Our witty British humour will stun!



I'll get my coat...:D
 
Last night before I went to bed,
I checked on the farting bob thread,
To my utter dismay
gonzo ruined my day
And said that that thread was now dead!


Real impressed with these pages everyone. Nice entries Curt, Pillager and fascinating German Lt.!
 
Far be it from me to be rash,
But I must compliment Sultan Bhargash,
For thoughout the times,
He has made many rhymes,
He is the reason I gave this a bash!

:goodjob:
 
Originally posted by SirJethro
Is this the limmerick equivalent of one of those Breakin' dance contests? I can just see you guys playing Civ in your shiny-red-multi-zippered-"Beat It"-leather jackets.

I hope you guys passed out before the switch blades came out.

In the days shortly before "Thriller"
Emerged and artist presently known as "Killer"
Though Pillaged all night, he kept up the fight
And Busta'd Rhymes like that Ice man Vanilla
 
Are you green, need to know a good Civ trick?
There's a sage at the end of a mouse click
But now that Killer's aware
Of his poetical flair
Newbie Q's will be answered with limericks!
 
The problem with play by email,
The turns come as slow as a snail,
In the game started last week,
Won't reach the win that I seek,
Before my heart, kidneys, spleen and lungs fail!
 
This I am happy to say,
My copy of PTW is on it's way,
Waiting would put me round the bend,
But it was sent by my American friend,
I am grateful to the US post today!

:D
 
End of November is too late,
For the PTW units I can't wait,
Those new German tanks,
And Beserks for the cranks,
Modding CIV3 is my fate!

:lol:
 
Before you praise US Post, Curt,
I'd advise you hold on to your shirt,
Before praiseful you wax,
Check your parcel for anthrax
(Those vaccinations can hurt!)

And of course once your package is open,
And your playing the game 'stead of moping
Keep your calendar clear
And buy diapers my dear,
Because with Civ3 withdrawal there's no coping!

PTW is slightly flawed,
But by the new UUs are all of us awed,
Lethal cannons, mobile swordsmen,
Berserks, and Ansar hordes, man,
This gizame's the shiznit by gawd!
 
@Sultan :)

I'll have to ask you to change your sig now
You already seem to know how
Or add a "just kidding man"
Or I might just have to ban

Whew! :D
 
Originally posted by gonzo_for_civ
@Sultan :)

I'll have to ask you to change your sig now
You already seem to know how
Or add a "just kidding man"
Or I might just have to ban

Whew! :D

A mod's attempt at staying on-topic while giving out a warning. :lol: :lol: :goodjob:
 
I'm so sorry gonzo for civ,
My antics I hope you'll forgive,
But since you did rob,
Me of farting bob,
I've lost all my reason to live!

My signature I have now changed,
Let our relations not be estranged,
Your my favorite mod,
You don't act like you're God,
Like those off topic guys, so deranged!

Back on the topic of civthree,
To wash away my misery,
I'll play as Korea
And try hard to see-a
If golden age start by cannon can be!

/EDIT: LOL :D :lol: :lol:

Gonzo :king:
 
This thread the Mods have been watching,
The limerick bug they be catching,
Now on OT all of the time,
You'll see Rmsharpe and Darkshade rhyme,
Instead of the darkness they be usually hatching!

:lol:
 
Yes, the mods at civfan
are watching each woman and man
If you decide to spam, troll and flame
We know just who to blame
3 days, 1 week, and permban

:D
 
A warning to all you humans,
Play fair or a ban will be looming,
Any unwarranted trolling,
And you will find yourself falling,
Your account the Mods will be dooming!

Boom boom!

:goodjob:
 
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