ODE TO OLD GLORY...Civ3 Stylee!
The once was a Leader call Lincoln,
Whose performance was verily stinkin',
His Coal Plants smogged the air,
His UU wasn't quite fair,
Of retiring, Abe was thinking!
One day the Germans came calling,
Before the Panzers cities were falling,
The crappy Riflemen crumbled,
The Advisors all mumbled,
Otto expected Abe to come crawling!
But Lincoln stated; "Enough!"
At his army he bellowed; "Be tough!"
"Our workers have rubber from the jungle!"
"No longer will you boys bungle!"
"For Infantry is made of the right stuff!"
So the Germans were hurled back,
Panzer morale began to crack,
Now Lincoln is grinning!
His forces are winning!
He has a giant unit stack!
The day was won,
The Germans began to run,
They recieved a royal stuffing!
Their cities reduced to nothing!
Lincoln razed them just for fun!
The soldiers Lincoln greeted,
Were prompty obseleted,
They said; "For our steadfast guile and valour"
"We should be equipped with modern armour!"
"And Lucky Bush wasn't in charge, or we'd be defeated!"
My apologies!
