Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Perfection]

The French ones smell foul.

 

[Zack]

Commonly placed on meat.

 

[madviking]

They have holes in them and go bad after two weeks.

 

[Optical]

If you can see the veins, it's probably a bad sign.

 

[Lord Baal]

Fun to eat, even though they smell bad.

 

[Dreadnought]

They both should stay in the kitchen

 

[Save_Ferris]

If you can see the veins, it's probably a bad sign.

Winner!

 

[Optical]

Life is like yesterday's socks...

 

[_random_]

I can bare it for one more day if I have to.

 

[Zack]

Long and stinky.

 

[madviking]

Not bad if you're white, more difficult if you're black.

 

[Save_Ferris]

You eventually give up looking for a match.

 

[Zack]

edit: wrong thread

 

[Lord Baal]

The majority of the time is spent in the bathroom.

 

[SamSniped]

Sweaty and never feels good.

 

[classical_hero]

Full of holes.

 

[Caprine Synesth]

Still warm.

Has this thread died? Shall we start it off again?

I like my CFC posts like I like my women

 

[Mise]

Short.

 

[Zack]

I do them in less than five minutes.

 

[madviking]

I like my CFC posts like I like my women

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