Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Save_Ferris]

They were made somewhere far away and you take them from someone else.

 

[Fr8monkey]

I don't get the point...

 

[Optical]

madviking is up.

 

[madviking]

Posting on CFC is like driving a car...

 

[Heretic_Cata]

It's only fun when drunk.

 

[strijder20]

it's hard to stop while you are doing it at high speed.

 

[Optical]

They change the rules once every week.

 

[Verarde]

Sometimes it's slow, sometimes it's fast.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Posting on CFC is like driving a car...

You go out to have a lot of fun; but usually ends up in a horrible wreck.

 

[Save_Ferris]

It's easy until it gets split in two.

Everyone breaks the rules, but whenever I do it I get caught.

Some people are more agressive than others.

Every now and then, you find a bad place and make a point to avoid it no matter what.

 

[_random_]

The stupider people act, the more compelled you feel to pay attention.

 

[Lord Baal]

You think it will improve your ability to pick up women, but after a while you realise that your lack of looks, charm and a poor understanding of personal hygiene negate any of the positive effects.

 

[Save_Ferris]

For all you know, you could be calling your best friend a b*tch.

 

[LucyDuke]

It's fun until everything stops working.

 

[classical_hero]

It gets me nowhere fast.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Posting on CFC is like driving a car...

Made more pleasurable by receiving fellatio?

 

[madviking]

...and we have a winner!

 

[Lord Baal]

...and we have a winner!

Yeah, I don't think anyone could come up with a better punchline than Cheezy's there, no matter how long they tried.

 

[Zack]

Your mother is like thread necromancy...

 

[Veritass]

Your mother is like thread necromancy...

Evidently, they both just lie there...