Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Bobbtjoe]

I PMed you about this.

You can't read PMs while you are banned.

Spoiler :

EPIC PWNAGE!

EDIT: I now see you PMed me recently, very well. Varassi is still up

EDIT AGAIN: Off topic

 

[Bobbtjoe]

And the fall of our foes!

huh? And I updated my story...
EDIT: Off topic. ff topic:

 

[member66170]

Im sure that spamming just after a ban always makes the mods really happy...

Can we have a phrase to get us started again?

 

[Zack]

You can't read PMs while you are banned.

Yes you can...

You obviously have not been banned.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Im sure that spamming just after a ban always makes the mods really happy...

Can we have a phrase to get us started again?

Alright, Allright, let's get back on subject.


Just watched forest gump. It was awesome!

Life is like a box of chocolates...

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Yes you can...

You obviously have not been banned.

Do you have any idea have spupid you sound? Moderator Action: flaming
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Life is like a box of chocolates...

you never know what you're gonna get!

 

[_random_]

It could use more peanut butter.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Didn't we do this one already?


None the less, Life is like a box of Chocolates: For every good tasting moment, there's always one that's twice as worse.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Didn't we do this one already?


None the less, Life is like a box of Chocolates: For every good tasting moment, there's always one that's twice as worse.

It's worth another!

 

[mechaerik]

Life is like a box of chocolates: It looks good, but then you find out its dark, and begin to hate it. As you lament that first bite, you begin to hate humanity and become jaded with the world in general.

 

[LAnkou]

Life is like a box of chocolate: when did i messed up to get a bad one?

 

[Sharwood]

Life is like a box of chocolates: roughly half have nuts.

And I wish Bobbtjoe were banned. I've seldom seen anyone more annoying online. Moderator Action: Flaming
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[Zack]

Do you have any idea have spupid you sound?

......

Is this a trick question?

I'm teh king of trolls!

No, I am positive that you are a disgrace to all CFC trolls. Usually a troll has at least hit puberty.

And I wish Bobbtjoe were banned. I've seldom seen anyone more annoying online.

Amen.
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Life is like a box of chocolates: gluttonous.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Life is like a box of chocolates... wonderful until Bobbtjoe shows up!Moderator Action: flaming
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[Sharwood]

Life is like a box of chocolates... wonderful until Bobbtjoe shows up!

We have our winner! Moderator Action: flaming
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Seriously, wasn't it Earthling's turn anyway? So how about we just ignore Trolly McTroll up there and get back to the reeeaaal contest.

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Moderator Action: This is a one liner joke thread.
Post one liner jokes, and arguably usefull comments about the joke that are posted.
Do not chat.
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Life is like a box of chocolates,
its full of brown squishy stuff.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Seriously, wasn't it Earthling's turn anyway? So how about we just ignore ..... up there and get back to the reeeaaal contest.

Hmmm... Bob did kinda steal the show, how about we finish up this one (there were couple really good ones so far) and then move onto Earthlings set up

 

[Dumanios]

And do not make about Bob.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

[off topic]

Spoiler :

And I wish Bobbtjoe were banned. I've seldom seen anyone more annoying online.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobbtjoe
Do you have any idea have spupid you sound?
......

Is this a trick question?

Quote:
Originally Posted by bobbtjoe
I'm teh king of trolls!
No, I am positive that you are a disgrace to all CFC trolls. Usually a troll has at least hit puberty.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharwood
And I wish Bobbtjoe were banned. I've seldom seen anyone more annoying online.
Amen.
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Life is like a box of chocolates: gluttonous.

Life is like a box of chocolates... wonderful until Bobbtjoe shows up!Moderator Action: flaming

We have our winner! Moderator Action: flaming
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Seriously, wasn't it Earthling's turn anyway? So how about we just ignore Trolly McTroll up there and get back to the reeeaaal contest.

Hmmm... Bob did kinda steal the show, how about we finish up this one (there were couple really good ones so far) and then move onto Earthlings set up

And do not make about Bob.

And I wish Bobbtjoe were banned. I've seldom seen anyone more annoying online.

Hmmm.... censing a vibe here.

Seriously, wasn't it Earthling's turn anyway? So how about we just ignore Trolly McTroll up there and get back to the reeeaaal contest.

It takes two to lie, one to lie a one to listen.
-Homer

Alright, I'll be a good sport, and it did make me laugh, Fr8monkey, you're up!

Life is like a box of chocolates... wonderful until Bobbtjoe shows up!

Take it away!

 

[Fr8monkey]

Sorry about that, Bobb... Nothing personal.

I think I will set things back to where we were and pass to Earthling for his win.

Earth, you are up.