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Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Narz, Aug 19, 2009.

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  1. Bobbtjoe

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    You can't read PMs while you are banned.

    Spoiler :
    EPIC PWNAGE!


    EDIT: I now see you PMed me recently, very well. Varassi is still up

    EDIT AGAIN: Off topic
     
  2. Bobbtjoe

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  3. Olleus

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    Im sure that spamming just after a ban always makes the mods really happy...

    Can we have a phrase to get us started again?
     
  4. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    Yes you can...

    You obviously have not been banned.
     
  5. Bobbtjoe

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    Alright, Allright, let's get back on subject.


    Just watched forest gump. It was awesome!

    Life is like a box of chocolates...
     
  6. Bobbtjoe

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  7. _random_

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    It could use more peanut butter.
     
  8. Joecoolyo

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    Didn't we do this one already?



    None the less, Life is like a box of Chocolates: For every good tasting moment, there's always one that's twice as worse.
     
  9. Bobbtjoe

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    It's worth another!
     
  10. mechaerik

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    Life is like a box of chocolates: It looks good, but then you find out its dark, and begin to hate it. As you lament that first bite, you begin to hate humanity and become jaded with the world in general.
     
  11. LAnkou

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    Life is like a box of chocolate: when did i messed up to get a bad one?
     
  12. Sharwood

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  13. Zack

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    ......

    Is this a trick question?

    No, I am positive that you are a disgrace to all CFC trolls. Usually a troll has at least hit puberty.

    Amen.
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    Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889

    Life is like a box of chocolates: gluttonous.
     
  14. Fr8monkey

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    We have our winner! :trophy:Moderator Action: flaming
    Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889

    Seriously, wasn't it Earthling's turn anyway? So how about we just ignore Trolly McTroll up there and get back to the reeeaaal contest.
     
  16. Lefty Scaevola

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    Moderator Action: This is a one liner joke thread.
    Post one liner jokes, and arguably usefull comments about the joke that are posted.
    Do not chat.

    Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889

    Life is like a box of chocolates,
    its full of brown squishy stuff.
     
  17. Joecoolyo

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    Hmmm... Bob did kinda steal the show, how about we finish up this one (there were couple really good ones so far) and then move onto Earthlings set up :goodjob:
     
  18. Dumanios

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    And do not make about Bob.
     
  19. Bobbtjoe

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    [off topic]
    Spoiler :


    Hmmm.... censing a vibe here.







    Alright, I'll be a good sport, and it did make me laugh, Fr8monkey, you're up!
    Take it away!
     
  20. Fr8monkey

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    Sorry about that, Bobb... Nothing personal. :goodjob:

    I think I will set things back to where we were and pass to Earthling for his win.

    Earth, you are up.
     
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