Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Lord Baal]

On dozens, if not hundreds of websites.

 

[mayor]

You never know who'll be part of her equation

 

[Kennigit]

I ride her saddle point

 

[Kullervo]

The average person has no idea what it is, college students swear at it as they do it at 3 AM on their tables.

 

[Optical]

You are probably the product of x and y

 

[Zack]

On dozens, if not hundreds of websites.

Winner. Also, I'm an idiot for picking such a similar topic.

 

[Lord Baal]

Life is a lot like a washing machine:

 

[madviking]

It gets your panties wet.

 

[Verarde]

You get wet sometimes, you get spun around, but in the end everything dries out.

 

[Zack]

Expensive and frustrating.

 

[Optical]

You always lose one sock in each load.

 

[Mise]

You don't need to separate the coloureds from the whites these days.

 

[Borachio]

Demanding, complex, and give me a sense of accomplishment. grrr!

 

[Yeekim]

@Mise: A tenuous assertion! Rather:
We are constantly trying to build one where we could go without separating coloureds from whites.

(regardless, you get the honor of first coming up with the comparison)

 

[Kullervo]

Life is like a washing machine: I have to sink way more effort and money into it to get it to work even halfway properly.

 

[Kennigit]

Dogs look at them and think "HOLY BISCUITS THATS COOL!" but they actually suck.

 

[Lord Baal]

You don't need to separate the coloureds from the whites these days.

Wow. Winner by a wide margin here. That was frigging epic, Mise.

 

[Kullervo]

Do we have a plan in case the winner isn't inclined to post anything? Just saying, it's been 3 weeks.

 

[Mise]

Oh balls, sorry!

Life is like a Chinese restaurant...

Sent from a phone, apols for any mistakes.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Life is like a Chinese restaurant...

Made from whatever was found in the back alley.