Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Mise]

Women are like OPEC: ________

GO!

 

[classical_hero]

Women are like OPEC: they control the means of your most important desires and cost more each time you try to use them.

 

[carmen510]

Women are like OPEC: They are unsustainable.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Women are like OPEC: Once you go black, you never go back.

 

[LAnkou]

Women are like OPEC: that's why life is better when you add some oil...

 

[Mise]

Aww, only 4 people remember this thread? Ahh well, CONGRATULATIONS, CARMEN510! You're up.

 

[carmen510]

Life is like a box of donuts:

 

[LAnkou]

Life is like a box of donuts: it's ruined once the cops enter the room...

 

[Mise]

Life is like a box of donuts: Everyone else takes the good stuff before you get a chance to get anything for yourself, leaving you with the crap that nobody else wanted. Then, at the end, all that's left is an empty, tattered box to toss into the festering scrapheap of history.

 

[_random_]

Life is like a box of donuts: It's pretty worthless if you don't have any donuts.

 

[Icekommander]

Life is like a box of donuts: Someone ate the sprinkles one before you got there.

 

[Verarde]

Life is like a box of donuts: The type you want is never in there.

 

[madviking]

Life is like a box of donuts: Someone ate the jimmies one before you got there.

 

[aronnax]

Life is like a box of donuts: Sinful and fried in oil.

 

[Yared]

Life is like a box of donuts: a bunch of endless loops...

 

[classical_hero]

Life is like a box doughnuts: they are basically empty inside.

 

[Lord Baal]

Life is like a box of donuts: while the outside is always nice, what you really want is to get into some of them holes.

 

[Veritass]

Life is like a box of donuts: sure, it's great when someone else provides it and shares them with you, but the real satisfaction is when you provide it and share with everyone else.

 

[Skwink]

Life is like a box of Donuts: You enjoy it too much, and you get fat.

 

[Narz]

Life is like a box of donuts : don't worrying about their spelling, just enjoy them before they grow stale.