Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Mise]

downtown

winner

 

[Caprine Synesth]

A double win there, please, post away

 

[madviking]

thank you chaps.

My love life is like doing my taxes:

 

[Zack]

I don't do my taxes.

 

[Caprine Synesth]

My love life is like doing my taxes

I pay someone else for it.

 

[KaiserElectric]

The wealthier I am, the more I get.

 

[SamSniped]

I always deposit

 

[Lord Baal]

My girlfriend finishes up after I leave the room.

 

[Fr8monkey]

I do my own taxes...

 

[Verarde]

I don't have taxes yet.

 

[Yeekim]

My love life is like doing my taxes:

the whole experience is greatly enhanced by Internet.

 

[_random_]

I cheat.

 

[madviking]

winnar

I cheat.

honorable mention

My girlfriend finishes up after I leave the room.

 

[_random_]

I like my women like I like my math problems.

 

[Zack]

With a course and supplemental textbook on how to solve them.

 

[Zulu Impi]

Easy.

 

[Verarde]

Straightforward, not needing to be manipulated.

 

[Fr8monkey]

I like my women like I like my math problems.

Divided...

 

[madviking]

I like my women like I like my math problems.

Done really sloppily on top of a table in my dorm room at 2am.

 

[SamSniped]

I like my women like I like my math problems.

Somewhat large yet easy to finish.