Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[_random_]

I can manage to convince people that I'm much more confident than reality would indicate.

 

[Dumanios]

I like my civ games like I like my job - they take up too much of my time and in the end somebody compares me to Dan Quayle

OK,this one got a laugh out of me,yer up sonny!

 

[warpus]

Whoa, I'm late. Sorry dudes, had a busy weekend

I like my women like I like my Bruce Willis action flick, ...

 

[Lord Baal]

Fantastic when they're young, but getting progressively less interesting and exciting with time.

 

[dwaxe]

I like my women like I like my Bruce Willis action flick: explosions sounding as I watch them.

 

[LAnkou]

less than 2 years old!!!!

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Low on intelligence, high on visuals.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

I declare myself the winner.

I like my woman like I like my bush adminisrashuns*

Spoiler :

I like spelling things wrong

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[Zack]

8 years old.

 

[warpus]

Fantastic when they're young, but getting progressively less interesting and exciting with time.

This wins. You're up!

 

[Bobbtjoe]

This wins. You're up!

No, he's not.

I like my woman like I like my bush adminisrashuns*

Also, how long do I have to pick the winner?

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[Bobbtjoe]

8 years old.

You're up!

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[Lord Baal]

This wins. You're up!

Thanks.

@Bobbtjoe: You're not up, stop being the single biggest spammer I've ever seen in my life.
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I like my women like I like my meals.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Thanks.

@Bobbtjoe: You're not up, stop being the single biggest spammer I've ever seen in my life.

He was way past the time limit to pick an answer, so I came in. And I already picked a winner, so Zack is up.

I like my women like I like my meals.

drenched in gravy.

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[Lord Baal]

He was way past the time limit to pick an answer, so I came in. And I already picked a winner, so Zack is up.



drenched in gravy.

No, Zack isn't. I am.
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[Bobbtjoe]

No, Zack isn't. I am.

Failing to provide reason, eh? And you call me the troll.

I say, let the free market decide!

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[Fr8monkey]

Bobbtjoe, whatever arguement you are in you automaticly lose; so give it up ... so Lord Baal is the winner. Moderator Action: do not respond to the off topic matterModerator Action:

I like my women like I like my meals: Super-sized for an extra 49 cents.
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[Bobbtjoe]

Bobbtjoe, whatever arguement you are in you automaticly lose; so give it up ... so Lord Baal is the winner.

I like my women like I like my meals: Super-sized for an extra 49 cents.

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Spoiler :

Interestingly enough, I have never won any argument on this site, but Zack is still up and should be the one to give the next one.

 

[LAnkou]

I like my women like I like my meals.

Low on fat, hot and spicy

 

[classical_hero]

I like my women like my meals, full of flavour and well preserved.