Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[aronnax]

First win!

Ok, here it is:

Your momma's like a sitcom:

Your momma's like a sitcom, never original, tells lame jokes but is always a crowd pleaser.

 

[LAnkou]

Your momma's like a sitcom: seems fresh and new the first time you saw her, but after a little consumption, you get a bad taste in your mouth

 

[_random_]

Fun enough that you develop a certain loyalty to her, but repetative and formulaic enough that you could go out and find another one and nothing would change in your life, seeing as soon enough you're going to notice a dramatic drop in quality, and soon after that she'll be completely out of work.

 

[warpus]

Your momma's like a sitcom: When somebody comes in, people clap

 

[Zack]

Your momma's like a sitcom: People laugh at her.

 

[Atrebates]

Your Momma's like a sitcom: often involving multiple people in awkward positions

 

[Zack]

Gonna pick a winner?

 

[mechaerik]

Alright, LAnkou wins.

 

[_random_]

I think he was talking to Annorax.

 

[Mise]

Lets not bother with winners or losers, lets just enjoy the lols. Open floor?!?!

 

[dwaxe]

I like my women like I like my high school classes:

 

[_random_]

Incorporating lots of teenage girls into whatever's going on.

 

[Zack]

Easy.

 

[mechaerik]

If im not there, it starts without me.

 

[LAnkou]

without time not passing because i'm too bored to care...

Note: Cool, i won....

 

[dwaxe]

I like my women like I like my high school classes: Incorporating lots of teenage girls into whatever's going on.

RandomNerd, you win.

 

[dwaxe]

I like my women like I like my high school classes: Incorporating lots of teenage girls into whatever's going on.

RandomNerd, you win.

 

[_random_]

Your momma is like a flat Pepsi:

 

[Zack]

Your momma is like a flat Pepsi: flat.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Your momma is like a flat Pepsi: No flavor and not that exciting... makes me want coke.