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Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Veritass, May 5, 2009.

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  1. Fr8monkey

    Fr8monkey Deity

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    I like my assassins like I like my rubber duck: Making little 'squeaky' noises when I squeeze them...

    Damn that sounds wrong.
     
  2. SS-18 ICBM

    SS-18 ICBM Oscillator

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    Don't all people make squeaky noises when they're being strangled?
     
  3. Narz

    Narz keeping it real

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    I like my assassins like I like my rubber ducks : yellow & harmless.
     
  4. dwaxe

    dwaxe is not a fanatic

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    I like my assassins like I like my rubber ducks: Less than five dollars.
     
  5. iamwlrs4

    iamwlrs4 Chieftain

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    Winner. :goodjob:
     
  6. warpus

    warpus In pork I trust

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    I thought that was too obvious too win, but word, thanks.

    I like my pornography like I like my baked goods:
     
  7. iamwlrs4

    iamwlrs4 Chieftain

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    I like my pornography like I like my baked goods: Within reach of my grubby paws.
     
  8. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    I like my pornography like I like my baked goods: sourced locally, and made right in front of me.
     
  9. dutchfire

    dutchfire Deity Retired Moderator

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  10. StarWorms

    StarWorms Deity

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    I like my pornography like I like my baked goods: Large, warm and perfectly rounded home-made baps.
     
  11. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    I like my pornography like I like my baked goods: made by my mom.
     
  12. Fr8monkey

    Fr8monkey Deity

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    I like my pornography like I like my baked goods: Warm dough drizzled with frosting.

    (Ithink I need a vacation... I am disturbing myself.)
     
  13. Joecoolyo

    Joecoolyo 99% Lightspeed

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    I like my pornography like I like my baked goods: When I make it
     
  14. Narz

    Narz keeping it real

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    No, don't leave!! :D Here, let me make you feel slightly less disturbed with yourself...

    I like my pornography like I like my baked goods: made by girl scouts (Seniors please!) who give what's raised to a good cause!

    :ack:

    :nuke: :mwaha::devil::mwaha::devil: :nuke:
     
  15. Snerk

    Snerk Smeghead

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    I like my pornography like I like my baked goods, with creamy fillings.
     
  16. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    I like my porn like I like my baked goods: covered with white stuff.
     
  17. SS-18 ICBM

    SS-18 ICBM Oscillator

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    I like my porn like I like my baked goods: hot cross buns.
     
  18. warpus

    warpus In pork I trust

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    And we have a winner!
     
  19. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    I like my women like a I like my dog:
     
  20. Narz

    Narz keeping it real

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    I like my women like I like my dog : unafraid to lick balls in public! :)
     
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