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Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Veritass, May 5, 2009.

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  1. Snerk

    Snerk Smeghead

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  2. choxorn

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  3. Fr8monkey

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  4. dwaxe

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    Why are almost all of these lines you people give us just begging to be sex jokes?
     
  7. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    Cause sex jokes are funny.
     
  8. SS-18 ICBM

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  11. warpus

    warpus In pork I trust

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  12. Mise

    Mise isle of lucy

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    Don't think of it as Mise winning, think of it as Mise checking out.
     
  15. Narz

    Narz keeping it real

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    Lame! Well if he doesn't step up in the next day or two I'll take over (don't worry, I won't use the dog theme a 3rd time, I don't want this thread to die!).
     
  16. dwaxe

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  18. Dumanios

    Dumanios MLG

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    I like my women like I like my Knifes:Sharp and to the point.
     
  19. Narz

    Narz keeping it real

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    This is about women dude! ;)

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    j/k, good one, me too :D


    I like my women like I like my knifes : chopping my vegetables for me. :D
     
  20. Fr8monkey

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