Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[Snerk]

I like my women like a I like my dog: a real b!tch.

 

[choxorn]

I like my women like I like my dog: always glad to hump my leg.

 

[Fr8monkey]

I like my women like I like my dog: In heat, on all fours and chewing on a bone.

 

[dwaxe]

I like my women like I like my dogs: no bark.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

I like my women like I my dog: bad smelling when wet.

 

[cardgame]

I like my women like I like my dog: naked all the time


Why are almost all of these lines you people give us just begging to be sex jokes?

 

[choxorn]

Cause sex jokes are funny.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Because creativity is for losers.

 

[StarWorms]

I like my women like a I like my dog: with a penis.

 

[iamwlrs4]

I like my women like a I like my dog: neutered.

 

[warpus]

i like my women like I like my dog: on all fours, licking my legs

 

[Mise]

I like my women like I like my dog: lightly marinated and seasoned and served with a side of salad.

 

[Perfection]

Don't think of it as Mise winning, think of it as everyone else losing.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Don't think of it as Mise winning, think of it as Mise checking out.

 

[Narz]

Lame! Well if he doesn't step up in the next day or two I'll take over (don't worry, I won't use the dog theme a 3rd time, I don't want this thread to die!).

 

[dwaxe]

I like my women like I like my knives:

 

[Perfection]

I like my women like I like my knives, making me bleed.

 

[Dumanios]

I like my women like I like my Knifes:Sharp and to the point.

 

[Narz]

I like my women like I like my Knifes:Sharp and to the point.

This is about women dude!

Spoiler :

j/k, good one, me too

I like my women like I like my knifes : chopping my vegetables for me.

 

[Fr8monkey]

I like my women like I like my knives:

Holding the handle and making stabing motions.