Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

I like my women like I like my knives: cutting edge.

 

I like my women like I like my knives: With lots of extra (Swiss) features.

 

sorry fellas, I don't even remember posting that, let alone winning.......

 

I like my women like I like my knives: Wet, greasy, and lying on top of others.

 

I like my women like I like my knives: Piercing my body.

Meh.

 

I like my women like I like my knives: Soaked with blood and laying, discarded, on the floor.

 

I like my women like I like my knives: Swiss, Austrian, and German.

 

I like my women like I like my knives: hurting others I don't like.

 

I like my women like I like my knives: Shoot, I can't think of anything...

 

I like my women like I like my knives: They better stay in the kitchen.

 

Since it's been far more than 24 hours, I declare carmen the winner!

 

How dare you not pay close attention to all your internet obligations?

 

So does carmen give us the new one?

 

Ideally, yes.

 

I like my women like I like my Asians:

 

Short, well mannered & with esoteric bodily powers!

 

I like my women like I like my asians, cause I like all my women asian and all my asians women.

 

tight like a six year old and working hard for whatever you tell them to.

 

I like my women like I like my Asians: not walking stereotypes.

 

Wide eyed and hungry.