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Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Veritass, May 5, 2009.

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  1. Yeekim

    Yeekim Moderator Moderator

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    I like my women like I like my knives: cutting edge.
     
  2. dutchfire

    dutchfire Deity Retired Moderator

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    I like my women like I like my knives: With lots of extra (Swiss) features.
     
  3. Mise

    Mise isle of lucy

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    :blush: sorry fellas, I don't even remember posting that, let alone winning.......
     
  4. StarWorms

    StarWorms Deity

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    I like my women like I like my knives: Wet, greasy, and lying on top of others.
     
  5. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    I like my women like I like my knives: Piercing my body.

    Meh.
     
  6. cardgame

    cardgame Obsessively Opposed to the Typical

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    I like my women like I like my knives: Soaked with blood and laying, discarded, on the floor.
     
  7. carmen510

    carmen510 Deity

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    I like my women like I like my knives: Swiss, Austrian, and German.
     
  8. SS-18 ICBM

    SS-18 ICBM Oscillator

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    I like my women like I like my knives: hurting others I don't like.
     
  9. KaiserElectric

    KaiserElectric Total Freakin Besties

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    I like my women like I like my knives: Shoot, I can't think of anything... :(
     
  10. Kennigit

    Kennigit proud 2 boxer

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    I like my women like I like my knives: They better stay in the kitchen.
     
  11. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    Since it's been far more than 24 hours, I declare carmen the winner! :trophy:

     
  12. Narz

    Narz keeping it real

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    How dare you not pay close attention to all your internet obligations? :mad: ;)
     
  13. Abaddon

    Abaddon Deity

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    So does carmen give us the new one?
     
  14. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    Ideally, yes.
     
  15. carmen510

    carmen510 Deity

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    I like my women like I like my Asians:

    ;)
     
  16. Narz

    Narz keeping it real

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    Short, well mannered & with esoteric bodily powers!
     
  17. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    I like my women like I like my asians, cause I like all my women asian and all my asians women.
     
  18. holy king

    holy king Deity

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    tight like a six year old and working hard for whatever you tell them to.
     
  19. SS-18 ICBM

    SS-18 ICBM Oscillator

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    I like my women like I like my Asians: not walking stereotypes.
     
  20. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    Wide eyed and hungry.
     
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