Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[_random_]

Life is like a box of chocolates: It could use more peanut butter.

 

[choxorn]

Don't forget cowbell.

Perfy, doesn't the round end now?

 

[Yeekim]

I'll go with a second try:
Life is like a box of chocolates: always suitable for a gift!

 

[Yeekim]

In the light of continued absence of authority in this thread, I hereby:
1) form Rescue Committee of the thread;
2) overtake the duties of previous administration;
3) declare myself the winner;
4) present next quote:

"Yo mama is like a thread on a discussion forum..."

 

[Fr8monkey]

Yo mama is like a thread on a discussion forum... Waiting forever for an answer to continue.

 

[Narz]

"Yo mama is like a thread on a discussion forum..."

Lots of people bumping her at first but eventually interest wanes & she's left all alone for the rest of her life.

 

[Zack]

Yo mama is like a thread on a discussion forum... she gets more views than action.

 

[Gooblah]

A lot of action in the beginning, one or two times a year later, but after two years she's useless and trolled.

 

[Buster's Uncle]

Yo mama is like a thread on a discussion forum- except for the top of her head, she's pointless.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Yo mama is like a thread on a discussion forum... she gets more views than action.

We've got a winner.

 

[dutchfire]

Your mama is like a thread on a discussion forum, she's been necromanced one too many times.

 

[_random_]

Your mom is like a thread on a discussion forum: There are so many people using her at once, it gets confusing.

 

[Zack]

Yo mama is like a thread on a discussion forum... people get turned away by her size.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Yo mama is like a thread in a discussion forum: people come inside to release their pent-up frustration.

 

[choxorn]

Yo momma is... oh, nevermind, I can't top any of you guys.

 

[Narz]

Yo mama is like a thread in a discussion forum: people come inside to release their pent-up frustration.

If my doesn't win this one definitely should!

 

[Zack]

In the light of continued absence of authority in this thread, I hereby:
1) form Rescue Committee of the thread;
2) overtake the duties of previous administration;
3) declare myself the winner;
4) present next quote:

Pick a winner already!

"Yo mama is like a thread on a discussion forum..."

People get inside her for free.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Bump .

 

[carmen510]

Yo mama is like a thread in a discussion forum: /b/

 

[KaiserElectric]

Your mama is like a thread on a discussion forum: Easy to find, easy to abuse till the mods lock her up.