Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

SS-18 ICBM · Jun 17, 2009

Yo' Momma is like the King James Bible: for the use of the masses.

choxorn · Jun 17, 2009

Yo momma's like the King James Bible. What the hell is the King James Bible?

iamwlrs4 · Jun 17, 2009

Yo' Momma is like the King James Bible: She has many followers, but a staggering number have moved on to more modern versions.

warpus · Jun 18, 2009

Yo Momma is like the King James Bible: incoherent, boring, and way too fat.

Firestorm94 · Jun 18, 2009

Yo' Momma is like the King James Bible: Now on DVD for $19.99.

Dumanios · Jun 18, 2009

Yo' Momma is like the King James Bible: Fat,but has followers.

Fr8monkey · Jun 18, 2009

Yo' Momma is like the King James Bible: 2000 years old and constantly being thumped by believers.

SS-18 ICBM · Jun 18, 2009

Fr8monkey · Jun 18, 2009

Whatever...

carmen510 · Jun 18, 2009

Yo Momma is like the King James Bible: Laid out in every church and hotel for all to see.

Narz · Jun 18, 2009

Your mom's like the KJ Bible, full of shady characters

Yeekim · Jun 18, 2009

Your mother is like a King James Bible: brought to maturity and fruition by 47 clergymen.

Veritass · Jun 19, 2009

I declare SS-18 the winner with "Yo' Momma is like the King James Bible: for the use of the masses."

Take it away.

SS-18 ICBM · Jun 19, 2009

"I like my women like I like my United Nations Security Council resolutions:"

Dumanios · Jun 19, 2009

I like my women like I like my United Nations Security Council Reoslutions:Beating up weak and little people.

iamwlrs4 · Jun 19, 2009

I like my women like I like my United Nations Security Council resolutions: Big and intimidating.

Flying Pig · Jun 19, 2009

I like my women like (etc): Far away across the sea.

choxorn · Jun 19, 2009

I like my women like I like my United Nations Security Council resolutions: I get more of them the more I act like an @$$hole.

carmen510 · Jun 19, 2009

I like my women like I like my United Nations Security Council Resolutions: Wide reaching and thinking like the 60s.

SS-18 ICBM · Jun 19, 2009

What do you mean by "like the 60s"? It would be unfair for me to judge your joke without understanding it?