Completely Dumb Ideas

[GreekAnalyzer]

New Civ: Avengers
UP: The Power of the Cinema: +2 Gold and -25 Production for each Theater.
UU: TANK MISSLE! +1000% vs. armor, 500 strength. -1000% vs. Loki (Viking GG)
UB: Cinema: +2 Happy

 

[mrrandomplayer]

New Cheat Units:

Lazer Bear:
Produced by typing "O CANADA" in chat.
Replaces Main Battle Tank
120 Str, 60 Movement, regenerates to full health every turn.
+1000% vs. Matter, -99% vs. AntiMatter

Flying Purple Hippo:
Produced by typing "WUV WOO" in chat.
Replaces Helicopter
40 Str, 20 Movement, can fly over all terrain.

Forkboy:
Produced by typing "TINES OF POWER" in chat.
Replaces Spearman
4 Str, 1 Movement, automatically destroys all mounted units in combat.

Bella (or Loki, my dog):
Produced by typing "BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK" in chat.
Replaces Horse Archer
100 Str, 70 Movement, regenerates very quickly.
+100% vs. Furniture, -99% vs. Shock Collar

Tell me if you get the AOM references.

 

[GreekAnalyzer]

Lol dat last one.

 

[Royal Tenenbaum]

AGE OF MYTHOLOGY =O. You know that was one of the first games I ever made a map for? I think I made a map called Simcity Irk? Something like that.

EDIT: Found it. Six years old.
http://aom.heavengames.com/downloads/showfile.php?fileid=6892

 

[yurisusuki]

Add Leoreth Cyber civilization

Leoreth Cyber Civilization

UU:Cyborg-modder
30
2
300
Can mod all enemy units before Kill them

UB:El Diablo
300
When you don't have a ideia for a UB You say EL DIABLO

UP:The Power of dawn of civilization
You can hypnotize all civilizations with your mod

UHV1:Kill All Humans
UHV2:Kill All humans
UHV3:Kill All Humans

Leader:OMG I don't have any ideia for a leader of this civ..God Why?

 

[Daedwartin]

New Cheat Units:

Lazer Bear:
Produced by typing "O CANADA" in chat.
Replaces Main Battle Tank
120 Str, 60 Movement, regenerates to full health every turn.
+1000% vs. Matter, -99% vs. AntiMatter

Flying Purple Hippo:
Produced by typing "WUV WOO" in chat.
Replaces Helicopter
40 Str, 20 Movement, can fly over all terrain.

Forkboy:
Produced by typing "TINES OF POWER" in chat.
Replaces Spearman
4 Str, 1 Movement, automatically destroys all mounted units in combat.

Bella (or Loki, my dog):
Produced by typing "BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK" in chat.
Replaces Horse Archer
100 Str, 70 Movement, regenerates very quickly.
+100% vs. Furniture, -99% vs. Shock Collar

Tell me if you get the AOM references.

BAWK BAWK BOOM.


and repeat a few times. The power of the greek/norse/eygptian/atlantian gods!.

 

[merijn_v1]

I love the exploding chickens.

PANDORA'S BOX:
Replaces your UP with a random other UP.

 

[Sanguivorant]

Priest

Requires Pagan temple and Pantheon to build.
no and 2 .
-Starts with medic promotion

-Does Wololo: can target an adjacent tile and have a 20% change of converting an enemy unit to your side.

 

[Daedwartin]

Priest

Requires Pagan temple and Pantheon to build.
no and 2 .
-Starts with medic promotion

-Does Wololo: can target an adjacent tile and have a 20% change of converting an enemy unit to your side.

sorry, we have researched Heresy. we would rather die than join you!

 

[yurisusuki]

Priest

Requires Pagan temple and Pantheon to build.
no and 2 .
-Starts with medic promotion

-Does Wololo: can target an adjacent tile and have a 20% change of converting an enemy unit to your side.

Spoiler :

 

[yurisusuki]

New Brazilian diplo music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f40aulY2oTU

 

[baseballpie]

American UP: The Power of Chris Christie: Gives 1/4 across all bridges.

 

[mrrandomplayer]

American UP: The Power of Chris Christie: Gives 1/4 across all bridges.

And +5 unhealthiness for his obesity and +5 unhappiness for his horrible governorsmanship.

 

[Red Boxer]

American UP: The Power of Chris Christie: Gives 1/4 across all bridges.

The hurricane event now causes no damage and starts a short golden age

 

[Hojsimpson]

New civ: Anarchists
UU: Anarchist 30 strenght. +300%attack against collapsing cities 200% attack against unstable cities, 100% shaky, 0% stable, -50% solid, -99% very solid. Can join a enemy city (+1000 EP points). Can make espionage missions. New espionage mission: -5 stability to enemy target.

Anarchists UP: The power of utopia: Your cities are always in anarchy. You start with just your unique unit. New units join your army when you conquer a city. Cities that collapse near you join your "empire". You're always at war with every civ.

UHV: Turn whole world into anarchy

 

[Sanguivorant]

Sounds like fun. Leoreth, I can haz anarkist pleez?

 

[Hojsimpson]

Really?
New idea: Unique Ideological Victory.

 

[Daedwartin]

Really?
New ideaold idea suggested several times before: Unique Ideological Victory.

FTFY
As it has been done to death.

 

[Manuss]

Add martians! They spawn in 1898 in england.
UU: Martian tripod
UB: Cylindric capsule spaceport.
UP: Power of technology: They have a unique technology tree and they start in the future era.

 

[GreekAnalyzer]

But they don't start with medicine, and are exterminated if plague enters their cities.