Completely Dumb Ideas

[baseballpie]

War of the Worlds reference

 

[Tratatushki]

A couple of stupid , but maybe not very ideas.

1) Poland . Really weak. UP does not match the history. No toleration Poles did not differ , and therefore should change their UP at old Turkish or something more useful. Change UHV :
- 1,2 – have no changes, third - control Kiev and Moscow to 1650, instead of building cathedrals.
Make it mandatory basis AI Plock ( rename to Warszawa ) , instead of useless Lviv, or cities that flip to Prussia. Add cows on the north cell of Warszawa. Make more aggressive AI in relation to Russia . Add a small bonus to attack infantry units by Winged Hussars ( +10-15 %).
2) Turkey . In my opinion is poorly located city - Konya ( has no outlet to the sea) . Maybe should change the Konya to Sinop in 600 AD scenario?
3) Add the hills in the Caucasus , and a single source of wine and iron.
4) I would like to see some special units for some Civic ( Levi Army - Levi , for example) . In my opinion it should be something like this:
- Theocracy \ fanaticism : fanatic (cheap unit , reduced power, starts with one free promotion , can only be built in the city with a state religion , and corresponds to the main-draft infantry unit, i.e. heavy swordsman => musketeer => riflemen etc.) .
- Totalitarianism : While I have no idea about this unit. But I think it should fit the Waffen-SS or N.K.V.D. with unique bonus (some ideas?)
- Environmentalism: green extremist As a fanatic of military unit will be weaker , but not cheaper. Starts with the Woodman and guerrilla - 2 . Has the ability - to plant forest: replaces pillage, destroy all improvement, get twice money. Mb +ignore border's?

Sry 4 bad English

 

[Sanguivorant]

The fanatic idea is pretty good in my opinion.

 

[Daedwartin]

A couple of stupid , but maybe not very ideas.


2) Turkey . In my opinion is poorly located city - Konya ( has no outlet to the sea) . Maybe should change the Konya to Sinop in 600 AD scenario?

When you first spawn, you represent the Sultanate of Rum. Notce how the map shows that it started around Konya, and didn't conquer Sinop til later. which was never their capital anyways. Instead, they had Snya as their capital. eventually their capital was moved to Iconium, which was the other direction. it therefor has no basis to move it to Sinop.

- Totalitarianism : While I have no idea about this unit. But I think it should fit the Waffen-SS or N.K.V.D. with unique bonus (some ideas?)

NO. like the holocaust, this is something you dont do.

- Environmentalism: green extremist As a fanatic of military unit will be weaker , but not cheaper. Starts with the Woodman and guerrilla - 2 . Has the ability - to plant forest: replaces pillage, destroy all improvement, get twice money. Mb +ignore border's?

EVEN MORE NOPE.

 

[strijder20]

- Environmentalism: green extremist As a fanatic of military unit will be weaker , but not cheaper. Starts with the Woodman and guerrilla - 2 . Has the ability - to plant forest: replaces pillage, destroy all improvement, get twice money. Mb +ignore border's?

Ok, that's one of the funniest ideas in the entire thread.

 

[Hojsimpson]

New culture Victory
The culture needed to win scales with the current era.
You need less Culture to win in earlier eras.
This way you don't need to wait till the modern era to win a culture victory.

 

[NKN]

New culture Victory
The culture needed to win scales with the current era.
You need less Culture to win in earlier eras.
This way you don't need to wait till the modern era to win a culture victory.

This is one of the best ideas I've seen in a while (in any thread). However, I'd rather it depend on the year, not the era. And the number of cities should be one per four living civilizations. And great artists shouldn't count for this. And I'm probably dreaming.

 

[awesome]

goldmember from austin powers as a leader for netherlands. whenever he declares war, he tells you that he's going to "paint your yoo-hoo gold"

 

[Tomorrow's Dawn]

I rarely post in this thread, but I would like to motion that Kiev be Historical for the Chinese stability map.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...7/China-to-rent-five-per-cent-of-Ukraine.html

 

[strijder20]

I rarely post in this thread, but I would like to motion that Kiev be Historical for the Chinese stability map.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...7/China-to-rent-five-per-cent-of-Ukraine.html

Well, that was a pretty poor investment on hindsight.

 

[Tomorrow's Dawn]

Another completely serious and deep gameplay mechanic to suggest:

1) The addition of a pig near the Vancouver plot.
2) Scripted war on 1860 between the Americans and the English.

http://www.outwestnewspaper.com/pigwars.html

 

[Royal Tenenbaum]

"It is up to you to keep your potatoes out of my pig"

Such is life.

 

[Leoreth]

Oh, I remember that from the Cracked article about the 5 stupidest reasons to go to war. By the way, Britain was involved in 4 of them.

 

[Royal Tenenbaum]

England England England... should have listened to Bertrand Russell

 

[yurisusuki]

Not a dumb idea

Add her

Like...i'dont know just..add her

 

[Tomorrow's Dawn]

New Brazilian UP:
Surra de Bunda
Great Artists can nuke enemy lands/your own land.

 

[Sanguivorant]

New Brazilian UP:
Surra de Bunda
Great Artists can nuke enemy lands/your own land.

LOL. Bundas. Bundas everywhere.

Add Mulher Melancia as a Great Artist for the Brazilians.

 

[BarbarianX]

I have a better idea:

BRAZIL:

UU - BR Zuero - Replaces Grenadier, 5 strength, can rob other units (+10 gold if sucessfull), double booty from pillage, enemy units facing it automatically become slaves.

UB - Baile Funk - +100% BR Zuero production, +50% gold, +100% "culture" output, replaces Theatre.

UP - The Power of Zuera - Conquered cities' culture converted to brazilian automatically, x10 Golden Age lenght, and, HUE HUE HUE BR BR BR

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Make a new tech that only enables one world wonder and nothing else and doesn't lead to anything.

EDIT: Wait, that's just what Literature does in vanilla RFC!

 

[Manuss]

Add a unit that can only walk.