aimeeandbeatles
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I will opt that in.
Cow me
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this fixation on cows is ridiculous Lone Wolf has two bears like any proper Orthodox Russian nationalist 
ParkCungHee
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aimeeandbeatles had two cows, but she traded them in for a single Tom Petty themed cow.
Opt in.
Opt in.
Traitorfish
The Tighnahulish Kid
Karalysia has two bovine people, because they reject the patriarchal imposition of gendered labels.
ParkCungHee has two cows. One has his missing "h" and is therefore chow. The other is the subject of a 39-page thread on the history of the cow, complete with random "what if?" posts from various History forum lurkers and two mini-flame wars from posters on opposing sides of the Spanish Civil War.
Eh, that's the best I got after a long Friday night....(swing and a whiff)
In for the win.
Eh, that's the best I got after a long Friday night....(swing and a whiff)
In for the win.
Aimee's cows, Tom and Petty,
To go out to pasture, they are ready,
But she keeps them close to her berth,
And milks them now for all they're worth.
To go out to pasture, they are ready,
But she keeps them close to her berth,
And milks them now for all they're worth.
They're* hehe
Moderator Action: Actually, both words work and make sense.
^oh, that's true.
Traitorfish had two cows, but he started talking philosophically to them and forgot to feed them, so they died.
Moderator Action: Actually, both words work and make sense.
^oh, that's true.
Traitorfish had two cows, but he started talking philosophically to them and forgot to feed them, so they died.
VRWCAgent has two cows, metaphorically speaking.
He tells me they don't talk.
I asked if he knew what was a metaphor.
He said a meadow is fer his two cows.
I said, a cow herd.
He said, You calling me a coward?
I said, No, herd of cows.
He said, Of course I've heard of cows, I got two of 'em.
No bull. I think I put him in a bad mood. It would be utterly sad if I don't stear him away from a high-stakes confrontation.
I have milked this post enough.
He tells me they don't talk.
I asked if he knew what was a metaphor.
He said a meadow is fer his two cows.
I said, a cow herd.
He said, You calling me a coward?
I said, No, herd of cows.
He said, Of course I've heard of cows, I got two of 'em.
No bull. I think I put him in a bad mood. It would be utterly sad if I don't stear him away from a high-stakes confrontation.
I have milked this post enough.
Skwink Caesar has two cows while I have Kathy Ireland.
Skwink
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Skwink's two cows look at pictures in a magazine of Kathy Ireland.
Downtown has two cows and Ohio State is afraid to schedule either to a non-conference game.
holy king
Deity
Jolly had two cows untill he talked them into not existing.
i'm in.
i'm in.
Holy King had two cows packed in his bunker with his Vienna sausage.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Traitorfish respects the autonomy of the two bovine peers that happen to inhabit his farmland.
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
You have two cows.
One cow has 5 spots, the other cow has 4 spots.
The difference between the spots is half the number of cows.
Half a cow is better than none.
At the slaughterhouse, a number of cows are halved.
The difference between a cow and a calf, in years, is the same as the difference between the number of spots on the cows.
Half a calf is better than none.
Halving a calf makes PETA very angry.
At a halfway house, half of the alcoholics become halfway sober.
The haves have more than the have-nots, by much more than half.
Half a calf, on a graph, is shown through math to be shorter than a giraffe.
Joe Biden is prone to gaffe, but he's not the Chief of Staff.
You have two political parties.
One is an Elephant, the other is a Donkey.
An Elephant weighs more than a cow. A donkey weighs less than a cow.
There was also a bull moose, but it died.
Two cows are worth more than an elephant and a donkey.
In 2012, you will nominate two cows, a donkey, and an elephant.
Half of the nominees will go on to become Executives.
Half of those will take Joe Biden's job.
Barack Obama could injure his calf while playing basketball.
If Air Force One is attacked, it can use chaff.
There is no room for riff-raff on Air Force one.
You have two cows. Half of the cows are calfs. The cow is halved by a half-sober chief of staff, grumbling about Biden's gaffes, which affect his poll numbers as seen on a graph, which causes the riff-raff to laugh as the calf is shaken and the plane is attacked by fighters so it must use chaff, which causes Obama to sprain his calf while giving a speech on behalf of the American People in which he tells Perfection that he has two cows.
One cow has 5 spots, the other cow has 4 spots.
The difference between the spots is half the number of cows.
Half a cow is better than none.
At the slaughterhouse, a number of cows are halved.
The difference between a cow and a calf, in years, is the same as the difference between the number of spots on the cows.
Half a calf is better than none.
Halving a calf makes PETA very angry.
At a halfway house, half of the alcoholics become halfway sober.
The haves have more than the have-nots, by much more than half.
Half a calf, on a graph, is shown through math to be shorter than a giraffe.
Joe Biden is prone to gaffe, but he's not the Chief of Staff.
You have two political parties.
One is an Elephant, the other is a Donkey.
An Elephant weighs more than a cow. A donkey weighs less than a cow.
There was also a bull moose, but it died.
Two cows are worth more than an elephant and a donkey.
In 2012, you will nominate two cows, a donkey, and an elephant.
Half of the nominees will go on to become Executives.
Half of those will take Joe Biden's job.
Barack Obama could injure his calf while playing basketball.
If Air Force One is attacked, it can use chaff.
There is no room for riff-raff on Air Force one.
You have two cows. Half of the cows are calfs. The cow is halved by a half-sober chief of staff, grumbling about Biden's gaffes, which affect his poll numbers as seen on a graph, which causes the riff-raff to laugh as the calf is shaken and the plane is attacked by fighters so it must use chaff, which causes Obama to sprain his calf while giving a speech on behalf of the American People in which he tells Perfection that he has two cows.
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