~ I smoke cigarettes, about 5-10 a day, but I'm due to give up in about a year's time when I hit my 30th birthday. Specifically, I smoke roll-ups, from rolling tobacco (Golden Virginia). I have a dislike for the taste, smell and contents of ready made 'straights'. And it really pisses me off when: (a) Smokers of ready-mades, upon seeing me rolling up, say "would you like a proper cigarette?" I think and often say: "Yes, I would. That's why I'm smoking tobacco, not some filthy chemical and wood chip infested, fiber glass tipped piece of crap!" (b) Lazy, unhealthy, preachy wankers tell me I shouldn't smoke. I live a healthy lifestyle, taking regular hard exercise, eating a good balanced home cooked diet, apply the rule of moderation and so on. Life would be dull if I didn't allow myself some simple, small scale, self destructive pleasures amidst all that.
~ I smoke a cigar perhaps once a year at a party.
~ I also smoke ganja, less and less these days, but I find it a nice recreational alternative to getting drunk and unruly. Skunk, weed, bush, bud, hash, pollen, squidgy, you name it, I'll be lickin' it up. But it's really falling out of the picture more and more these days.
~ In the past I've also smoked: Opium, which was disappointingly dreary. Hookahs, which I found nice but not a patch on a ciggie or a joint. Pure MDMA powder in a joint, which was a waste to be frank. Please some other funky stuff back in the day.
~ Never touched crack and never will.