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When consuming a delicious hamburger, do you ever turn it over, bun and all, either to rest it on a plate or to eat it (or both)? Why or why not?
I cut it in half and then eat it with knife and fork.
Only wimpy hamburgers are compact enough to put into your mouth with your bare hands.
It is consumption of hamburgers with a knife and fork which is wimpy. Cutting them in half is fine, but eating them with a knife and fork is sacrilege against the American Way, unless the hamburger has disintegrated thoroughly. Even then, fingers are better.I cut it in half and then eat it with knife and fork.
Only wimpy hamburgers are compact enough to put into your mouth with your bare hands.
Zelig is Canadian, and therefore not obliged to be concerned with American notions of patriotism.I rarely if ever intentionally invert a hamburger. As long as it can stay minimally intact right-side up, it stays that way.
It is consumption of hamburgers with a knife and fork which is wimpy. Cutting them in half is fine, but eating them with a knife and fork is sacrilege against the American Way, unless the hamburger has disintegrated thoroughly. Even then, fingers are better.
A true patriot is someone who takes their giant juicy hamburger and consumes it no matter the structual integrity. Grease and excess condiments may drip down onto the plate, your lap, or your hands and arms, but this is just a price we pay for freedom.