You just caved to the right-wing, buddy. Like all leftists these days.
I find this amusing considering that my top three most important political issues are:
#1: Improve public education and free/cheap higher education
#2: Favor strict regulations to protect the environment.
#3: Favor strict campaign finance reform to remove money from the process.
And those less important to me:
I favor generous immigration reform and structured amnesty.
I favor tougher gun laws, licensing, and waiting periods.
I favor decriminalization of drugs and treatment as a health issue.
I am a staunch opponent of the corrections system as a it is.
I favor the right of a woman to choose in the first trimester or two.
I favor breaking up the "too big to fail" institutions.
I favor some form of nationalized health care, though with reservations.
In fact, the only clearly conservative positions that I currently take are:
Opposition to gay marriage (Yes, I have returned to the dark side)
Interventionist/Nationalist foreign policy and preserving US status as a superpower
Opposition to unions and many related labor laws over-regulating the economy
Opposition to many direct forms of welfare and so-called social services
EDIT: I also do not favor democracy as it were. I'd rather voting be difficult for people and that some basic level of intelligence be required to vote. Thus, I highly favor the Electoral College, returning the vote for Senators to state legislatures, and other reductions in voting/popular choice.
And to boot, I can't remember the last time I voted Republican beyond the local level.