FemIOT: X vs Y

but Clarkson > Jean


I was totally pumped for this when it was first announced, but reading through the thread I get the feeling I need to know the gibbering madness that is Tumblr SJWs to get most of these countries. Can I still, realistically, play? :p

CIV'ED'S QUICK EXPLANATION
NC is tumblr, i.e. extremist feminism
Martinluther is fedoras and reddit
Ailed is the SUDS
Polyblank wants to achieve equality by killing all females
Sone is a redpiller
I am montage parodies, i.e. my entire nation has the mindset of a 13-year-old.
Christos is your average China
 
CIV'ED'S QUICK EXPLANATION
NC is tumblr, i.e. extremist feminism
Martinluther is fedoras and reddit
Ailed is the SUDS
Polyblank wants to achieve equality by killing all females
Sone is a redpiller
I am montage parodies, i.e. my entire nation has the mindset of a 13-year-old.

You forgot Christos. :mischief:
 

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Республика Волга
Volgan Republic


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Motto: The Mother Stands Strong
Anthem: "Sisters of the River"

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Capital city: Volgograd
Premier: Stasya Avdotina
Prime Minister: Radinka Alyonova
Government: Officially a presidential republic, lingering wartime emergency measures and widespread corruption make it a de facto dictatorship. Multi-party elections still take place, but a combination of state-controlled and cronyist private media mean that opposing views are rarely portrayed in accurate or sufficient light, and in extreme instances the military has cracked down on organizations "posing an imminent danger to Feminism and the State".
Religious denominations: 60% Reformedread: Feminized Orthodox, 22% Marian Catholic, 13% Ebadist Muslim, 5% other
Currency: Ruble
 
Friendly reminder that we will strip the flesh from your living bodies and enjoy the screams as we use it as part of our vegan salads. (◕‿◕✿)

You shall be stomped under le hooves of le Lily Dreamer. We shall le downgoat you into le oblivion. You shall rue le day you put us in those zoos. I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
 
Thorvy poked me to see this thread

Spoiler :
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Prepare for Titaness Fall!
 
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Teutonic Order

Order of Sisters of the German House of Saint Mary


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Capital: Marienburg
Hochmeister: Margaretha Seidel
Government: While a blessed order of knights in the eyes of our Lady of Sorrows, the new Teutonic Order is in practice an everyday military junta with a messiah complex. Elections are not held in the Order, and nearly all government positions are doled out to the members of the military. Most of the Teutonic culture revolves around glorification of the military and the divine destiny of the Teutonic Order; to purge the world of male sin, and in turn "liberate" men from their sins.
Currency: Mark
 
20XX

Chapter Zero: Afraid of the Dark

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The me that used to be here
Has gone away but I can't say where
I fear I may have killed him
I'm so scared

-Anonymous graffiti in a ruined Texan city, found near a pile of dead women

It has been a long, painful ten years since the Great Divorce. Across the world, the silence of the countryside, ravaged by the nuclear winter brought upon the great meteor shower, is finally becoming alive as the hordes start beating the drums of war. Very soon, the great fires that wiped out cities will burn once again, and it threatens humanity's very survival.

North America was the sight of the worst bombardment of meteors in the entire world. New York City, Toronto, Washington, Atlanta, Dallas, Mexico City, Los Angeles, and Vancouver are just a few former centers of urban living that were completely wiped off the face of the earth. The great fires that burned from the Appalachians, across the Great Plains ,and all the way to Pudget Sound, spared few, and numerous reservoirs were contaminated with nuclear residue of destroyed power plants and from radioactive material from the meteors themselves.

Of all the areas in North America, the West Coast was spared the most. While numerous cities became nothing but ruins, enough civilization survived that the people could live a comfortable life. In fact, there was even limited contact with satellites, bringing limited contact with the internet. Although these communications were very brief before they permanently went down, one site the incresingly powerful women of the West Coast focused on was Tumblr. Predominantly already used by women, it served as a unifying factor of the surviving females, a shared heritage that they could base their society one. Eventually, the females would base their national identity on this website (did we mention the reservoirs were contaminated?), with their leader renaming herself to her tumblr username, ****-yeah-superwholock.

However, somehow the men also got the internet, with a few smuggled laptops within their pens in the breeding centers. However, whereas the women had tumblr, the enslaved men brought their attention to reddit. Drinking from the same contaminated resevoirs the Tumblrs were, the oppressed men of the west coast started to base their identity on Reddit. Ten years ago, a small debate over a Tumblrite and her manslave over which site was superior led to the North American Great Divorce. En masse, the men threw off their chains and left the west coast towards the Great Plains for freedom.

However, in the charred planes of Nebraska, there was a division that threatened to splinter the new "Reddit Army" in two. A substantially sized minority of the Reddit Army started to ritually consume red pills before battles or raids. The Red Pillers, as they were called, felt these red pills symbolized their eternal struggle against females, and would lead them into victory. The orthodox, led by Lily Dreamer, dissaproved, stating that they were only going to get a drug addiction to unknown pills that they can't even reliably make. When Dreamer made strides to force the practice to end, the Red Pillers decided to split off from the Reddit army, and go further east to mark their own territory.

In Texas, a different tribe of men, independent of any action in the West Coast, started to make their presence known to the Reddit Army and Tumblr. Calling themselves the Fringe Socialists, they represent free men who have turned to communist state in order to meet their survival needs. While the feminist state in which they came from had perished after their violent Great Divorce, the Fringe Socialists have heard vague rumors of a land of women on the west coast, far stronger than any other. They have henceforth declared a vendetta against this mysterious nation, and plan to tear it down for the mistreatment that their ancestors and themselves had in captivity.

Meanwhile, across the Atlantic, a great horde of men has arrived in the island of Great Britain. Calling themselves the Manpire, they sailed from the "sunken" Isle of Man, overthrowing the female state that was present there. Mooring their damaged, no longer seaworthy boats in Northern England, the Manpire already has a fearsome reputation of containing the world's greatest marksmen to ever live. These "noscopers", as they call themselves for their disdain of telographic sights on their rifles, ritually smoke cannabis during battle, which seems to be the only thing that prevents them from subsuming into a childish rage.

On the mainland itself, Europe is dominated by a collection of feminist states. On the coast of the Baltic Sea lies the Teutonic Order. Their newly formed Marienburg is now filled with women in suits of armor, who are armed with both sword and rifle. Declaring that they have a direct link of the Teutonic Order of old, the formerly male-only religious order has mysteriously swapped genders, and is filled exclusively with women. However, the orderswomen are united in faith, a faith of female superiority and the inevitable destruction of males. Hochmeister Margaretha Seidel has not let up; she has declared a need for a crusade against the heathen men that blight the Earth. Only through death or forced servitude are males cleansed.

Down south, in Northern Italy, a mysterious organization known as the Order of Nosdracha has repopulated the ruins of Venice, which admittingly is mostly intact. The Order, which claims to have existed since the late 19th century, runs the surrounding region as if it was an actual nation. Nosdracha used to be spared from the gender conflict that plagued the rest of the world. However, ambitious female warlords overpowered the original incarnation of Nosdracha, and with the support of backstabbing female board members, successfully reformed itself into a feminist corporation. The warlords have since been largely subdued into the hierarchy of Nosdracha itself, and Nosdracha has settled into a newfound hegemony of the region. Interestingly, the Order never had a Great Divorce; most of the men were massacred by the warlords sacking Venice, far before they were ever able to escape.

Perhaps the closest organization resembling a pre-meteor nation is the Volgan Republic, situation in Southern Russia. Much like Nosdracha, it too is centered upon a resettling of a ruined city, this time Volvograd. The Volgan Republic is nominally a democracy, but measures enacted by Premier Stasya Avdotina means that "fair elections" is regarded with the same incredulity as "duo-gendered nation". Elections still occur, but state-mandated propaganda and increasing use of military force to stamp out dissent has made it virtually impossible for new blood to challenge the entrenched elite. Many Russian women adore the stability and order the Republic brings, but there is also a increasing movement for liberalization of the government, one which may prove impossible to ignore.

Finally, in China, as a result of the People' Republic of China's one child policy, the Middle Kingdom was one of the few nations in which men still outnumbered females after the meteors fell. In this regard, there was never an enslavement of Chinese males in the same regards the other hordes formerly suffered through. Instead, it was in fact the men who kept the females locked up in breeding pens originally. However, China was one of the places hit the hardest with meteors; even rubble was hard to find as the once plentiful fields and forests turned to soot. The land was simply too destroyed for sedentary lifestyle, and instead the Chinese decided to live out a nomadic lifestyle. During this transition, most of their women escaped in their own Great Divorce; most of them deciding to take a journey to the west for a better future. No one knows what happened to them.

Thusly, the darkness of newfound gender conflict blankets the Earth. Both men and women alike across the world are readying their weapons, itching to finally prove that the sex they were born into is the superior one. What these poor fools did not know at the time was they shouldn't have been so welcoming to the prospect of this upcoming vedentta. That maybe they should had been Afraid of the Dark, rather than welcomining.

What do I know?

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No stats because the game is starting just now and everyone should know what they have if they read the rules.

Thor had a few lore questions that I will address right now. Nobody alive remembers the time before the meteors striked. Therefore, no one actually remembers the Earth that once was, that was peaceful and united and not burned into cinders. Also, thanks to a lot of fighting, disease, and general hellish landscape, mortality in this new world is high. Living into your 50s is an accomplishment in this Earth. Since the Great Divorce only happened ten years ago, many people do remember the time of enslavement.

I'm going to call soft lock on update one on Monday Wendsday of next week. Have fun until then, and feel free to shoot me any questions. Anyone who wishes to join can still do so.
 
The Communist International
Arise ye men from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of breeding

The great Commissioner Sam Webb has issued a degree to reinstitue the Communist International, also known as the Fourth International. However, unlike the previous international ,which was instituted by the Great Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, that called only for communists to unite against the forces of capitalism, this great International as per the words of great Sam Webb, works to achieve "by all available means, including armed force, for the overthrow of the international female tyranny and for the creation of an international male horde as a transition stage to the complete abolition of the State". May Karl Marx hold the torch to a brighter future!
 
Right m8s, we're going to 1v1 the skrubladies of London. Take any vehicles you can find, so we can use them when we get our killstreak.
Spoiler :
Follow the dots so that I end up in the dark brown province.
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(if there's something wrong with this (i.e. not serious enough), just say so)
 
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Spoiler Частной встречи между министром науки Вэроникая и председатель Зоева, относительно проект 'Г' :
Seven years earlier...


VERONIKAYA: Good afternoon, Madam Premier...

ZOYEVA: Minister.

VERONIKAYA: Have you met Dr. Afanasiieva?

ZOYEVA: I have heard your name in the science circuit but I do not believe I have had the pleasure prior to now.

AFANASIIEVA: Madam Premier is too kind.

ZOYEVA: Please, seat yourselves.

VERONIKAYA: I'm sorry, Minister, why are you here?

ANZHELINOVA: Premier's request. I figured I can get a head-start on spinning this for the public.

VERONIKAYA: You have also read the memo?

ANZHELINOVA: Not in detail, only the surface facts. Learning the rest is why I'm here.

VERONIKAYA: It's just this meeting may touch upon policy that is sensitive to national security. Need-to-know basis, that sort of thing.

ZOYEVA: I thought this was about conceptual theory, not applied science projects?

VERONIKAYA: That is the contents of the memo, yes. The reason I asked for this meeting is to elaborate in detail the... practical, and immediate implications of what the Ministry is proposing.

ANZHELINOVA: My presence makes you uncomfortable?

VERONIKAYA: The public may not be ready to handle the... philosophical elements of the plan and it is, of course, only a plan right now. We don't want to stoke public debate over spectres.

ZOYEVA: I trust my ministers to abide by prudent judgment. If I decide it is too sensitive, the Ministry of Public Information will be instructed accordingly.

VERONIKAYA: As you wish, Madam Premier. You have read the memo?

ZOYEVA: Yes.

VERONIKAYA: I have outlined the basic scope of the project. It is the Ministry's hope that within twenty years we will have no further need of the breeding camps. They are inefficient, not to mention a permanent thorn of dependency in the heel of the Feminist cause.

AFANASIIEVA: What's more, the practice itself is simply atrocious and makes a mockery of our own state's ideals.

VERONIKAYA: Er, yes. The camps are a liability from a scientific perspective, and from a political perspective.

ZOYEVA: That much I read. What do you have to add?

VERONIKAYA: The biggest impediment facing any attempt to close the camps is the question of what will replace them. Life, as any biologist will tell you, is a cycle, a system, that when functioning normally runs on a permanent loop. Remove the man, you take a chunk out of that loop and the system bleeds out. Technology can take us so far, but at the end of the day the dilemma remains that all currently feasible strategies still require a man to provide the genetic material. The academic euphemism for achieving a system that can sustain itself without requiring the man is "closing the loop". It is the Ministry's opinion that such a system can only be achieved through radical experimentation in biogenetics, the details of which are outlined in this dossier.

-pause-

ZOYEVA: Is this a joke?

VERONIKAYA: No, Madam Premier.

ZOYEVA: It reads like a joke.

ANZHELINOVA: What's a joke?

ZOYEVA: Not now.

VERONIKAYA: Madam Premier, I assure you, this is entirely serious and entirely plausible.

ZOYEVA: It reads like science fantasy dreamed up by some deprived fifteen-year-old.

VERONIKAYA: The Ministry did not draft this proposal on a Friday night, Madam Premier. We conducted extensive consultations to ascertain both its economic feasibility and scientific value. It may not be possible yet, but granted the requisite funding the Ministry should—

ZOYEVA: But it is still a theory, at this point.

VERONIKAYA: Yes.

ZOYEVA: So explain to me why the government should waste time, effort and money in pursuit of this untried theory when we have sufficient measures already in place.

VERONIKAYA: I presume you are referring to current in vitro methods.

ZOYEVA: Yes, because right now they look a lot cheaper, and a lot more reliable, than... what do you call this?

VERONIKAYA: Proyekt 'G', Madam Premier.

ZOYEVA: Hm.

VERONIKAYA: Granted, it will undoubtedly take considerable effort to set up, but once in place it will pay for itself, literally generations over. It is far less intrusive than a medical procedure (assuming it works), is theoretically more reliable than in vitro, and in the long run will be far less complicated and far cheaper per person than the manufacture of artificial sperm (which, I should add, remains commercially unfeasible to anyone but the monied élite). ...It is also looking to be the only option we have if we want to keep the human race alive.

ANZHELINOVA: Don't speak in hyperbole, Minister, it is unbecoming of a scientist.

VERONIKAYA: I am merely reiterating what leading researchers have told me. I admit I, too, was skeptical by the claim, which is why I brought Dr. Afanasiieva to explain to you how she explained it to me. Doctor...

AFANASIIEVA: Hm-mm. As Minister Veronikaya explained earlier, the Achilles' heel, if you'll pardon the idiom, of current fertility strategies, is that they are all stop-gap measures that depend upon a male donor. The problem is, we are running out of men. No, don't laugh, this is actually a biological crisis! Since the Great Divorce, the domestic male population has been in steady decline, thanks in large part to sex-selective abortions and infanticide that are literally killing off the replacement generation of breeders. The conditions of the camps themselves are borderline inhospitable; in many cases they are treated, literally, like cattle—

ANZHELINOVA: Far be it from me to dictate what course science may take, Doctor, but why do you care what happens to the men? They're treated like cattle because they are cattle. Their only essential function is to supply the genetic material necessary to replenish the population. Of what concern is their well-being to us, so long as they remain virile?

VERONIKAYA: Please forgive the good Doctor; she is one of those old pan-humanists—

AFANASIIEVA: Minister, please do not be so contemptuous as to beg forgiveness on my behalf for being a scientist. Yes, Minister Anzhelinova, I care what happens to the men, and so should you. I am a feminist, but as a scientist my first duty is to report the facts. And the facts are, the men are dying out, possibly faster than we can control. The constant mental and physical abuse in the camps has made the breeders highly stressed, physically debilitated, and prone to disease and infection, all which contribute both to impotence, and greatly increase the danger of defects in their genetic code, which they will then pass on to the children of recipient mothers. Prior to the Great Divorce when men were not completely ostracized from public participation, and were treated with at least some human respect, the average breeder remained a viable donor for thirty to forty years. In only the past three years, that interval has shrunk by over half, to ten to fifteen years, at which point either they suffer premature impotence or their donor genes are so damaged as to be inadmissible to sperm banks.

ANZHELINOVA: So what are you proposing we do? Let the steers roam free-range? Hold male pride parades? Hah! Why not state-sponsored ‘petting zoos’? That would get their spirits up, ha ha!

AFANASIIEVA: It is precisely the polemical propaganda rolling out of the Ministry of Information that has stoked the fires of this emergency. What the government decries as the "black market" and social perversion of so-called natural copulation is probably, from a biogenetics standpoint, the lesser evil. The rising sterility rate in the camps is creating (in what is the most apt use of the term) a manpower shortage. Again, camp conditions are so bad that male youths opt to be castrated rather than subject themselves to the squalid horror of these industrial pens. So bad is the deficit that this government is now considering forcibly seizing male babies and conditioning them for the camps at infanthood. Given how poorly the adults are treated, can we even expect these conscripts to live to viable age? How will it look politically if the government outlaws abortion wholesale because it is desperate for more men? Can you tell me, with a straight face, that this will not provoke a major social crisis?

ANZHELINOVA: Every scenario you describe seems to be calling for male emancipation.

VERONIKAYA: Unless the government adopts the project as proposed by the Ministry of Science.

AFANASIIEVA: Moreover, Proyekt 'G' solves the problem of male redundancy. When the camps close, what do we do? Have them shot? Clip the cords and wait for them to die off? Cast them back off to the wilderness to become sex-pets of their marauder cousins? This way, we can integrate them, fully integrate them, into society, without bloodshed, without guilt. After all, are we not supposed to be the rational actors of the species? What could be more rational than a plan that would put an end to the gender question once and for all? Men once called us the "fairer sex", and this would prove it.

ANZHELINOVA: Thank you, Doctor, we came here for a science briefing, not an androphilic soapbox.

ZOYEVA: Minister, please. I find her statements quite fascinating. I understand what you're saying, Doctor, but why shouldn't we focus our efforts on existing technology, such as artificial sperm? We have proof-of-concept, and it would be much less expensive than trying to create an entirely new paradigm from the ground up.

AFANASIIEVA: We need a foolproof replacement. The most recent estimates predict that based on current trends, the global male population will drive itself to extinction in less than one hundred years, at which point we will not have a natural reproductive failsafe. In vitro, artificial sperm... these are expensive per capita, are still not as reliable as natural intercourse, but most importantly, depend upon the maintenance of a technological infrastructure in order to function. They won't work when the power's off. If we want to guarantee that humanity remains biologically self-sustainable in a world after men, then the technology itself must be biological. It will be expensive; it will be time-consuming; it may not be completed in our lifetime or our daughters'... but if we want to make sure it's ready when we need it, we can spare no expense and make no delay.

-pause-

ZOYEVA: Thank you for your time, ladies... I will consider the proposal and respond in due course. I do not think the Ministry of Public Information will have anything worthwhile to say about this meeting.

VERONIKAYA: Thank you, Madam Premier.

AFANASIIEVA: Thank you.

ZOYEVA: It was an honour and a pleasure to meet you in person, Doctor Afanasiieva, and come what may of the Minister’s proposal I do hope your research proves fruitful.

AFANASIIEVA: Th-Thank you, Madam Premier.


Army mobilizes after thwarted bombing in Kirsanov

Volgan armed forces are on high alert and a mechanized division is mobilizing in the Tambov Oblast following an attempted suicide bombing early yesterday.

At 10:33 local time, a disheveled, overdressed, unaccompanied man entered the town square and began spouting anti-Feminist polemics to everyone in earshot, quickly attracting a crowd. According to eyewitnesses, the man was wide-eyed and wild-tempered, directing venomous diatribes against legislation mandating all virile males to serve in the breeding camps.

Attempts to bring the madman to heel were quickly aborted after he discarded his jacket, revealing a vest packed with improvised explosives. He announced his intent to "die free", as well as to "put down" the "women-slavers".

Fortunately, his ravings had attracted the attention of the authorities, and he was promptly shot by nearby police officers, losing control of the detonator. The man, whose identity is currently unknown, has been detained for questioning.

The incident is the latest and most violent in a string of seditious male activity within northern border towns over the past few months. Sources in Volgograd suspect there may be a common link, and that the attacks are being orchestrated by a man-horde to the north. The military dispatch is likely in preparation for a thorough sweep of surrounding districts.

Premier Avdotina stated that "Any attempt by agents of unreason and anarchy to threaten the integrity of the state will be met with due justice. ... Mother Volga will not be cowed into submission by these lunatics."
 
The Great Trek
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of wonan.​

The great Commissioner, Sam Webb, has announced "The Glorious Trek", as many have named it. Namely, the AEUFS has gathered all it's manpower and is currently marching against the old Mexico City. The Commissioner in all his wisdom has said that " to defeat the kleptocrats, we must use the arms of our glorious comrades that fought the capitalists in the legendary civil war of Mexico before our revolution, even before the Glorious Divorce! As such, only weapons of such magnifince and comradeship will be able to defeat the vile women of the Tumbling nation!
 
I don't have an access to a paint program ATM (I'm on my iPhone) and still interested in this (been busy outside of CFC). Since I'm joining after the update, do I claim additional land?
 
well, no, because no one claimed additional land yet. This would be the very first turn with claiming. If you were to join now as a female state, I'd let you take the eight provinces plus the four you would get this turn.
 
Ahh, thanks :). I do have intentions on joining a female state anyway.
 
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