Funniest Pictures Thread XXX: XXX - What do you think?!

[Traitorfish]

"Too many icons on the desktop."

 

[Kyriakos]

^And not even half of them are of Jesus (even if you count those with Mary and the infant Jesus)
Most are of saints (i think st George is there, but iirc the dragon slaying was also on another saint's icons) and one emperor-saint (i suppose he is Constantine, but might even be Ioannes III Doukas Vatatzes).

 

[Darth Caesar]

"Too many icons on the desktop."

Maybe he wants to stop masturbating.

 

[Monsterzuma]

granted it would be awkward to watch porn on that setup.

 

[SouthernKing]

granted it would be awkward to watch porn on that setup.

Not really, you just have to back the chair up enough so you don't bump into anything.

 

[azzaman333]

Maybe he wants to stop masturbating.

Or maybe he wants to masturbate more, and he happens to get off on religiously themed artwork.

 

[Tee Kay]

Or maybe he wants to masturbate more, and he happens to get off on religiously themed artwork.

Jizzing with Jesus

 

[choxorn]

Cumming with Christ?

 

[W|M]

Getting off on God

 

[Tee Kay]

Beat it with a Bible

 

[Cutlass]

 

[Kyriakos]

I think the thread could do with less onanism about religious themes (and puns too, apart from the last one of course).

 

[classical_hero]

He's a bible basher.

 

[Darth Caesar]

Beat it with a Bible

Jizzing with Jesus

Cumming with Christ?

Getting off on God

My God, what have I done?

 

[dragonprobably]

My God, what have I done?

Letting the days go by
Let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by
Water flowing underground
Into the blue again
Into the silent water
Under the rocks and stones
There is water underground

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Same as it ever was.

 

[Cutlass]

Same as it ever was.

 

[W|M]

Let's see what the Bible has to say about this:

1 The song of songs, which is Solomon's.

2 Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.

3 Because of the savour of thy good ointments thy name is as ointment poured forth, therefore do the virgins love thee.

4 Draw me, we will run after thee: the king hath brought me into his chambers: we will be glad and rejoice in thee, we will remember thy love more than wine: the upright love thee.

5 I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon.

6 Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept.

7 Tell me, O thou whom my soul loveth, where thou feedest, where thou makest thy flock to rest at noon: for why should I be as one that turneth aside by the flocks of thy companions?

8 If thou know not, O thou fairest among women, go thy way forth by the footsteps of the flock, and feed thy kids beside the shepherds' tents.

9 I have compared thee, O my love, to a company of horses in Pharaoh's chariots.

10 Thy cheeks are comely with rows of jewels, thy neck with chains of gold.

11 We will make thee borders of gold with studs of silver.

12 While the king sitteth at his table, my spikenard sendeth forth the smell thereof.

13 A bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts.

14 My beloved is unto me as a cluster of camphire in the vineyards of Engedi.

15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

16 Behold, thou art fair, my beloved, yea, pleasant: also our bed is green.

17 The beams of our house are cedar, and our rafters of fir.

 

[Kyriakos]

That is a pretty bad poem :\

 

[PiMan]

Religious texts tend to read badly from my experience.