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Funniest Pictures Thread XXX: XXX - What do you think?!

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by bhsup, Feb 4, 2014.

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  1. Traitorfish

    Traitorfish The Tighnahulish Kid

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    "Too many icons on the desktop."

     
  2. Kyriakos

    Kyriakos Alien spiral maker

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    ^And not even half of them are of Jesus (even if you count those with Mary and the infant Jesus) ;)
    Most are of saints (i think st George is there, but iirc the dragon slaying was also on another saint's icons) and one emperor-saint (i suppose he is Constantine, but might even be Ioannes III Doukas Vatatzes).
     
  3. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    Maybe he wants to stop masturbating.
     
  4. Monsterzuma

    Monsterzuma the sly one

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    granted it would be awkward to watch porn on that setup.
     
  5. SouthernKing

    SouthernKing crickety cricket

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    Not really, you just have to back the chair up enough so you don't bump into anything.
     
  6. azzaman333

    azzaman333 meh

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    Or maybe he wants to masturbate more, and he happens to get off on religiously themed artwork.
     
  7. Tee Kay

    Tee Kay Silly furry

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    Jizzing with Jesus
     
  8. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    Cumming with Christ?
     
  9. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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  10. Tee Kay

    Tee Kay Silly furry

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    Beat it with a Bible
     
  11. Cutlass

    Cutlass The Man Who Wasn't There.

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  12. Kyriakos

    Kyriakos Alien spiral maker

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    I think the thread could do with less onanism about religious themes (and puns too, apart from the last one of course).
     
  13. classical_hero

    classical_hero In whom I trust

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    He's a bible basher.
     
  14. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    My God, what have I done?
     
  15. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    Letting the days go by
    Let the water hold me down
    Letting the days go by
    Water flowing underground
    Into the blue again
    Into the silent water
    Under the rocks and stones
    There is water underground
     
  16. Ziggy Stardust

    Ziggy Stardust New Englander

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    Same as it ever was.
     
  17. Cutlass

    Cutlass The Man Who Wasn't There.

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    Same as it ever was.
     
  18. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    Let's see what the Bible has to say about this:

     
  19. Kyriakos

    Kyriakos Alien spiral maker

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    That is a pretty bad poem :\
     
  20. PiMan

    PiMan Deity

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    Religious texts tend to read badly from my experience.
     
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