Gangland Wars [Game Thread]

[robbiecon]

Between tailesskangaru's post and evidence, and ATPG declaring martial law, when clearly actions were carried out last night, I think it looks safe enough to say:

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

But seeing as there was a murder last night, there must be an SK out there still.

 

[Snerk]

Tailless: where you part of the former mayor's crew?

 

[dcmort93]

yes he was

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Ghost Comment: I was soooooooo close!

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

As I mentioned in the quicktopic, I don't even have a martial law ability.

Don Pizza​

Now, you will all listen, and listen good.

Some things are going to change around here. First of all, we are going to do away with this whole ghastly lynching business. It's bad for business. Look, the town is basically deserted. Secondly, pretty much everyone left alive wishes to be left alive. Well the Mayor has not declared martial law, but he has declared Pizza's Law.

Pizza's Law:

You cannot lynch the mayor, because I can stop a lynch on myself
You cannot override that ability, because I control a majority stake in the vote today
You cannot kill me at night, because I have bodyguard protection
You cannot oppose my rule, because I control two murders.

The end result of Pizza's law is that Robbiecon will remove his vote from me and win with us. Snerk will vote for whoever I suggest. BSmith will vote for whoever I suggest. And Taillesskangaru, the cop without a tail (oh double entendre), I suggest that you find some other town to work in, because if you attempt to oppose Pizza's Law, well.... you will be the lynch today.


I own this city. The Viper gang has declared a domination victory. You have two choices: Surrender and win, or challenge me and die.


I am the Mafia Godfather. But I am not going anywhere. You've failed, Tailless. You and your entire gang of goodie-goodies, who by the way, are all dead or have skipped town. I suggest you join them.

Or better yet, Tailless..... join me.... and together we can rule the galaxy.



Don't make me destroy you....


Vote: Taillesskangaru

 

[BSmith1068]

vote: Taillesskangaru

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

*Pizza lights a victory cigar, hands one to Snerk, and one to BSmith*

Now, Robbiecon, the question is.... do you want a cigar, or not?

 

[Snerk]

Right then, I suppose all that needed saying has been said. Vote: Taillesskangaru

 

[Takhisis]

In my defense, you said I was the mafia hanging a lampshade on my own actions. That's an even better theory.

Oh really?

 

[civplayah]

Is that really you? You look so intense!!!

 

[robbiecon]

Unvote; Vote: tailesskangaru

It may have been the Sharks I was paying protection money to, but they're gone, I'm free.

I can be your "teacher"

 

[Takhisis]

Hey, I was right all along! Bloody hell, tailless!

 

[Tee Kay]

Ah, you all suck.

 

[robbiecon]

We know.

 

[Takhisis]

I'm defiantely leaning towards takhisis right now, albeit for reasons I can't explain but perhaps TK or ATPG can

Explain this btw dcmort.

 

[Tee Kay]

There's still something very screwy going on with this game. basically all the baddies got exposed, and they're having a devil of a time murdering, or seem completely disinterested in it.

I want everyone to be thinking very carefully as to why that is so. I can't figure it out. What's the big twist? How are the mafia still able to fight?

If Sprig is the last one, we're done. If not, then we clearly have to solve this game, not just fire randomly at suspects. Does anyone have any theories? I assume recruitment is happening, it's the only thing that makes sense, but if so, the slow pace of the game would make basically everyone recruited by now.

Why isn't the game over?

Well done, Don Pizza, well done.

 

[Zack]

Spoiler :

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?p=10418107#post10418107

 

[Takhisis]

He was lampshading there as well, tailless. Oh why didn't you trust me?

Also, bloody D3k.

 

[dcmort93]

What I don't get is how ATPG can be a viper, unless Khazzar recruited him while we were going after the sharks, as I know for almost an absolute fact he wasn't an original viper as posted by DB a while ago. Post game can't come soon enough

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh really?

I have been hinting I'm evil ever since I became mayor.

"His dishonor the Mayor" plus the image of the evil villain from Action League Now!

I dropped hints here and there. When you called me out on lampshading, I wanted to reward you for thinking by hanging a lampshade on top of the other lampshade.

I lynched you that round because you were the only one left that was dangerous and active. Well played. I was kinda hoping you would OMGUS me.


Also, it was I who encouraged the previous mayor to retire.