Mitt Romney: I hope the MA health plan he championed is ultimately going to sink his campaign unless the GOP decides to go with another socially conservative, economically middle-of-the-road, wishy-washy George W. Bush big-spender type guy. Result: amadeus votes Libertarian.
Tim Pawlenty: He talks big now, but he was another tax fee-and-spender here in Minnesota, supporting useless public works projects like light rail and economically damaging policies like encouraging ethanol use. He only stood up to the DFL in the last couple years of his administration. Result: amadeus votes Libertarian.
Herman Cain: My candidates need to be Little Caesar's or better. Result: amadeus votes Libertarian.
Sarah Palin: Was on McCain's ticket. Enough said. Result: amadeus votes Libertarian.
Ron Paul: I like about 80% of what the guy says, but the other 20% is almost enough to turn me off him. But 80% is better than the 1% I get with Obama. Result: amadeus votes GOP.
Rick Santorum: According to Wikipedia, "Santorum has referred to his grandfather's historical encounter with Italian fascism as an inspiration for his 2012 presidential campaign." I think that about sums it up. Result: amadeus votes Libertarian.
Michele Bachmann: Like Palin, Bachmann might be too socially conservative for my taste. I don't think the meat of her campaign rests in those issues, though. Result: amadeus reluctantly votes GOP.
Newt Gingrich: Green goon and hasn't been relevant in the GOP for 15 years. Result: amadeus commits voter fraud and votes Libertarian twice.
Jon Huntsman: Another technocrat/authoritarian/social engineering type. These people give me the creeps. Result: amadeus votes Libertarian.
Rick Perry: I don't know much about him, but he doesn't sound fiscally conservative enough to justify voting for him. Result: amadeus votes Libertarian.
Gary Johnson: I didn't know anything about Johnson until looking him up just now. Wherever I wrote "amadeus votes Libertarian," add "or writes in Gary Johnson." Result: amadeus votes GOP/writes in Gary Johnson.