If you could inscribe something on the rocks of another planet

[Bast]

What would you inscribe? Which planet (obviously just the known rocky planets for now)? What language/s, script/s and what would it say?

 

[RedRalph]

Alien workers of this world, unite.

Pretty good idea for a thread actually

 

[Phlegmak]

"I came, I saw, I yawned"

Seriously, I would put the entire history of the Earth, abridged version.

 

[Abaddon]

"We were here before you, an we're still watching"

 

[Virote_Considon]

"Oops, I left my pizza in the oven! "

Preferably in Mongolian.

 

[RedRalph]

"For our many faults, we try"

 

[holy king]

a sqirrel's tail is bushy most of the time.

 

[Rashiminos]

W wuz here

 

[Catharsis]

"The Solar System welcomes careful drivers"

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

There is supposedly a reference to the college dorm that my father lived in, traced in the dust on the surface of the moon.

There was a rivalry between the various houses of the California Institute of Technology, including Dabney House and Fleming House (where my father lived). "DEI", standing for "Dabney Eats It", appears in graffiti apparently (the letters DEI appear in various places in the move Real Genius, set in a fictionalized version of CalTech). The Dabney response, "FEIF" (Fleming Eats It Faster), was left behind by former Dabney resident Harrison "Jack" Schmidt, one of the last two men to walk on the moon.

I cannot vouch for the accuracy of this story.

 

[Mise]

I honestly wouldn't bother...

 

[warpus]

"Writing on rocks is strictly prohibited"

 

[nonconformist]

"Screw you, Germany"

 

[J-man]

"We apologize for the inconvience"

 

[Newbunkle]

"LOL"

(10chars)

 

[Yeekim]

If history of graffiti is to be believed, we would end up with a picture of human reproductive organ...

 

[I'm Cleo!]

"Chairface Chippendale"

Cleo

 

[Phlegmak]

"Chairface Chippendale"

Cleo

I don't get it.

 

[Babbler]

From Canada by the Stars

Our rocks are far more awesome

 

[Adrogans]

I don't get it.

It's a reference to The Tick iirc.