Imperium Off Topicum - Wars/Battles Thread

... so anyway, yeah I honestly wouldn't care if your main air base was in the Marianna Trench, but I'm just really, REALLY bored right now and there's no one else on.
 
Dude if Taniciusfox can put his capital on a floating Island anchored to the ground, I think having a naval base on Navassa seems pretty practical

Yeahhhhh... :lol: I figured since it didn't really hurt anybody, it wasn't an issue. If you want a more realistic picture, think of a bunch of carrier-sized vessels floating at sea (between England and France) with a bunch of stuff to connect them/anchor them into place.

Uh yeah, and he also said his country is pro-furry, which is just plain disgusting.

I'm normally not one to go off-topic, but if you are like everyone else I encounter, you probably have an ENORMOUS misunderstanding of what being furry is all about. Please read my posts from here onwards for a little bit of insight into the furry fandom.

Did you know, for instance, that there was once an intra-fandom war between those who wanted to get rid of the sexual aspects and those who wanted to keep them? Yeaaaaah. Contrary to popular belief, being furry isn't all about sex... sex just tends to be overplayed. Plus, of course furries will engage in sexual content with eachother via IM. They can't magically turn into foxes/wolves/etc. and do eachother! Online is the only method...

Anyway, /rant. Back on topic.

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I will now enter the counterattack on Panama into the database. :) Of course, the USA will get +1 added to it's rolls, given the distance penalty Maryland suffers.

..I also wonder how long it will be before the USA rolls a match it loses. :mischief:
 
Honestly I don't mind them as long as they aren't bugging me, but whenever some mentions them I just can help but think of Pedobear.
 
UNMNA Attack on US-occupied Panama; Began March 19, 2010 9:23 PM PT

UNMNA(Attacker, represented by Maryland/Mad Man 2.0) vs. USA

Attacker's roll: 4(rolled 5, distance penalty) - 2
Neutral roll 1: 0(Rolled 1, distance penalty) - 5
Neutral roll 2: 2(Rolled 3, distance penalty) - 5
Neutral roll 3: 3(Rolled 4, distance penalty) - 3
Defender's roll: 5(6, DP) - 2

Stalemate

Battle of New York City

Israel(attacker) vs. USA(defender)

Attacker's roll: 1(rolled 2, but suffers distance penalty) - 5
Neutral roll 1: 5(6, DP) - 4
Neutral roll 2: 0(1, DP) - 6
Neutral roll 3: 3(4, DP) - 2
Defender's roll: 0 (1, DP) - 1

American Victory

Battle of Upstate New York; Began March 19, 2010 11:38 PM 2010

Tibet(attacker) vs. USA(defender)

Attacker's roll: 6 - 2
Neutral roll 1: 5 - 5
Neutral roll 2: 2 - 3
Neutral roll 3: 2 - 2
Defender's roll: 3 - 4

American Victory; counterattack bonus if attacking Toronto
 
Don't dice cheat if you want to hold on to Tibet for much longer.
 
I'm on the UN side, but still, rolling 8? Come on, you could at least make your cheating less obvious.
 
Toronto Invades Upstate New York.
Toronto:8 -I have an 8 sided die
Douche:1

http://www.csgnetwork.com/dicesimulator.html

If you are in need of two die and don't have them, you can use these. ;) A six-sided die is required for all information. :) I will, however, open up the Battle of Upstate New York for you, and assume you will be seizing the coast of the Great Lakes.
 
I'm on the UN side, but still, rolling 8? Come on, you could at least make your cheating less obvious.

What's the vote in the Socialist alliance so far, anyway? A Socialist declaration of war would obviously be very detrimental to the United States.

I suggest going here to discuss actions with your fellow socialists: http://forums.civfanatics.com/group.php?do=discuss&group=&discussionid=1018 It's the socialist corner of the Imperium Offtopicum social group! This way, you can negotiate with eachother exactly what your goals are, how you'll proceed, etc.

Remember you can attack ANYWHERE in America(try not to go too outlandish, however), but remember the distance penalty stays constant until you have established occupation zones / a supply route. You can also attack the USA and CSA each battle turn you have, if you so wish.

We'll be in need of another neutral roller or two... if things go the way I think they will, it won't be long before everyone's at war with the USA, thus making Earthling's jobs a HUGE headache.
 
The troops have landed in Dover and have organized with the Marylander troops. We now invade New York under the greatest General in the Israeli army. Good luck, America!

Rolling:

Israel: 2
America: 5
 
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