Imperium Off Topicum - Wars/Battles Thread

[Mathalamus]

That's right we battle by dancing here.

i cant tell if the dance is good, appropriate or useful. who judges the dances, who decides who wins and how will i represent Evil Byzantium? in short this dance idea is stupid, flawed and not fun. i really cant operate by this system.

why DID you change it anyway? the dice system worked just fine with everyone.

...the Byzantine Republic is asking what are the consequences of leaving the UN.

 

[e350tb]

i cant tell if the dance is good, appropriate or useful. who judges the dances, who decides who wins and how will i represent Evil Byzantium? in short this dance idea is stupid, flawed and not fun. i really cant operate by this system.

Bye, then.

why DID you change it anyway? the dice system worked just fine with everyone.

You mean APART from the people who were complaining about it at the start of the new thread?

...the Byzantine Republic is asking what are the consequences of leaving the UN.

We shall laugh at you, and you won't get Constantinople back.

 

[Mathalamus]

We shall laugh at you, and you won't get Constantinople back.

pfft. we will take that back, with a dance, and only cause ill be forced to do it.

i can operate by this system, but ill need a rather large stockpile of dances, to ensure maximum reply speed.

basically, i turned it into an advantage.

 

[Mad Man]

Just pick a dance that entertains you, or one you think the designated judge will like, and for the separatists there NPC's so any dance move you use will pretty much kill them regardless of how good it was.

 

[Mathalamus]

Just pick a dance that entertains you, or one you think the designated judge will like, and for the separatists there NPC's so any dance move you use will pretty much kill them regardless of how good it was.

why don't we base it on Hitler's rants parodies... they can be much better.

*the emperor files that away for future use*

anyway am i allowed to attack once a day?

 

[Mad Man]

One opponent once a day, so you attacked the separatists once but you still can invade Venice.

 

[Mathalamus]

One opponent once a day, so you attacked the separatists once but you still can invade Venice.

then i invade Venice at the state i colored in the attachment.

wait.. how do you guys do this? like mak an attached image show up on the post itself?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksADGBRLjZ4

 

[Mad Man]

your image isn't showing but nice video that wasn't so bad was it? anyway Omega has Two days to counter attack or you automatically win the battle.

 

[Mathalamus]

it is 6:53 AM in a new day. close enough for me.

the Byzantine forces invade Serbia and get to Belgrade with all possible speed. (the rouge army has a nuclear weapon)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYFDYX4i2EY

since this is against an NPC i automatically win.

1 million people in the Byzantine army faced off against an army equall as big, mostly conscripts. Belgrade fell in a matter of hours, but they had already launched their nuclear weapon.. all attempts to intercept the nuke failed and it went on its course to Ankara..

Nuclear Explosion at Ankara

the recorded yield was slightly over 60 megatons, and millions are feared dead, the Byzantine Republic is scrambling to save the city and its people. there will be further reports later on.

the army, or rather, the army that wasnt in Ankara, and the national guard has being called into service to search for survivors.

Emperor Constantine the 12th has being admitted to a hospital with Depression and a serious heart attack. he is Expected to recover physically.

the Byzantine Prime minister temporary took over ruling of the country.

 

[Virote_Considon]

I support the map.

The Horn's Suicide Commando's are rushed in from Maputo to invade Crete.

Here's the video:

Link to video.

5chairs

 

[Tee Kay]

Soon after the nuclear blast, Jean-Paul Merniot hijacked all television stations in Byzantium, Venice, and Carthage and said the following:

"First Shadow is alive! The Rogue Army is alive! You may think you have us defeated but we still live, for we are the good guys. We are the Chosen! First Shadow claims full responsiblity for the nuclear destruction of Ankara. It is the annihilation of one corrupt spot on Earth, but more shall fall! The Day is coming, when this world shall be clensed and First Shadow will come into the light and claims this planet!"

 

[Mathalamus]

Soon after the nuclear blast, Jean-Paul Merniot hijacked all television stations in Byzantium, Venice, and Carthage and said the following:

"First Shadow is alive! The Rogue Army is alive! You may think you have us defeated but we still live, for we are the good guys. We are the Chosen! First Shadow claims full responsiblity for the nuclear destruction of Ankara. It is the annihilation of one corrupt spot on Earth, but more shall fall! The Day is coming, when this world shall be clensed and First Shadow will come into the light and claims this planet!"

the Byzantine intelligence agency has traced their location to Volgograd. they have relayed that information to anyone who is able to respond.

 

[Tee Kay]

Oh God why does it have to be Stalingrad?

An elite team of Carthaginian special operatives had left our new base in Pera for [destination unknown].

 

[Mathalamus]

Oh God why does it have to be Stalingrad?

An elite team of Carthaginian special operatives had left our new base in Pera for [destination unknown].

Carrier group alpha has reached Novosibirsk, and blockaded it while the air force destroys every military installation it can find in Rebel South Russia.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

For my next act, I'll take Krasnodar Krai.

Link to video.

...And if we wanted things to get really weird, I could play the role of Evil Byzantium.

 

[Mathalamus]

...And if we wanted things to get really weird, I could play the role of Evil Byzantium.

...no. Evil Byzantium is way to strong as is.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Bull spit. If they can't fight back this is nothing more than a territory grab.

 

[Mathalamus]

Bull spit. If they can't fight back this is nothing more than a territory grab.

fine i will represent evil Byzantium, but mind you they have a full scale revolt in the mainland. id liek to see you scrape up enough soldiers to take a territory.

they only control Bosnia, Slovenia and Croatia in the mainland.

evil Byzantine news

the leadership of mainland rouge army has surrendered to the Byzantine Republic in exchange for leniency. (a life sentence rather than death). the Rouge army in other parts of theoretically Byzantine territory are still going strong. and they condemned the surrender of the Mainland Rouge Army.

the leadership is in jail inside Constantinople under heavy guard pending a trial.

the leader, Theodore Komnenos had this to say: "we seriously underestimated the loyalty of the civilians and the strength of the Byzantine Republic. killing Barabas was the wrong thing to do...in theory... but i stand by what i did. i do not regret the nuking of Ankara. they deserved it."

... shortly after, a report was made that Komnenos was shot to death by an Ankaran Survivor in Constantinople, and the murderer was released on the condition that she seek psychiatric help.

Byzantine and Carthaginian forces has rescued all the survivors from the ruins of Ankara. there were only 300,000 survivors on the very edges of the city. 300,000 out of 12 million. this is a sad day for Byzantium.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

fine i will represent evil Byzantium, but mind you they have a full scale revolt in the mainland. id liek to see you scrape up enough soldiers to take a territory.

I'd like you to stop insulting other players.

 

[Virote_Considon]

I want to find out how the 10 of my Suicide Commandos who are currently invading Crete are doing already! (Yeah, 10 of them for the whole island, they're just that hardcore)