ITNES I - Interesting Times

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Lord_Iggy said:
Jessica should get priority over me. If you're willing to go over the limit, I'll use Sheep's idea and make a nation in the ruins of Bactarasha. Could someone point out exactly where it is? :p I think it's in India, but I'm not sure.

The Middile East:mad: !!!!1

Israel, Parhea, and the Ckapti Leauge are open.
 
Thundering hooves, thousands upon thousands of terrifying mounted warriors attacked the small village.
Atilla’s bow twanged and a man collapsed with an arrow sticking out of his chest.

He urged his horse forward over the crude fortifications put up by the villagers. The horse jumped it easily.
His sword flashed and took off the head of a fleeing man.
He pressed forward trampling bodies as he went.
Drawing his bow once more he let loose another arrow cutting down an old hag.

Looking around him he found that the last vestiges of resistance were being mopped up.
“Put the village to fire!” he ordered
Systematically every single hut was torched. They were thatched with straw and caught quickly.

The prisoners taken from the raid lined up and Attila rode over to inspect them. “Kill the adult males,” he said as every man was put the sword. “Take the children. We will raise them as Huns. As for the women….” He grinned “Kill the old ones take those that are fertile and young”

Suddenly a woman jumped out of the line and threw herself in front of his path “You bastard!” she snarled and plunged a dagger into his horse. The horse whined in pain reared and toppled. Attila rolled off. The woman rushed him attempting to plunge her dagger into his heart. He caught her wrist forcing the dagger to drop and grinned. “Oh a feisty one eh?”

She screamed in rage and kicked him in his nether regions. Attila felt blinding pain and collapsed to his knees. “You slut!” he gasped. Recovering quickly he tackled her to the ground. He pinned her to the ground. “If that kick made me impotent I swear I’ll kill you!” he whispered

She smirked “You deserve it scum.”
Attila drew his dagger and pressed it against her throat. “A pretty neck you have. Any more trouble from you and I won’t hesitate to cut it.”

Dragging her up he bound her hands to the rest of the captured prisoners. Rua Attila’s friend rode up to him grinning. “Not a word out of you.” Attila threatened, “Bloody whore killed my horse.” Rua chortled, “Perhaps you should mount her. She’ll likely tear your manhood off.”
Attila glared at him “Enough of your lewd comments. Find me a new bloody horse!”

After one was found and he remounted he found that he could not keep his thoughts off this fierce woman as he was riding he kept glancing at her. She had fiery red hair and was slim and tanned. Her breasts appeared supple and firm. Rua didn’t miss this “You’re married Attila” said Rua smirking. “That Dacian slut? Bah she’s frigid. A most unsuitable wife for a Hun. But this one….” Attila said

It was dusk when the raiding party returned to Dona. Shilla came out of his “palace” to greet them. “Attila!” he called “You bring back many prisoners” he said, “This is worthy of celebration! We will hold a great feast in your honor!” Attila nodded in appreciation.

They gathered in Shilla’s “banquet hall”. It was furnished with animal skins on the floor. On the walls hung trophies animal heads and weapons. In the center a flickering roaring fire was going and meat was roasting on a spit. There was much drinking and merry making as large tankards of alcohol were passed around.
Excusing himself for a moment Attila walked out of the banquet hall. With him he took a large slice of meat. Making sure no one was watching he went to the area the captives were being kept.

He found the red haired woman sleeping in the corner of the pen. She woke to find him standing over her. She drew back eyeing him fearfully. He knelt down and offered her the meat. “Here” he said kindly. She took it uncertainly and began to eat quickly. Watching her Attila asked “What is your name?” “Ildico” she responded.

He gazed into her green eyes before getting up to leave. “I must go” he said and returned to the feast. As he turned and left unbeknownst to him he was watched by a pair of eyes from the shadows.

Reentering the banquet hall he found the men booming with laughter. Shilla stood up swaying drunkenly. “Ah Attila!” he called “There you are! Rua has been regaling us with the tale of your valiant battle against the Slavic woman!”
Attila glared at Rua who grinned sheepishly. “Yes well I’m glad you all had a good laugh at my expense.” Said Attila

“Now, now Attila” said his older brother Bleda coming over smirking. “No need to be embarrassed. Perhaps now is an opportune time to divide the captives?”

“Yes excellent idea!” said Shilla standing up and almost falling over in his inebriated state. “Bring in the captives!” he called

There were many leers and lewd comments as the women were marched in.

“Marvelous!” said Shilla “Now as Belda is older he may choose his pick of the captives first.”

Bleda stood up examining the captives carefully. “I was not a part of the raiding party that captured these fine women,” he said slowly “It was Attila that took these captives so I will leave the loot to him.” He paused “I will take only one thing. An animal that is not human. An animal of red fur and green eyes.” There were laughs at this.
“I will take her” said Belda pointing to Ildico.

Attila’s eyes widened and his fist clenched. That bastard Belda somehow he had known. Somehow he had found out. He would have risen then and there to contest Belda’s claim had he not been pushed down by Rua.

“Don’t be a fool” whispered Rua “Everyone here believes Belda was very generous. If you try to take he you will lose face. Thy will believe you are greedy.”

Despite the tight fist of anger clenched in his chest Attila knew he was right. There was nothing he could do. For now….

Attila stood up “I wish for the remainder of the captives to be distributed among the men that rode with me today.” There was a great amount of clapping and cheering at that.

Attila locked his gaze onto Belda and Belda gave him a knowing smirk before walking out of banquet hall and dragging Ildico with him.
 
Hi guys, maybe story this weekend (it is a very long one: four days! w00t!). Now I know how the East felt like during the extra updates we had for the Great Punic War.

Can I come up with a more widely-used version for the sea, not "Transpoenic" (which smacks of Greek anyway)?
 
das said:
As it was revealed that Rasmussen is an OTL Danish poet, the Copenhageners don't feel as smart (-1 Education). :p
Wrong again! The Rasmussen I refer to is still more important. I espect my education back please. :p Now, to reveal Rasmussen's true identity: The Prime Minister of Denmark! Yeash, how hard was that to figure out?
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To the Germanic Tribes Not United With Rhineland
From Copenhagen
Join with the Danes and revel in the glory of Odin. We are the only Germanic nation to have a true center of trade, the only one to be succesful in her wars (OOC: Although I admit they were against barbarians). If you want to see the people of Midgard fall before the Germanic sword, then know that Copenhagen will deliver.

To the Huns
From Copenhagen
Odin's spear and Thor's hammer shall come upon your blasphemous lands! You have caused great insult to the mighty lords of Valhala, not a wise thing to do. Narry a Hun shall ride with Valkaries again, this is the curse that will be set you for your barbaric blaspheming. For you are nought but a dog in the eyes of those who reign above us in comparrision to the mighty of Scandza and Germania.
 
I will post a story tommorrow night and send off orders, at the moment its 4am and I am extremly tired. Night all.
 
Israelite9191 said:
To the Huns
From Copenhagen
Odin's spear and Thor's hammer shall come upon your blasphemous lands! You have caused great insult to the mighty lords of Valhala, not a wise thing to do. Narry a Hun shall ride with Valkaries again, this is the curse that will be set you for your barbaric blaspheming. For you are nought but a dog in the eyes of those who reign above us in comparrision to the mighty of Scandza and Germania.
Hey! don't insult my ally cus if you do, I shall send my horders to raid your pitiful trade center ;)
 
Sorry for my absence yesterday, was busy celebrating the "National Unity Day" (a.k.a. day-when-Minin-and-Pozharski-expelled-the-Poles-from-Moscow-in-1612-though-we-really-aren't-sure-if-it-happened-on-that-day-or-some-other-one-and-neither-do-we-give-a-damn-because-that-has-by-now-become-very-much-irrelevant).

Now, to reveal Rasmussen's true identity: The Prime Minister of Denmark! Yeash, how hard was that to figure out?

That country is filled with Rasmussens, anyway.

Btw, just realized I forgot to do Lucan casualties in Egypt:
"-6 Lucan thousands, -4 Lucan Companion Cavalry thousands, -10 Lucan ships"

IC:

From: northernmost Non-Rhenish Germanic Tribes
To: Copenhagen

Is that an insult?! After all the suffering you have caused in the northern lands, displacing us from there... you suggest that we should join you just like that?! We will fight on!

From: other Non-Rhenish Germanic tribes
To: Copenhagen

How well do you speak. But your lands lie far away from ours, and whilst we worship the same gods we see no reason whatsoever to join with you.
 
To Friendly Non-Rhenish Germanic Tribes
From Copenhagen
If we were closer, would you join?

OOC: I said he was a very important person, I think that pretty much rules out an obscure poet and a bicyclist.
 
"It is an odd thing is it not?"

"What is?" Warrior Cacuino asked triedly; supporting the troops stamping out the last of the Pac resistance requied large amounts of supplies and he and his crew had been up and down the coast six times in the last lunar cycle. Although it was a great honour he did not need his direct commander and this powerful decider dragging him down to the docks at sunrise. The formers golden chain and the latters encircled sun glinting in the dewy morning light, representative of the shining path and the mirror council represtively. Looking at the doubled disc, Cacuino saw how well and cunningly made it was; remembering the rumours that one of the Speakers, the exalted men that knew the secret languague of Face-of-the-Sun himself was present in the city he drew himself a little straighter and gave a slightly more humble answer.

"I mean, what is odd your exaltedness?"

"The Ocean, so unlike the land, fluid and very changing, resistant to order"

"Yes but the Sun still shines upon it sir"

The man turned, his jewelery jangling, and smilied a deep grin.

"Indeed it does, indeed it does, and whats more the suns light leads into a very useful thing, this ocean. Your father was a Toiler, yes?"

Cacuino was startled by this change in direction. "Yes...he was, as was his father and all my ancestors before them - are you unhappy with my performance? Will I be cast out of the military?"

"Hah! Cast out indeed, but not down!" It was his Commander which answered this, the normally grim man struck by something amusing.

"He is right. Face-of-the-Sun has prophised that this new realm will not be mastered by tending it, nor ordering it, nor fighting it. Instead it must be sailed! and to that end You will sail it, you and the rest of the Sailer Caste"

"The what?"

"Face-of-the-Sun has decreed a time of change, as the potato grows new shoots towards water so shall society! Fishermen, military personel, some merchants; will all be moved into a new caste, your old marks washed away by the blue fish! You will catch the fish, guard the seas, and carry the merchents and warriors on their travels. We will set deciders of the blue feather party over you - they always campagined for greater interest in the sea.
You have been a Warrior but have not put down roots, thus we plan to place you and your descendents, if they measure up of course, in charge of some of the War canoes."

Warrior...no, Sailer Cacuino was shaken by this news, but he had to smile; he had always loved the sea after all.

"So, Sirs; what are your orders"

His ex-commander smilied again "No Son, you no longer call me sir - we are equals now in the hierarchy, you take orders directly from the Deciders."

"You may still address me as sir of course" interjected the Speaker. "Now come along, you are the first chief Sailer apointed, your peoples lodgeings in the port cities must be seen to and they must be organised and trained. We have much work to do!"

Caucino sighed; he was still tired, a weariness that before now no leaf of food could lift...but this new honour..."Maybe" he thought to himself "Maybe I'll rest later"...
 
Vinh Mhe sometimes questioned the judgment that had lead to the production of the "killing field", as it had in fact killed almost no one. The Chinese had never tested it, but perhaps that was just as well - instead they had simply withdrawn. As he thought about this, spooling up the plant fiber, intestinal-derived, and new metal wires, he reasoned it was perhaps just as well. It might not have worked as well as they had hoped, or perhaps it would have worked exceedingly well; regardless, since the Chinese had never braved it, they would know nothing of its deadly secrets, and they could be applied elsewhere. So here he was, knee-deep in water, repairing his fields, and collecting as much of what had been put into them, though for what he did not know - supposedly they were going to use it elsewhere. Aside from the manual labor though, it had not been so bad; the dams and levies had been repaired and the water would all drain off, the dung which had been left everywhere to promote disease and decrease morale was already working to refertilize the soils. The fields would be ready for planting again, at least just as soon as he got these damn traps out. They had already gotten the roads but back together in at least reasonable shape, and so trap materials would flow out, while seedlings, rice paddies, and tools would flow in.

Elsewhere, reconstruction was much the same.

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"It's not a complete loss," said Cei Bhen as he walked through the field with his family. He held up a hand for them to stop, and knelt down, running a hand through the scorched earth, pulling a handful of it up and letting it fall through his fingers while shielding his eyes from the morning sun. He leant his head down, sniffing at it, and could easily smell the umistakable odor of charcoal. He nodded his head and dropped the rest back to earth, before standing and resuming the walk back toward what could be seen of the remains of their house. "The charcoal from the fires will help the plants grow back," he said, adding "we were kind of overdue on cycling the fields anyway."

He nodded his head a little, mulling the matter over in his head, before announcing to the rest of them "We'll probably have a bumper crop this year, that'll help in the rebuilding."

As they arrived at the house, he went to oneside, while his eldest child went to the other, his wife surveying the interior. As Cei and his son went, they would tap on the walls to check the blocks - the basic structure was composed of stone, and it seemed the fire had not been at all intense enough to crack either them or the mortar. Cei had expected this, for there hadn't been much for it to burn. It was somewhat scorched, but that was nothing that couldn't be fixed, and a cosmetic issue at best. As he met his son on the side opposite from whence they had started, he nodded "Any cracks?"

His son shook his head and to that Cei turned, raising his voice "Eh, find the nails?"

His wife nodded and replied from inside, where both she and the younger children were searching the debris for the roofing nails "Yeah, most of them."

Cei nodded and turned to face his son, before jerking his head over at the cart they had brought with them, and then pointing out a clump of trees on a nearby hill which had resisted the small blazes "Alright, lets go, with any luck we can get it done by noon."

His son nodded, issued a somewhat put out "Yah," and they started the short walk back to get the tools.

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Ayun Samran reached a hand up and tugged the cloth which covered her mouth and nose back up, before reaching her hands back and adjusting the knot which held it in place to keep it tight. Removing the body parts, and other unsavory things which the Rising Sunnites had dumped into the wells was rather unpleasant, but essential. Ranong had rather rapidly commissioned solutions to fix the horrors visited by those northern barbarians rather shortly after the city had been liberated and relieved. The solution that had been settled on was the use of dredging. They had rather quickly devised large jaws of sharp metal just big enough to avoid scraping the edges of the wells which could rotate open and closed, and which they had used to scoop out most of the large bits. Then individual people or teams would be lowered to get what was missed. Ayun had finished just such a shift.

With most of the men dead or incapacitated, the vast bulk of the work force was women, and despite the equality which was so pronounced throughout the Khmer Empire, Ranong was the only city of note in which women now dominated virtually every field of labor. The horrors they had inflicted had rather lead to the decline of most social diversions and so those who were left more ofthen than not occupied themselves with work, specifically, rebuilding. As she set aside the smock and boots for the next shift of cleaning personnel, Ayun disrobed and put on one of the cheaper outfits she had, before making her way back home. Water was being rationed, since auxiliary sources had to be used until the wells were cleaned, but those tasked with cleaning them were given allowances for bathing, mostly to wash off the smell. Along the way she was accompanied by the sounds of construction; nails being driven by hammers, timbers slaping together, stone grinding on stone and the slop of mortar being applied. She closed her eyes for a moment and exhaled, being careful to stay out of the way of others going about their business.

Many noticed the odor regardless, but did not stare, and did their utmost not to crinkle their noses in disgust, for they knew that her job was among the most important of all; without that work, they would all very quickly run out of water. As she rounded the last corner before arriving at her place of residence, Ayun privately hoped they would finish cleaning before the monsoons came and flushed the wells out - it was a bad enough job as it was, and didn't need pouring water to make it any worse.
 
Insane_Panda said:
Mare INtenrneuvmeummm?
That's what I call it anyway.

Maybe another story about MacArthur...I mean Ahenobarbus. Btw, the Dictator steps down and goes back to being a private citizen, proving the greatness of the Republic through the sheer strength and will of the Italian peoples.
 
OOC: Cincinnatus much? ;)

I just realized there's an interesting difference between East and West in war; the West tends to put more cash into Leadership, while the East tends to put more cash into Training, eg: Rome has Brilliant+4 and Elite Troops to Carthage's Brilliant+1 and Professional, while Khmeria has Good and Elite+2 Troops to China's Good and Elite troops. Somewhat intriguing.
 
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