I've heard of counter-espionage, but this is potty!

[Xenocrates]

http://www.rense.com/general72/fexc.htm?fark

This is something I didn't know. Bush's security people think James Bond is dying to get his hands on Bush's stool. When I said 'potty', I meant literally potty.

The irony is that while metaphorically 'pooing on the World from a great height' Mr Bush is keeping his own personal poo from us.

It sounds like perfect paranoia to me, but apparently sewer spying has been done before:

The Israeli Mossad conducted one such operation against Syrian President Hafez Assad when he visited Amman, Jordan in Feb. 1999 for the funeral of King Hussein. The Mossad and its Jordanian counterpart installed a special toilet in Assad's hotel room that led not to a pipe but to a specimen canister. Assad suffered from diabetes and cancer and the operation was designed to discover the actual medical condition of the ailing leader.

During Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev's visit to Washington in 1987, the CIA reportedly placed a special trap under a sewage tank to collect the Soviet leader's bodily waste for analysis.

More recently, the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Ugandan President-dictator Yoweri Museveni's toilet when he visited Washington.

Bush also has his own food-tester:

In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler.

In these days of biotechnology maybe something could be gleaned from a man's 'output' to facilitate easier assassination. Is this true?

 

[Abaddon]

Dont see why not.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Human ingenuity is amazing. It'd be great if we could put this kind of energy into something useful, like the space program.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

I wonder which world leaders turd would attract the highest bids on E-Bay...

 

[Pyrite]

Reagan. Not only is he a well known politician liked by men with alot of money, he's freaking dead, that has to be worth way more. And besides, I think his death had something to do with..infections..coming..from pooping areas. So you might actually be able to sell it to rich people who hate him too, they could like put it in a gold box and say, hey we got what killed reagan. Everyone would want to see that at parties. Also gold is see thru in this scenario...and the odor is not going anywhere. I'd go.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Reagan. Not only is he a well known politician liked by men with alot of money, he's freaking dead, that has to be worth way more. And besides, I think his death had something to do with..infections..coming..from pooping areas. So you might actually be able to sell it to rich people who hate him too, they could like put it in a gold box and say, hey we got what killed reagan. Everyone would want to see that at parties. Also gold is see thru in this scenario...and the odor is not going anywhere. I'd go.

Reagan died of pneumonia. He had Alzheimer's disease for a long time.

Neither of those have to do with bowels.

 

[Pyrite]

I heard a different story. From nursing insiders who saw the truth up close.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

I heard a different story. From nursing insiders who saw the truth up close.

Can you say "spam"?

 

[Kozmos]

Can you say "spam"?

Can you say "party pooper"?