Man Arrested for 1,000th Time YAY!

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The title say it all people. I think it's a record. Henry Earl is his name and is from Lexington, Kentucky. He has been charged only for small non violent crimes. He has spent over 4,000 days in jail and averages two days out of jail before he goes back in again. On his 1,000 arrest, he received 1,000 days in jail for his consistency.

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1,000 days in jail seems a bit lenient.

He needs professional help, IMO.

He is a professional! :goodjob:

This guy must be dumb as can be. Seriously if you are that bad at not getting caught you shouldn't be a career criminal. Lock him up for life.

He's probably a bum looking for a place to sleep - getting caught is his objective.
 
This guy must be dumb as can be. Seriously if you are that bad at not getting caught you shouldn't be a career criminal. Lock him up for life.

He uses the jail to get some shelter and food. The fact that he has never been busted for something serious (and Kentucky has no repeat offender laws?!) shows it is on purpose. It's not like he keeps getting caught, it's that he keeps staying at jail for free room and board.

I guess he likes baloney sandwiches.
 
He uses the jail to get some shelter and food. The fact that he has never been busted for something serious (and Kentucky has no repeat offender laws?!) shows it is on purpose. It's not like he keeps getting caught, it's that he keeps staying at jail for free room and board.

Obviously.
On the other hand, it speaks in favor of reinstating forced labor for inmates... I
 
I fail to believe iwth a lack of article.
 
Wasn't this a mockumentary starring David Cross?
 
A Lexington man, now famous for how many times he's been arrested, is again making headlines.

Yesterday, Henry Earl answered to a judge on a charge of alcohol intoxication - a crime he's now committed one-thousand times.

Henry Earl is a man well known inside the Fayette County Detention Center and well beyond the walls. He's an internet sensation for the sheer number of times he's been arrestted.
His latest arrest coming last night.

"Mr. Earl, you are before the court on the charge of alcohol intoxication."
"Yes sir."

And while being arraigned, as Earl usually is on his charge, he entered his usual plea.

"How do you wish to plea on this?"
"Guilty your honor."
"Are you sure you want to do that?"
"It's my right."

But this time, unlike the many, many, many times before, Earl was thrown a curveball by Judge Gary Payne.

"For your anniversary we'll give you a thousand days."
Needless to say, the sentenced shocked Earl.

"Do you think that's appropriate?"
"No sir."

"That's a long time."
"That's a lot of time but you can do it."
"No sir, a thousand we'll see you on Thursday."

"You'll see me Thursday. Yea, we'll be counting down the days.'' You'll be down to 998."

If you're wondering what one-thousand arrests on alcohol charges equals, here's a look at Henry Earl's history.

In all, he's spent 4,123 days in jail.

Thirty-five of his 1,000 arrests have been this year alone, landing him behind bars 189 days in 2008 so far.

On average, Earl is out of jail about two days before he lands back behind bars again.
-http://www.wbko.com/home/headlines/29698169.html
 
Nearly all of his arrests have been for public intoxication, with a few charges of disorderly conduct, third degree trespassing, second degree trespassing, and apparently one count of begging

Hes liver must be shot ! hopefully 1000 days in jail will sober him up
 
Well this is proof positive: It doesn't matter what crazy, weird, imbecilic thing you do. You can be famous if you do it exactly 1000 times.
 
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