Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute!

That said, if anyone wants to buy an American for a million dollars I am for sale. In fact today only I can be had at a very substantial discount. Should you wish to purchase a large group of Americans we can work out terms and I will round them up for you.
Excellent! As my property, anything you own is also owned by me, so I never lose control of the million dollars. Or is anybody else selling you to me?

Also, bringing in a slave from China was at around U$S1500 not so long ago, so you should be able to justify that slightly extortionate rate.
 
I suspect that conversations about joining a preteen girl's slumber party will set off certain alarm bots and draw unwanted attention to this thread.
 
Excellent! As my property, anything you own is also owned by me, so I never lose control of the million dollars. Or is anybody else selling you to me?

Also, bringing in a slave from China was at around U$S1500 not so long ago, so you should be able to justify that slightly extortionate rate.

Incorrect. Disposition of the purchase price is concurrent with delivery. Your million is gone and you receive a pauper who under the terms of the deal expects to be fed well enough to maintain his current American standard of obesity.
 
I suspect that conversations about joining a preteen girl's slumber party will set off certain alarm bots and draw unwanted attention to this thread.
Like a preteen girl's slumber party, Tim, like a preteen girl's slumber party.

If this gets annoying, just say the word OP, just say the word.
 
Please say the word OP, say it!

Ok, I'm officially now going to stop spamming the thread with my apologies to B-'sup!
 
What's the problem with me screaming my glee at a particularly dreamy cracked actor Tim? Is good ol' wholesome fun by necessity preversion these days?
 
OP, man, OP?
 
I think he's driving north for the slumber party?
 
Um... yeah okay, moving on!

So anyway, does this revelation open up these European governments to civil lawsuits by those injured by Al-Queda (and affiliates) attacks, or the families of those killed by same? Basically, those injuries and deaths are apparently being financed by these governments. That makes them complicit, yes?
 
Must....resist....further....side....tracking...thread....
 
Um... yeah okay, moving on!

So anyway, does this revelation open up these European governments to civil lawsuits by those injured by Al-Queda (and affiliates) attacks, or the families of those killed by same? Basically, those injuries and deaths are apparently being financed by these governments. That makes them complicit, yes?

Not a hope in hell. You are suggesting a system in which the victim of one crime is liable when the proceeds finance further crimes. The End.

Thanks for getting us back on track though.
 
Incorrect. Disposition of the purchase price is concurrent with delivery. Your million is gone and you receive a pauper who under the terms of the deal expects to be fed well enough to maintain his current American standard of obesity.
So, we're clear that I'll have to feed you, right? Just answer yes or no and I'll make a decision.
Um... yeah okay, moving on!

So anyway, does this revelation open up these European governments to civil lawsuits by those injured by Al-Queda (and affiliates) attacks, or the families of those killed by same? Basically, those injuries and deaths are apparently being financed by these governments. That makes them complicit, yes?
No. The money is being extorted from them under threats of violence, which exempts them from being charged with financing these criminal organisations.

Now, about influential US families financing the terrorist organisation known as the IRA…
 
So, we're clear that I'll have to feed you, right? Just answer yes or no and I'll make a decision.

No. The money is being extorted from them under threats of violence, which exempts them from being charged with financing these criminal organisations.

Now, about influential US families financing the terrorist organisation known as the IRA…


As stated...American style...four squares a day plus snacks.

To the best of my knowledge no clear money trail without deniability (I thought it was for homeless waifs in Belfast, honest) has ever been traced. Must admit I didn't exactly track every case with a magnifying glass though. Got any interesting links?
 
All right, I'll feed you. To the lions.

The problem with the IRA was that exposing their funding trail would not rub correctly with the 'Merican political elites.
 
All right, I'll feed you. To the lions.

The problem with the IRA was that exposing their funding trail would not rub correctly with the 'Merican political elites.

Better have a lot of lions.

Funding trails always rub the wrong way past American political elites. Look at AIPAC. Heck, look at Al-Queda. You think back in the day when Osama and the boys were repelling Russian invaders from Afghanistan there weren't people cutting them checks that wouldn't rather be caught on video farting in church than have those checks turn up now?
 
Oh, I totally agree that those IRA supporters should have been doing hard time. Thing is, I really don't excuse the euro governments at all here. They had a choice to make and they chose to fund terrorism. It's really as simple as that.
 
Oh, I totally agree that those IRA supporters should have been doing hard time. Thing is, I really don't excuse the euro governments at all here. They had a choice to make and they chose to fund terrorism. It's really as simple as that.

C'mon man...thug in the park with a gun, strongarming wallets. That guy is pretty much a terrorist, only lacking the 'politically motivated' label for his crimes. Heck, if he jokingly says "I only rob republicans cuz democrats don't have any money" and it turns up on tape he is a terrorist.

And what does law enforcement say to do if you get mugged? Cooperate. What does society say if you don't cooperate? You're an idiot. What is the mantra we chant anytime the subject comes up? 'Your wallet isn't worth your life!'

So they paid off like a slot machine when they had a kidnapping. That happens all over the world all the time. That's how simple it really is.
 
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